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by the woman » Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:58 pm

gyanster wrote:If you had read the thread then you would have known that this has already been written.

But no one is stopping you from driving the point home.

No girls to defend themselves?? :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:




Oh, whoops, then double whoops ! No, I did not read the entire thread, sorry. and yeah, why not drive the point home, as you suggested :wink:

as to defending ourselves.. :roll: what for ? when most of them are facts ! and Oh, yeah btw, its called being sportive, ahem.. ahem.. hint..hint :wink:
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by Peter Camenzind » Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:40 pm

the woman wrote:
why not drive the point home, as you suggested :wink:
as to defending ourselves.. :roll: what for ? when most of them are facts !




Well said .... :wink:



and Oh, yeah btw, its called being sportive, ahem.. ahem.. hint..hint :wink:

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by smack » Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:06 pm

the woman wrote:what for ? when most of them are facts!




Aaylaaa, honest too :o :o :o
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by the woman » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:31 am

smack wrote:
Bimbette wrote:Same post twice..apologies...spelling error corrected in the second one.

The 'edit/delete' button is long overdue on the Boards.


LOL

This topic about 5 questions men fear most abt was not against women. Saying this because I thought u gave it back to men in ur reply.




GRT ! :D so here are some coming to ya.



These are actual ads on a matrimony site. I just read this and burst out laughing. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!







- Hello To Viewvers My Name is Somesha , I am single i dont have Famale, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Somesha ~*~







i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state he is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework



(Homework?)







Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. She may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you



(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)







She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd have one brother and one sister. She should be educated.



(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)







I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........ hold my hand forever !!!



(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)







i am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because of my luck. now i am looking one girl. she care me and love me lot lot lot.



(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)







My wife should be as 'Parwati' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi as in KSBKBT......



(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too much, ain't he?)







i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast



(by not wearing her jeans? ahem...)







HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GUY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.



(all of us are loughing)







whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone bride and she must think of the future life if she is toolike this she would bde called the lady of the lamp



(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this guy wants)







i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok



(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")







HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK



(the "ok syndrome" again)







iam pradip my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother sister complity marred



(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely'?)







iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent. i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.



(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)







my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes



(height of desperation! J )







Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she havea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. but iam not a handsome person or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good person. My father already expired . iam ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye.



(uttama purushan)







iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.



(No comments)







I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.



(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)







hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.i divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the good minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ...



(but credit cards not accepted..???)







my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service



(Zebra..???)







i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.



(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)







to be married on May 2006. working woman perferable



(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a bride. I wish him best luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will get one soon.)







i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure. because girl is the mahalakshmi.



(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)







ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying salary at present.



(Any takers again?)
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by the woman » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:34 am

smack wrote:
Bimbette wrote:Same post twice..apologies...spelling error corrected in the second one.

The 'edit/delete' button is long overdue on the Boards.


LOL

This topic about 5 questions men fear most abt was not against women. Saying this because I thought u gave it back to men in ur reply.




GRT ! :D so here are some coming to ya.



These are actual ads on a matrimony site. I just read this and burst out laughing. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!







- Hello To Viewvers My Name is Somesha , I am single i dont have Famale, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Somesha ~*~







i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state he is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework



(Homework?)







Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. She may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you



(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)







She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd have one brother and one sister. She should be educated.



(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)







I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........ hold my hand forever !!!



(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)







i am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because of my luck. now i am looking one girl. she care me and love me lot lot lot.



(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)







My wife should be as 'Parwati' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi as in KSBKBT......



(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too much, ain't he?)







i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast



(by not wearing her jeans? ahem...)







HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GUY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.



(all of us are loughing)







whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone bride and she must think of the future life if she is toolike this she would bde called the lady of the lamp



(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this guy wants)







i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok



(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")







HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK



(the "ok syndrome" again)







iam pradip my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother sister complity marred



(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely'?)







iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent. i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.



(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)







my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes



(height of desperation! J )







Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she havea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. but iam not a handsome person or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good person. My father already expired . iam ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye.



(uttama purushan)







iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.



