Some good PJs

by **sharon** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 4:04 pm

Sorry folks, just couldn\'t resist it :-)

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How do u CUT roads??? 
By LAUGHING... 
Because \"Haste Haste, Cut jaye Raste\"! 

Luv and Kuch are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why??? 
Because Luv (love) is blind!!! 
Now, Kush also jumps inside. Why?? 
Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!! 

Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai??? 
Socho... nahi pata...?? 
Answer: D\'Cold... Chan ki saans - D\'cold 
Chalo ab batao - Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai? 
This is quite simple... D\'Cold again... Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi :-)

When A beggar meets another beggar or a software engineer meets another software engineer,
both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question??? 
Which platform are you Working on??? 

Question: What will u call a person who is leaving India?? 
Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver). 
Question: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn\'t travel much?? 
Answer: Hindustan Lever Limited. 

Once upon a time in an elephant school some loafer elephants were sitting on a wall. A sexy female elephant passes by. What do the loafer elephants say about her?
 36000 - 24000 - 36000!!! 

Q: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha? 
Ans: Adidas. 

Q: Prasad asks Kumble to bring a Pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of Pepsi but goes directly to
Tendulkar. Why?? Why??? :-)

Ans: Tendulkar is an opener! 

Q: Who is Joe? 
\"Kambakth ishq\" - Because \"Kambakth ishq hai Joe!\" 

And of course, the grand finale... 
The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie \'heart is umbrella\'. Which movie did he really want to see? 
Dil Chhata Hai!

by **Shahed** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 4:15 pm

A bookwarm paplu hesitating to go to a Hindi movie is called \'Sindoor\'... Why? Because he thought it was a \'SIN DOOR\' - Door of sins.

by **kanta** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 5:11 pm

why did the sardar walk out of the movie every day at 10??coz the movie was called DASTAK!!

by **Mickey** » Sat Mar 01, 2003 2:39 pm

How did the Java chicken cross the road? It did not cross - it just dropped chicklets on the other side.

by **Krishna** » Sun Mar 02, 2003 3:36 pm

Here\'s my two cents...

What\'s Height of shakespeare???
C\'mon.. think.. think...

5 feet 4 inches!!

What else can Joe be??
a. Chilman - Yeh jo chilman hai
b. Mohabbat - Yeh jo mohabbat hai

by **Krishna** » Sun Mar 02, 2003 4:07 pm

How do you put an elephant in a car??? And you shouted \"Open the door, put the elephant and shut the door\"?? C\'mon folks, if it were was so simple, I wouldn\'t have asked it here... 

So, what thinks?? 

Ok, here\'s the answer. \"With Great Difficulty\". :-)

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Ok, one more. What\'s more difficult than putting an elephant in a car?? 

Donno?? 

Well, putting a pregnant elephant in a car. :-)

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Ok, one more. What\'s even more difficult that putting a pregnant elephant in a car?? 

Making an elephant pregnant in a car!! :-)

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Enjoy

by **RAVI** » Sun Mar 02, 2003 5:38 pm

dear sharon even still I dont know the meaning of Dil chata hai. NOT REQUIRED FOR ME. Otherwise Mr Refugee, which part of India u from?? remote jungle of upper or eastern UP???

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