Well you are if the following relate to you.
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1. Your address reads as 23-404-32/67A-43 (New MCH number 56-678/4A/B-22),while you actually live in the second house beside
Zamzam cafe in lane behind Anand Theatre on SP Road.
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2. You end up buying only a salwar kameez, whether it is a theatre workshop, food mela, consumer expo, designer jewellery show, science show or an automobile convention.
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3. Your street has at least one roadside mobile hotel that serves Chinese delicacies such as \"Vegetable soft needles\", \"Navrotten Kurma\", "Chicken Manchewurea\" or \"American Chompsee\".
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4. Your answer is \'seedha chale jao\' when somebody asks you for directions,whether it is to Malakpet, Masab Tank, Malkajgiri or Moosapet.
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5. You come across tailors sporting the board: Immidiot delivery in two days onli.
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6.You can speak Hindi, Urdu, Hyderabadi Hinglish, but not Telugu, fluently.
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7. You ask the waiter to get you some \'Mango pickle\' even if you are sitting at a lavish continental banquet dinner with exotic Chinese, Mexican, Italian and Lebanese cuisines.
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9. You order for a tea just after having had a Caramel custard.
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10. You have at least one Srinivas, Prasad, Raju or Venkatesh within six square feet. OR you have at least one cousin, friend, colleague or acquaintance with these names.
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11. You have at least one cousin, friend, colleague or acquaintance in the US in software.
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12. Everytime somebody gives you a piece of good news, the first thing you ask them is \'Party kab hain?\'
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13. Refer to any past as \'parso\', be it yesterday or long before three hundred years.
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14. You call 11 AM as subah subah.
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15. You label your boss as \'Dimakh Kharab\'
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16. You are 15 minutes late and you feel you are on time.
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17. You look at the fixed price stand and still ask \'dene ka bolo\'
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18. You are reading this and secretly admitting that you are, after all, a true blue Hyderabadi.