(No comments)







I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.



(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)







hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.i divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the good minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ...



(but credit cards not accepted..???)







my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service



(Zebra..???)







i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.



(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)







to be married on May 2006. working woman perferable



(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a bride. I wish him best luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will get one soon.)







i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure. because girl is the mahalakshmi.



(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)







ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying salary at present.



(Any takers again?)
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by smack » Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:13 am

Whats it with u and double posting, Woman??



Good ones there
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by the woman » Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:27 am

smack wrote:Whats it with u and double posting, Woman??

Good ones there




Well, except to say studpidly, " I d.o.n.'t k.n.o.w!" with a drag in it, I really dunno like those 4 year olds who really dunno why they did whatever they did !



Ok, so here's another one along with my due apologies:





THE SILENT TREATMENT

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving

each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the

next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early

morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the

silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at

5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and

he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his

wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
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by Peter Camenzind » Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:07 am

seems like woman mocking a man.. :shock: :wink:
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by smack » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:10 pm

Ok, Woman, here we go:



When a GIRL is quiet,

Millions of things are running in her mind. (kahani her ladki ki …..)



When a GIRL is not arguing,

She is thinking deeply. (be aware ……. ye tufan ke aane ke pahle ki shanti hai …)



When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions,

She is wondering how long you will be around . (neyyyy……. vo tumhari jeb taul rahi hai……)



When a GIRL answers "i m fine" after a few seconds,

She is not at all fine. (bunda gaya kaam se….. J )



When a GIRL stares at you,

She is wondering why you are lying. ( ustad se ustadi … J )



When a GIRL lays on your chest,

She is wishing for you to be hers forever . (ab bachkar kahan jaoge buchchu ….)



When a GIRL calls you everyday,

She is seeking for your attention. (matlab uske mobile ka bill tumko bharna padega……)



When a GIRL sms s u everyday,

She wants you to reply at least once . ( she wants that u call her …. IMMEDIATELY)



When a GIRL says I love you,

She means it. ( untill she find next one….)



When a GIRL says that she can t live without you,

She has made up her mind that you are her future. ( and your future is @$#^%#$&@)



When a GIRL says "i miss you",

No one in this world can miss you more than her ..... (Dil ke bahlane ko Galib ye khayal achcha hai…)



Woman, dont shout on me

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by smack » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:11 pm

HER DIARY



Sunday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn t flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent.



I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing."



I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.



On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving.



I can t explain his behavior; I don t know why he didn t say, "I love you,too."



When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.



He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and absent.

Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed.



I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. Started crying and cried until I too fell asleep.

I don t know what to do. I m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.



My life is a disaster.


HIS DIARY

Today India lost. DAMN IT.
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by smack » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:15 pm

How guys select the girl they want to marry.....



A man is dating three women and wants to decide

which to marry.



He decides to give them a test. He gives each

woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what they do with the

money.



The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon,

gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys

several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man.

She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him

because

she loves him so much.



The man is impressed.



The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.

She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some

new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she

presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on

him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market.

She earns several times the $5000. She gives him

back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.

She tells him that she wants to save for their

future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each

woman had done with the money.

Guess which lady he chose to marry?

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by smack » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:16 pm

Ok, here is a killer one abt women....



A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a

woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance

is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY

ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the

shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. ... You may

choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a

floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a

woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are

extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead

good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead

gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak She

is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign

reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on

this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible

to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit

the building, and have a nice day!
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by smack » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:17 pm

MONEY



* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs

* A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn t need because it s on sale.



BATHROOM



* A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from a hotel.

* The average number of items in the typical woman s bathroom is 481. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.



ARGUMENTS



* A woman has the last word in any argument.

* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



NAMES



* If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

* If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will very likely affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy





EATING OUT



* When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom are more likely to each throw in a $20, even though it s only for $32.50.None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change back.

* When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.







CATS



* Women love cats.

* Men say they love cats, but when women aren t looking, men kick cats.



FUTURE



* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife



SUCCESS



* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



MARRIAGE



* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn t.

