Jokes on Bad Bosses

by **Z C** » Fri May 09, 2003 8:48 am

from one of the emails i get every day : Fighting with your boss is like fighting with a pig in a pool of mud. While you are getting dirty, you realize that the pig is actually enjoying it !!

by **Z C** » Sat May 10, 2003 7:33 pm

At a butchers shop one-day, a dog starts barking. The butcher chases it away, but still the dog keeps coming back. Curios the butcher goes near the dog and sees a note tied to its belt. It say \" please give 2kg meat and the money is in the pouch\". The butcher packs the meatand as its time to close his business follwos the dog. As he follows the dog, it crosses the road junctions properly after looking at traffic signals, goes to the bus stop, catches the right bus, gets down, and goes to a house. All teh while the butcher is following the dog. The dog goes and knocks at the door and nobody opens the door. goes behind the house and knocks the door and nobody opens, the dog comes back to the front door and knocks again. this time a string man comeout and hits the dog hard. the butcher feels unhappy abt the man illtreating an intelligent dog and confronts him. The man replies, \" this stupid dog has forgotten the door key for the fourth time\". No matter how good you are, u r boss will always be unhappy with you.

by **Faheem** » Tue May 13, 2003 3:20 am

Not true! Not all of them are bad, in fact the smart ones are not, provided you do a good job. If you are doing a good job and the boss is still not happy (like the owner of the dog)then there is something wrong with your boss or the workplace

by **Z C** » Tue May 13, 2003 10:53 am

i thought the board was abt jokes !!

by **Ignoramus** » Tue May 13, 2003 8:02 pm

Bosses??? Read this somewhere \'A boss is one who comes in early when you are late! \' Its not exactly funny, but its so true!

by **Faheem** » Wed May 14, 2003 10:37 pm

Come on ZC grow up! you started the board with the title that suggests to write jokes on bad bosses, but what you posted past that was not a joke! what is funny about the dog story? Think before you post.

by **Z C** » Thu May 15, 2003 9:44 am

OK, grown up, now what ?

by **Faheem** » Thu May 15, 2003 10:30 pm

Now read my post again which I posted on May 14th. Of course skip the grow up part, you know why.

by **Z C** » Fri May 16, 2003 1:22 pm

i read and i laughed, now what ?

by **Z C** » Fri May 16, 2003 2:18 pm

ayinaaaaaa !! gummadi kaya donga ante, bhujhalu thadumu kuntavu endhuku ?

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