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[Cragg]

smart.

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I know

[Cragg]

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something called PPD



posts per day .



Try coming near mine

[rock_26iin]

waddaup ppl?

[HH]

*****

***** - Hail "Rock"! ... Beginner ... er Starter ... of the "Most Successful Thread" in FHDB! ... Fine FRIDAY!

[fn]

howz everyone?

[HH]

Happy Sunday! ... Have Fun Today!

[V]

!!! Meri Jaan Hindustan !!!

[HH]

!!! Meri Jaan Hindustan ***** !!!

Thank You, "V"! ***** Happy Happy Hyderabadi hain Hindustan Ki Jaan!

[fn]

i'm a true blue happy hyderabadi nd so r most of the users here on fh

[HH]

GN - Good Night, FHDBites ...

FN - Fine Night, "fn"! ...

V - Verygood Night, "V"!

[V]

Another fine day, it is today. Lets rejoice that we are all living in this WoNdErFuL CiTy

[HH]

:) Another fine day... Lets rejoice***** ... WoNdErFuL CiTy

Very Well, "V"! ... Super Saturday ... Special Weekend! ... Have a pleasant evening!

[V]

Good Morning Hyderabadis

[HH]

Happy Sunday ... Super Sunday ... Fun Sunday! >>>>>

[V]

Once pappu started praying ravan and after 1 year Ravan was very happy from the bhakti of Pappu. Then Ravan decides to give 3 vardan's to Pappu.







Ravan: "say vatsa what u wants"



Pappu: "i wants 100 vardan's "



Ravan: "but i can give u only 3 varas"



Pappu: "but i want 100 vardan's"



Ravan: "no child thats not possible "



Pappu: "no i wants 100 means 100"



Ravan: "no i can give u only 3 if u wants then take or else i m going ."



Pappu: "ok but what 3 i will ask u will give me definetly?"



Ravan: "sure its promise from rakshas raja ravana"



Pappu: "1st vardan - convert that GADA on your shoulder to a wooden bamboo stick"



Ravan: "tathastu" and his gada turns into a stick.



Pappu: "second vardan - put that stick in ur as*hole"..deep inside..!!



Ravan: (confused but........)"tathastu" and in great pain asks pappu to ask for the third vardan asap...



Pappu: "now are you giving me rest 97 vardans or should i convert that stick back to a GADA ??"

[Max]

Kill me if you don't........ LYFAO.......... after reading this.

I have read this 10 times already and i LMFAO........... and when i will read it the 11th time i am sure i will LMFAO again.



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One of the frequent questions asked to students of psychology is:

"Please explain the difference between Provocation, Irritation,
Aggravation and Frustration"



Here is the perfect example of it...............





One day General Pervez Musharaf, having his business in Iron Rods,was

sitting in office and got a call from Atal Bihari Vajpayee.

Vajpayee: "Saria (Iron Rod) hai?"

Pervez: "Hai."

Vajpayee: "Toh gaand me daal le" and he disconnected the call.

This is Provocation.





Again,on the next day Parvez got a call.



Vajpayee: "Saria hai? "

Parvez (trying to be smart): "Nahin hai."

Vajpayee: "Toh gaand me daal liya kya?" and he disconnected the call.

This is Irritation.





On the third day again Parvez got the call.

Vajpayee: "Saria hai? "

Parvez (trying to be over smart): "Hai bhi or nahin bhi".

Vajpayee: "Toh gaand me daal ke andar bahar kar raha hai kya?" and he

disconnects.

This is Aggravation.





The next day Parvez thinks of taking revenge.

So he calls up Vajpayee.

Parvez: "Saria hai?"

Vajpayee: "Kyon? Gaand me daalna hai kya?" and he disconnected the

call.

Now this is frustruation.

[Don]

har sahil ko kinara mat samjho,

har dost ko sahara mat samjho,

najar-najar me fark hai!

yaro, har najar ko ishara mat samjho...

[Max]

Kill me if you don't........ LYFAO.......... after reading this.

I have read this 10 times already and i LMFAO........... and when i will read it the 11th time i am sure i will LMFAO again.

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One of the frequent questions asked to students of psychology is:
"Please explain the difference between Provocation, Irritation,
Aggravation and Frustration"

Here is the perfect example of it...............


One day General Pervez Musharaf, having his business in Iron Rods,was
sitting in office and got a call from Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
Vajpayee: "Saria (Iron Rod) hai?"
Pervez: "Hai."
Vajpayee: "Toh gaand me daal le" and he disconnected the call.
This is Provocation.


Again,on the next day Parvez got a call.

Vajpayee: "Saria hai? "
Parvez (trying to be smart): "Nahin hai."
Vajpayee: "Toh gaand me daal liya kya?" and he disconnected the call.
This is Irritation.


On the third day again Parvez got the call.
Vajpayee: "Saria hai? "
Parvez (trying to be over smart): "Hai bhi or nahin bhi".
Vajpayee: "Toh gaand me daal ke andar bahar kar raha hai kya?" and he
disconnects.
This is Aggravation.


The next day Parvez thinks of taking revenge.
So he calls up Vajpayee.
Parvez: "Saria hai?"
Vajpayee: "Kyon? Gaand me daalna hai kya?" and he disconnected the
call.
Now this is frustruation.

Any Comments ???

[HH]

Happy Sunday! ... Good Evening Out!

[fn]

boring sunday



wasted sunday



bad sunday

[rock_26iin]

why is this thread moving so slowly???

[HH]

why ...slowly*****???

***** Starter Missing ... Engine Stalls ... "Board"ers 'Bored'!

[DR-Snooker]

Snooker 147

[Max]

1. If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?

Ans : The days after marriage