* A man marries a woman expecting that she won t change and she does.





DRESSING UP



* A woman will dress up to go 4 shopping, to water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and read the mail.

* A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.



NATURAL



* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

* Women somehow deteriorate during the night.





OFFSPRING



* Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods,secret fears and hopes and dreams.

* A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.





FINAL THOUGHT



* Any married man should forget his mistakes. There s no use in two people remembering the same thing.



Again, the author is unknown. I know the differences have been blown out of proportion, but they are funny and somehow reflect some reality for some people.



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by gyanster » Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:26 pm

Funny ones there by the woman.



smack I know you changed the punch lines for them to be family friendly, good job in humoring us. Thanks.
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by smack » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:14 pm

gyanster wrote:smack I know you changed the punch lines for them to be family friendly, good job in humoring us. Thanks.




a pleasure, gyanster



BTW, I am awaiting CAD to comment on his pic... :) :)
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by Below-D-Belt HP » Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:50 pm

smack wrote:
gyanster wrote:smack I know you changed the punch lines for them to be family friendly, good job in humoring us. Thanks.


a pleasure, gyanster

BTW, I am awaiting CAD to comment on his pic... :) :)




I bet he'll negate all the good work you've done keeping in mind the family audience. :D :twisted: :D
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by the woman » Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:01 pm

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted

to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,

and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep,"

the wife replied, "in-laws."



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by smack » Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:38 am

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford, and tells him, ''Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention ... the assembly line for the automobile changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone in Heaven you want.'' Ford thinks to himself about it, and says, ''I want to hang out with God Himself.''



The befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne Room, and introduces him to God. Ford then asks God, ''When you invented Woman, what were you thinking?'' God asks, ''What do you mean?'' ''Well,'' says Ford, ''You have some major design flaws in your invention:



1. There's too much front end protrusion.

2. It chatters way too much at high speeds.

3. Maintenance is extremely high.

4. It constantly need repainting, and refinishing.

5. It is out of commission at least 5 or 6 of every 28 days.

6. The rear end wobbles too much.

7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.

8. The headlights are usually too small.

9. fuel consumption is outrageous.



...just to name a few.'' ''Hmmm ...,'' replies God, ''Hold on a minute.'' God goes over to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. In no time the computer prints out a report, and God reads it. God then turns to Ford, and says, ''It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours."
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by smack » Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:41 am

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford, and tells him, ''Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention ... the assembly line for the automobile changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone in Heaven you want.'' Ford thinks to himself about it, and says, ''I want to hang out with God Himself.''



The befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne Room, and introduces him to God. Ford then asks God, ''When you invented Woman, what were you thinking?'' God asks, ''What do you mean?'' ''Well,'' says Ford, ''You have some major design flaws in your invention:



1. There's too much front end protrusion.

2. It chatters way too much at high speeds.

3. Maintenance is extremely high.

4. It constantly need repainting, and refinishing.

5. It is out of commission at least 5 or 6 of every 28 days.

6. The rear end wobbles too much.

7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.

8. The headlights are usually too small.

9. fuel consumption is outrageous.



...just to name a few.'' ''Hmmm ...,'' replies God, ''Hold on a minute.'' God goes over to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. In no time the computer prints out a report, and God reads it. God then turns to Ford, and says, ''It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours."
Taking girls out and doing things?? Naaaah
Prefer taking them in and undoing things...
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Carless ... Driverless ... BSDless ...(s)Careless ...

by HH » Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:52 pm

Pick The BEST You Think!



1 - Careless ... Be-Car / BEKAAR!



2 - Driverless ... Be-Chauffer / BECHAALAK!



3 - BSDless ... Backseat Driverless! ... Wo(e)manless / BE-Ken-Ken-Kar!



4 - Carless ... CareLESS ... Scareless!



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by the woman » Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:49 pm

:twisted:



A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid
and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me
to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God
made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
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Heartening...

by Peter Camenzind » Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:39 am

Heartening...





He met her at a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after

her, while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him.

At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised but due to being polite, she promised.



