Chul-buli Saas

by **Shahed** » Tue Jul 02, 2002 6:03 pm

Ghar mein kya WAITAAK hai uska, sabko ghoor ke woh hai daraati , SAAS hammari buddhee lekin ...Acche Acchon ko patak lagaati..Susre Hamaare Bhole Bhaale ... Pension milteich ghar ko aate... Paise kheech ke haat se unke , Ganje sir pe chapat lagaati...Mia Hamaare bade armaanon waale ... Hiras mein aako murgian paale.. Ek bhi murghi chori huvee to .. Saare muhalle ko sir pe Uthaati... Daawat mei isko apni kabhee... mai saath nai le jaati... Dastar khaan pe jo bhi aata .. minton mein woh dakaar jaati.. In ke dos ke waalid aarain ..Sunke uskey aankhaan phat gaye, Zamaane se nai baje so dil ke phir woh taaraan baj gaye.. Bhare daalaaan mein sab ke saamne... dekho taal se ab-bhi taal milaati. Susre hamaare jab taish mein aate ... Kaampte haaton se jab lakdi uthaate... Saadi Pallu Baandh ke Budhee...Bhaag ke Paikhaene mein chupp Jaati.

by **Bhaimiya** » Tue Jul 02, 2002 6:22 pm

Shahed: Agar aapkee honey walee saas yeh ghazal padli to samjoh aapka bana banaya kam bigad gaya, yaani jo baat ab \"Yellow Light per hey aur Green Light key intezaar mein hey woh foran Red Light hojayeengi. Aapki shaadi howeey tak aesey ghalzon ya nazmon sey thoda parez karo uskey bad jo bhi dil mein aaya bindas bolo saas key barey mein. Just kidding, wesey nazam bahut hi acchi hey (Bhirr Ustaad key jawab ka intezar hey).

by **Shahed** » Tue Jul 02, 2002 6:42 pm

Bhaimia, Mujhe bhi Bhirr Vastaad aur Radha Vastaadima ka intezaar hai, dekhte hai woh dono kya gul khilaate hai, waise bhaimia, ye jo board hai woh Bahu se talluq rakhta hai.. Ab woh saas jaane, sasur jaane ya phir bahu jaane..Apan to \'CHOO\' bolke ke chupp gaye..... Aapko nicchay se ooper tak shukriya maalik.. hausla afzaai ke liye. Ye naacheez ko aap itti izzat baqshey...Hau..

by **Radha** » Wed Jul 03, 2002 12:48 pm

Susrey hamarey lambi lambi chordtein, 
Naak mein hamari dum karko chordtein, 
Saas hamari hai kitni bholi bhali, 
Unko toh dewaana karko chordtein, 
Pension lekar, woh charne jaatein, 
Do din mein paisa luta ko chordtein, 
Unke saat dawaat mein na jana, 
Gosh to gosh haddiyan chaba ko chordtein, 
Subah ko saj dhaj ke patane nikaltein, 
Naukarani, bhangan, bhikaran bhi na chordtein, 
Pairaan dekho toh qabar mein latak rein, 
Chichore chale woh abbhi na chordtein, 
Saas ko mein aaqir samajha, ki chodi, 
Bukod ko aisa khulla na chordtein, 
Radha ko mana hai vastadni tum ne, 
Ab toh woh sabaq pada ko chordtein…

by **Bhaimiya** » Wed Jul 03, 2002 1:24 pm

Shahed: Radha ka jawab to bahut khoob hey. Weldone Radha.

