ha ha funny cow!

[lil witch]

CALCUTTA\'s Telegraph has got hold of an answer paper of a candidate at the
recent UPSC examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Indian
cow:

\"The cow is a successful animal. Also he is quadrupud, and because he is
female, he give milk,but will do so when he is got child.He is same like
God,sacred to Hindus and useful to man.But he has got four legs together.
Two are forward and two are afterwards.

\"His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. What can it do?
Various ghee, butter,cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth.
Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally.

\"His motion is slow only because he is of asitudinious species. Also his
other motion is much useful to trees, plants as well as making flat cakes in
hand and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding
after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in
the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass.

\"His only attacking and defending organ is the horn, specially so when he is
got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons
to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great
velocity forwards.

\"He has got tails also, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the
other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which
alight on his cohoa body whereupon he gives hit with it.

The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not
crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts
his eyes like his relatives, the horse does not do so.

\"This is the cow.\"

P.S.: We are informed that the candidate passed the exam.

[peeping tom]

dear lil witch i get surprise regarding your interest in seeing the interest in the result of that exam. be scientific in your thinking. cow is part of the indian society. not part of that dangerous idiots from that foreign land of middleast. who are your ancesters think about that and act accordingly. OK??? be casual my dear.dont bne a downs syndrome and also dont be fanatic. ok?????

[lil witch]

dear tom!
quite obviously you dont have a sense of humour. the essay is a joke that is as old as the hills. just because you have an over-tuned sense of fanatism and a misplaced sense of anger, please dont impose it on me. this is a joke and is meant to be taken in the spirit of one. doesnt the word \'ha ha\' figure in your vocab?

[vivek of themavericks]

Totally!, i got one like this, but this one would be a print Ad. I shall refer and reproduce

[RP]

Saw this one before on other websites. I suggest you indicate you got it from somewhere. Otherwise, it is called \"plagiarism\" - according to academicians.

[EroXenoS]

Will Mr Peeping Tom stop venting his frustrations on these boards? To the moderator, you are being unkind, you know, letting this guy rant away....of course,, we do get free laughs, but this guy needs a headshrink!!!! I quote:
\"....not part of that dangerous idiots from that foreign land of middleast. who are your ancesters think about that and act accordingly. OK??? be casual my dear.dont bne a downs syndrome and also dont be fanatic. ok?????\"
What the heck does this mean??? Mr PT, have u been trying grass ??( in that case, i can understand your righteous rage on hearing anti-cow sentiments )
somehow I doubt if he\'s really going to understand what I am saying......

[Dart]

AS some one said in earlier messages this posting is to make you stretch your lips and not to get into the dynamics and kinematics of the subject. You will never find peace or comfort in this world if you engage yourself in disection of each and every thing that you see is absurd. Pick up the best part of it and take comfort in it. This is a hilarious peace of article that has spread I think over all the computers - nothing new to anyone I suppose but you still laugh reading it.. that\'s enough it has served its purpose.

[RP]

Dart .. I agree. Thanks for your lecture. I\'ve learned \"a lot\" today. You are my teacher, counselor, guide, philosopher, friend and all the rest. I just want to say you saved my future.

[neeraj]

HI LITTLE WITCH,

OH BOY , MY STRESS WAS REALLY RELIVED WHEN I READ THIS, I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS WHILE I WAS WAITING IN THE SIGNAL THIS MORNING WHEN I SAW A COW AND LAUGHED ALOUD, EVEN THE TRAFFIC COP WAS STARRING AT ME,,REST FRONWING AT ME BECAUSE I LAUGHED SO LOUD WHEN THRER WA A HUGE TRAFFIC JAM..

KEEP IT UP , WE NEED TO LAUGH IT OUT FOR THIS STRESS FULL LIFE...

HEY YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RENOWNED MUSICIAN L.VAIDYANATHAN FROM GANDHIJI???

ZIMBLE,,(SIMPLE) VAIDYANATHAN WAS A VIOLINIST WHILE GANDHIJI WAS A NON-VIOLINIST,,, HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HAHAHA