They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything,

she felt uncomfortable, and she thought to herself, "Please, let me go

home..."



Suddenly he asked the waiter, "Would you please give me some salt? I'd

like to put it in my coffee." Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red but still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it.

She asked him curiously, "Why you have this hobby?"



He replied, "When I was a little boy, I lived near the sea, I liked

playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the

taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I

always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living

there." While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.

That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home, has responsibility of home... Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story. They continued to date.



She found that actually he was a man who meets all her demands; he

had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful.

He was such a good person but she almost missed him!

Thanks to his salty coffee! Then the story was just like every beautiful love story, the princess married to the prince, and then they were living the happy life...

And, every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee, as she knew that's the way he liked it.



After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said,

"My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life's lie.

This was the only lie I said to you---the salty coffee. Remember

the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I

wanted some sugar, but I said salt.

It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead. I never thought that could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything... Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I

tell you the truth, I don't like the salty coffee, what a strange

bad taste... But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life!

Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having

you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live

for the second time, still want to know you and have you for my

whole life, even though I have to drink the salty coffee again."





Her tears made the letter totally wet. Someday,

someone asked her,

"What's the taste of salty coffee?" She replied,

"It's sweet."



So guyz... love is

not to forget but to forgive,

not to see but understand,

not to hear but to listen,

not to let go .....



And they say guys are Liars;
For me..Journey of life is important than just destinations

Pete's world!
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by p » Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:17 am

lifiting it from elsewhere from these DB's since I felt it belongs here too, aptly.



why Guys love Girls:

1.
They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo

2.
The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder

3.
How cute they look when they sleep

4.
The ease in which they fit into our arms

5.
The way they kiss you and
all of a sudden everything
is right in the world

6.
How cute they are when they eat

7.
The way they take hours
to get dressed
but in the end
it makes it all worth while

8.
Because they are always
warm even when its minus 30 outside

9.
The way they look good
no matter what they wear

10.
The way they fish for compliments
even though you both know that you
think she's the most
beautiful thing on this earth

11.
How cute they are when they argue

12.
The way her hand always finds yours

13.
The way they smile

14.
The way you feel
when you see their name
on the call ID
after you just had a big fight

15.
The way she says
"lets not fight anymore"
even though you know that
an hour later....

16.
The way they kiss when
you do something nice for them

17.
The way they kiss you
when you say
"I love you"

18.
Actually ...
just the way they kiss you...

19.
The way they fall into your arms
when they cry

20.
Then the way they apologize
for crying over something that silly

21.
The way they hit you
and expect it to hurt

22.
Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt.
(even though we don't admit it)!

23.
The way they say
"I miss you"

24.
The way you miss them

25.
The way their tears
make you want to
change the world
so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore.....
Yet regardless
if you love them,
hate them,
wish they would die
or
know that you would die
without them ...
it matters not.
Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to
the depths of their souls
and
you say a million things
without trace of a sound,
you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed
within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.




When we feel so about a girl is when we know that we have fallen in love and that too with the right girl, and man, is it the girl or what ?
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(Hi)Story Of "Namak Khaayaa ... Piyaa! ... 'Piyaa'kaa

by HH » Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:02 pm

Peter Camenzind wrote:Heartening...


He met her at a party. ... he asked the waiter, "Would you please give me some salt? I'd
like to put it in my coffee." Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red but still, he put the salt in his coffee ***** and drank it.
... Someday,someone asked her, "What's the taste of salty coffee*****?" She replied,"It's sweet."

...




*****(Hi)Story Of "Namak Khaayaa ... Yaa ... Piyaa! ... 'Piyaa'kaa !?! ...
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by the woman » Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:48 pm

#Sign on a railway station at Patna:

Aana free, jaana free,

pakde gaye to khana free.





# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:

Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.

She may be your grandmother!





# Seen on a bulletin board:

Success is relative

More the success, more the relatives.

(This did not appeal much to me. I love most of my relatives.)







# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:

we need your heads to run our business.







# A traffic slogan:

Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else

they never will be.....





#ONE:

Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations

It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god."

- Indian Armed Forces
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