Apna Board

[Shahed]

Woh kya hai ke mereku na aap logoun ka email Id chahiye tha, kyon bole tou kuch khaas baatan main ye board pe nai likh sakta na, mere paas sob ka hai lekin (Kulche Hyderabadi,Hina Di,Saira Ji, Bhirr Ustaad , Ek Akeyla ka nai hai) Agar mil jaaye tou mujhe bhot khushee hogi, Hamaare Kulche bhai kab tak tarsaatain yaaro email id dene ke liye akhir aaisee bhi kya naraazgi hai..Aapku tou bol bol ke zabaan bahar latak gayee...arey bhai ham koi gair nahin hai aaphi ke chote bhai hai aur aap hami se darkinaar kar rain. Ab kya pet mein mundi daalo bolrain , kya tou bhi hai aaqar...Haur ek zaroori baat mai abhi shaadi nai kara yaaro, kare so time po boldoonga bola na, agar tum logon ku bagar bole kar liya tou aap logon ke saath saath UNO bhi naraaz ho jayeinge na. Nai bhai jab bhi karoonga sab ko daawat deke bol bata ke karoonga. Meri shaadi mein Hina di , Saara ji aur Raadha sab ko Dholak ke geet gaan hai, Bhaimia aur Kulcha bhai Dono ko shaadi Khaana aur Khaane ke Degh Sambhaalna hai, Bhirr Ustaad aur Ucchu mia ku Orchestra Sambhaalna hai..Mujhe UNKU sambhaalna hai...Aur baqi sab ko arrangement dekhna hai.. Bhot kaaamaan hai yaaro. Kaisa to bhi honga tum logon ke bagair... Chalo ab jaldi jaldi apna email id likh do taki shaadi se pehle thoda rai mashwara kar loon aap logoun se. Abke email id nai diya na tou phir dekho shaadich nai kartoun....HAU....
....AYELAA...Mazaaq se bolroun...

[Bhaimiya]

Arey yeh dekho shahid kitney aas sey mang raha hey aap sab ka e-mail idd aur aap logaan hey usko machlee tadpey wesa tadpa rein. Deydo na bhai e-mail id aab itni bhi kya secrecy hey usmein.

[Ek Akela]

Aur ek chees bhoolren na yaaro, Marpha ke item, khair is ka intezaam karlengay. waisay mera id hai jaws3@rediffmail.com.

[Shahed]

Marfaa !! Hau yaaro ye tou mai bhoolich gaya, Chalo isko bhi rakich leinge... Ab ek boltoun Suno \\\'Aur bhi ID\\\'s hai akeyle ki siwaai \\\'.

[Kulcha Hyderabadi]

Mirza Nausha, ap khwamaqa emotional ho gaye babu! mere paas e-mail nai hai boss, agar hota to zaroor apko de deta! arey yaro, e-mail kya cheez hai, agar boley to apna dabba bhi apko dedoonga! Khair, e-mail account bananey ki tayyari mein laga huwa hoon, bantey hi apki khidmat mein pesh kardoonga. Waise, apka e-mail address kya hai?

[Ek Akela]

naitu aur doosra id nahi, haan zaroor badal daloonga jab Akela se Dukela hoonga tab...aisay bhi kiya bataan hai jo email mein likko bhaejne wale hain.

[Ek Akela]

Yaaro kiyatobi howa yaaro, shaadi karneyku gaaye the, karko nai aaye, kaun tu bhi naako bolay kiya.

[Shahed]

Kulche bhai ! # * % $ Aain ! Aap ab tak email Id nai banaai, Offo ! Apne ku Haath pe Lerain kya, Jando Bhai Hamich Miley Shad..,Rhendo Rhendo..Nnnnakko na ye Bataan. Acche Gammataan karrain waan baith ke. Bhai ku dekho 1 Saal se Internet Cafe Chalarain aur ab tak email account nai khole...kon tou bi yaqeen karienge ji aapki batoun pe. Ye tou \'Chiraag Tale Andhere Waali Baat hogayee\', Duniya ku Raasta Dikhaane Waala Apna Pata nai Banata. Maan gaye ustaad. Khair Chaleliye mai aap sab ku apna email deroun note book mein note kar leo. Baad mein nai bolna nai diye bolke. Doosri baat kulche bhai agar aap mere ku mail bhi karna chahe tou bhi aapko account kholnaich padhta. Warna mera mail id leke aap kya kareinge. Aap apna account khol ke mere ku hi pehla mail bhejna... barakkat hoti. Waise mera e-mail id hai *shaheds2002@yahoo.co.in*, Ab dekeinge apne kaun kaunse bhayaan jawaab detain. Waise kulcha bhai paan ke dabbe ka bhot bhot shukriya, lekin mai yeh tohfa nai le sakta..Mai jab waan parmenant aaonga na tou apan sab milkey ek aadh kone mein accha school daal ke chala leinge partnership mein. Aur waise bhi doosre kaarobari bataan bhi karna hai aapke saath is liye email id...samjhe aap. Kalku agar mai airport pe aaya tou pehchaaneinge kaisa aap aur mai aapku kaisa pehchaanoonga.. Is liye email id. Baqi baad mein .. aur tab tak ye bechaare akeyle ke liye koi intezaam karlo aap.. baap bichaara bhot hi.....Chalo mileinge baad mein. Email zaroor karna ispe.. Baqi logoun ku bhi daal toun ghere mein.. Bhoni acchi karna chah raha tha.. is liye aapko daal liya...Hau..Waan bhot paani padra kate.. Chalo ab Carrom Khelinge...