by **Shahed** » Wed Jul 03, 2002 2:40 pm

Ab unke baarey mein mai kya boloon - kitnte saare ab razaaan kholoon..
Saas hai bolko chupp baithee mai - kha ma kha mai mu kyun kholoon.................
Susre hamaare kitte acche - Bhole bhaale seedhe sacche..
Saas ki be-jah meharbaani se - Go gaye unko Itte bacche..........................
Abhi unkey nakray dekho - Powder , Libishti se Sajrey Dekho..
Tunak Tunak ke hamku boltain - Matak\'na kaisa ham se Seekho......................
MTV aur english channel - Unko aaj kal khoob hai bhaata..
Unke is Shauk ki wajah se - Light ka bill hamaara badh ke aata.....................
Light Kabhee jab chalee hai jaatee - Saas hamaari phir kya kudkudaate..
TV ke liye uska tadapna dekh kar - Mujh ko tou khoob hasi hai aatee.................
Dilip kumar ko waan se nikaal ke - Shah rukh khan ki fotu laga liye..
Susre ku hamaare Bahar sula kar - Bistar pe poora dera jama liye....................
Dono milkey jab Pik-char ku jaate - Waapsi mein kuch bhi nai laatain..
Khud ke liye RABDI MALAI leke - Susre ke haat Basi BHAJIYA thamaatain.................
Ruk jaati woh tou kitna accha hota - Munna mera jhoole mein sota..
Dekh Dekh ke dil mere Kudta - Munne ki jagah ab mera DEWAR sota.......................
Saas ki ye-ich harkatoun se - Susre hamaare ho gaye bauraan..
Ghabrahat mein Mandi ke bajai - Pahoonch gaye woh Khabristaan.........................
Hasrth , Umeed aur Muhbbat leke - Susre hamaare unke paas jab jaatain..
Mu-aan Bana ke...Balgham nikaal ke... Khakaar Khakaar ke - Unko Daraatain...............
Apni jawaani ki tasveeran dekh ko - Susre hamaare Aunt\'te jaatain .. Rote jaatain..
\'O Radha Tere Bina ye Shaam Hai AAdha\' - Susre Hamaare ab ye Gaatain............
Sabaq aaj kal kaun yaad kartain - Copy/Paste se kaam chalatain..
Kaapi/Pencil ki jagah Ab - computer se ham Kaam Nikaaltain...............

by **Bhaimiya** » Wed Jul 03, 2002 3:41 pm

Shahed miya tumbhi pohnchee huwee cheez aur puraney khajoor hein.

by **Shahed** » Wed Jul 03, 2002 4:54 pm

Bhaimia, Apan shaagirad kiskey hai maloom tou hunga na. Mai jo bhi likh roun unkich badoulat hi likhroun. Apan pakke hai ki Kacche hai ke ya tou apne ku tou nai maloom. Agar bhabi aapse naraaz hai tou ye board unko le jaake saara ka saara padhado ya padh ke suna do, agar uno nai hase na - tou AAPKA naam badal do.....Hau!

by **Shahed** » Wed Jul 03, 2002 5:17 pm

Arey bhaimia, ye kya karre yaaro ...ham baigan aapku hasaane ki koshish karrain aur tum hai ki hamkuich puraane khajoor bolke hampeich hans re! Nai yaaro mai itta bi puraana nai hoon , pooch lo padh daadi se , unse 2 mahine ka chota hoon. Tou puraana kaisa ho gaya mai. Idekho ..Padh daadi ma puraane hai mai unse chota hoon is liye mai abhi bhi naya hoon ...Abi to polish bhi nai gayee apnee...Hau.
Kaan zara haath pakadh ke merku uthaao ke bithaao to sahi,
Aur mera chasma bhi dedo, Kaan hai ji uno apne Bhirr Ustaad Nazarich nai aarain kidhar bhatak rai ki kya nai ki. Hamaare Bhirr Ustaaad Kaan hai yaaro. Idar mereku akela chor ke kaan nikal liye tum. Aap ko yaan nai dekh ke Vastadima mereku chadi ki bajai bandook se padha rai..Haau.

by **Radha** » Wed Jul 03, 2002 10:47 pm

Shahed, Bhut Khuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuub.

by **hina** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 1:37 pm

Kyaa hai shahed bhai meray ku to aaisa dikh raa yeh aapka experience bol raa ye nazmaon mein. Dekho shahed bhai sahi sahi bolo aapki shaadi hui ya nai? yeh jhootay sacchay baatan acchi cheez nai hai, yaan pay hum \"ruqqay\" ka intezaar karrain aur aap saas-susray pay nazmaan likhrain...lol They are great, I really enjoyed them.

by **Shahed** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 2:10 pm

Hida di, pleaase for God sake aap tou confuse na ho ee ye.
Agar aap log is tarah mere baare mein khayaalat pesh kareinge tou mere tou ho jayega beda ghark. Aur is ki wajah se main ye tutti fruti shayari chor doonga , phir baad mein mat kahiye ke ham ek acche shayer ko pehchaan nahin sakey. Aap Zee TV. Sahara , doosre indian channels nahin dekhtey kya ? Sab masaala usmeiich mil jaata.

by **khajabi** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 8:56 pm

Wonderful Shahed, amazing, wakhai yaar, ed accha shayer shupa hoa hai tumhare andar... bhai sherwani phaad ke zara baher nikalo usko... instant thinking! i enjoyed it very much.

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