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# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
we need your heads***** to run our business.
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Girl With A Sense of Humour wrote:Men Are Just Happier People.....Here's why...
6.. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7.. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How many men does it take to open a
beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at
the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who
won't do what she's told.
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested
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