Arz Kiya Hai

by **Niky** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 12:56 pm

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,

Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi

latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,

Bartan Lelo Bartan

by **Cragg** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 12:59 pm

Teri Yaad aayi,

to liya Kaagaz kalam aur teri tasveer banaye;

Soocha tha Seene se laga kar rakehnge;

Soocha tha seene se laga kar rakhenge;

magar yeh to baachon ko darrane ke kaam aaye.

by HH » Sat Jul 01, 2006 1:00 pm

[quote= "Mock Mushaira"]

hee Hee HEE ... hee Hee HEE!

wah WahWAH ... wah Wah WAH!

hawa Hawa HAWA ... hawa Hawa HAWA!

haw Haw HAW ... haw Haw HAW!

hee haw Hee Haw HEE HAW!

[/quote]

by **Nikyyy** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 1:01 pm

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kya chahiye tumhain

Jo bhi kaho ge meri dukaan per wo paoge

maine kahaa ke kutte ke khane ka cake hai

bola yahin pe khaoge ya leke jaoge

by **Cragg** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 1:04 pm

Be careful abt ur VIVA today or else wahan bhi ek shayri ki situation na aajaye

by **Niky** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 1:09 pm

Cragg wrote::lol:

Be careful abt ur VIVA today or else wahan bhi ek shayri ki situation na aajaye

lolz yeh ur right..

by **Cragg** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 1:19 pm

Santa reports for his university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes he is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.

During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is happening.

"I finished the exam in half an hour," says Santa. "Now I'm rechecking my answers."

p.s: Not related to post topic but to the current mood

by **Niky** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 1:29 pm

lolz wish answering questions was as easy as tht

by HH » Sat Jul 01, 2006 4:03 pm

Pariksha Pareshani

mere iss pareshani ka koi hal to bataoon,
zindagi ke iss lamhe mein koi saat to nibhaoon,
iye khuda mujhe tum iyse na aaz maoon,
mere iss zindagi mein kisi ko to laoon *****

- http://mohdmoyeen.blogspot.com/2006/04/shayari-ii.html

kisi ko ... ***** >>>>> Pariksha Pareshani Nakkore Nakkoch! :wink:

by **Cragg** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 7:00 pm

Winter Jokes

Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo

Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo

Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo

Aaj Do Moze Aur Pehen Lo

Aaj Ek Kahwa Aur Pe Lo

Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo

Kya Pata!

Kal Thand Ho Naa Ho

by HH » Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:19 pm

Cragg wrote:Winter ...
Kal Thand Ho Naa Ho*****

Thank You, "Cragg" ... Kal ... Ho Naa Ho ... Aj toh hai >>>>> Postaan Kartey Raho ... Lagey Raho!

:wink:

by **Sara** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 9:24 pm

Cragg wrote:Teri Yaad aayi,
to liya Kaagaz kalam aur teri tasveer banaye;
baachon ko darrane ke kaam aaye.

Me missed a lot of action :cry:

by HH » Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:50 pm

Sara wrote:...
Me missed *****

***** Jab haath mein jaam^^^^^ hai ... aur plate mein garm pakode hain >>>>> "Nothing Missed" ... Ms "Sara"! ... Be Happy Enrich Life!

^^^^^ Garm Chai! :wink:

by **Fun Kay** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 7:53 pm

HH wrote:
Sara wrote:...
Me missed *****

***** Jab haath mein jaam^^^^^ hai ... aur plate mein garm pakode hain >>>>> "Nothing Missed" ... Ms "Sara"! ... Be Happy Enrich Life!

^^^^^ Garm Chai!

Aur Britannia Marie

by HH » Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:28 pm

Fun Kay wrote:... Britannia Marie *****

OR ***** Britannia GOOD DAY --->>> Butter / Cashew / Pista, too !!!

:!:

by **Fun Kay** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:30 pm

HH wrote:
Fun Kay wrote:... Britannia Marie *****

OR ***** Britannia GOOD DAY --->>> Butter / Cashew / Pista, too !!!

