Indian (typical)

[Machomodelhun]

One knows you are an Indian when you are speaking English and in every sentence you use Yaar or Haina.<br><br>

You are Indian you if use \"you know\" and \"basically\" in every 5th sentence.<br><br>

You are an Indian if you are standing next to the two largest sized suitcases at the airport.<br><br>

Your grandfather farts and does not even bother to say \"pardon me\".<br><br>

You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone\'s house.<br><br>

For dating girls your friend use to take your car.<br><br>

You are an Indian if you take dowry.<br><br>

You are an Indian if you abuse your wife and kids and kill your wife by burning her or your daughter-in-law.<br><br>

Every day back stabbing.<br><br>

When every girl you thought was easily accessible.<br><br>

Haan mein haan milane ki purani aadat. Wahi to mein kah raha tha, yaar.<br><br>

Your parents: \"You want a stereo! When I was your age, I didn\'t even have shoes!!\"<br><br>

You are an Indian if you have a tummy. <br><br>

You are an Indian if you use water instead of toilet paper. <br><br>

You are an Indian if you don\'t use a tissue to blow your nose or just blow your nose in front of every one on the road side without using a tissue. <br><br>

You are an Indian when you gotta take a leak and just do it where ever, even on the road side. <br><br>

An English gentleman visiting India saw an Indian man pissing on the side walk. He went ahead and approached the Indian and asked him in broken hindi: \"Yahan police nahi pakarta?\" The Indian said, \"Naheen yahan pai khud pakarna parta hai!\"