Yummy yum yum... :lol:

by **Don** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:39 am

Aarj hain ......

har sahil ko kinara mat samjho,

har dost ko sahara mat samjho,

najar-najar me fark hai!

yaro, har najar ko ishara mat samjho...

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Dil gumsum, zuban khamosh,

Yeh aankhen aaj num kyon hain,

Tujhe kabhi paya hi na tha,

to tujhe aaj khone ka gum kyon hain

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talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega,

magar humari tereh tumhe koun chahega,

zarur koi chahat ki nazaar se tumhe dekh le,

magar aakhein hamari kaha se layega

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Jab bhi kisiko kareeb paya hai

Kasam khuda ki wahin dhoka khaya hai

Kyon dosh dete ho kaanton ko

Ye zakhm to humne phoolon se paya hai!!

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Zindagi mohtaj nahin manzilon ki,

Waqt har manzil dikha deta hai..

Marta nahin hai koi kisi se juda hokar.

Waqt sab ko jeena sikha deta hai !!

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Chandni raton me sara jahan sota hai,

Lekin kisi ki yaadon me koi budnaseeb rota hai,

khuda kisi ko mohabbat pe fida na kare,

agar kare to kisiko juda na kare...

by **Max** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:42 am

Don wrote:Aarj hain ......

har sahil ko kinara mat samjho,
har dost ko sahara mat samjho,
najar-najar me fark hai!
yaro, har najar ko ishara mat samjho...

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Dil gumsum, zuban khamosh,
Yeh aankhen aaj num kyon hain,
Tujhe kabhi paya hi na tha,
to tujhe aaj khone ka gum kyon hain

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talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
magar humari tereh tumhe koun chahega,
zarur koi chahat ki nazaar se tumhe dekh le,
magar aakhein hamari kaha se layega

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Jab bhi kisiko kareeb paya hai
Kasam khuda ki wahin dhoka khaya hai
Kyon dosh dete ho kaanton ko
Ye zakhm to humne phoolon se paya hai!!

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Zindagi mohtaj nahin manzilon ki,
Waqt har manzil dikha deta hai..
Marta nahin hai koi kisi se juda hokar.
Waqt sab ko jeena sikha deta hai !!

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Chandni raton me sara jahan sota hai,
Lekin kisi ki yaadon me koi budnaseeb rota hai,
khuda kisi ko mohabbat pe fida na kare,
agar kare to kisiko juda na kare...

Good Thoughts !!!

by VJ » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:04 am

Hahahahahahahahahahah

I wonder how did I miss reading all the shero shayari's. Enjoyed it. Gr8 going guys. Keep up.

@VJ

by **Max** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:43 pm

can we have some more............. funny ones too

by fn » Sun Jul 23, 2006 4:33 pm

neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam

shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam

har pal mein sochta hon tum ko

kia karon koi aur kaam jo nehi hum ko

mein chahta hon tum koiss qadar

koi aur mil jaey tu dekhon naa mur kar

tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nehi hai

tere sang ho zindagi aisa bi koi scene nehi hai

mohabbat hai mujh ko sirf tum sey sanam

sach keh raha hon mein tumhari qasam

jhot mein agar kahon tu, tu mar jaey

a kash mujh ko aishwarya mil jaey

iss dunya mein, tum he sab sey haseen ho

mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho

bas tere he sang jo meri zindagi

acha nehi ke mein kar lo khudhkoshi

rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum

kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum

ab tu tere bin jeena ho gaya hai mushkil

haan ghar ke liye chahiye nokrani mustakil

dekho mujhey hai kitna pyar tum sey, ab tu haan karo

agar ab bi hai inkaar tu yeh letter agay pass karo

Arz Kiya Hai

mock Mock MOCK!

Pariksha Pareshani ...

Kal ... Ho Naa Ho

"Nothing Missed" ... Ms "Sara"!

Re: "Nothing Missed" ... Ms "Sara"!

GOOD DAY --->>> Butter / Cashew / Pista!

Re: GOOD DAY --->>> Butter / Cashew / Pista!

Arz Kiya Hai

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