HH wrote:ycr007 wrote:***** ....***** Posts 19 ?!? ... Duplicate "ycr007" ... BEWARE!
tee hee!
That post handle is on da hold for da time being!
I'm waiting for a PM.
jus' in case someone decides to change the Ranks once again!
Moderator: The Moderator Team
HH wrote:ycr007 wrote:***** ....***** Posts 19 ?!? ... Duplicate "ycr007" ... BEWARE!




akhilis2cool wrote:koi hai*****?


HH wrote:]
... Wise "ycr" stopped / freezed at 9999... Continues New Series ...
... Waiting For Good Muhumrtam***** For "Godhood" ... eh eh eh
ycr007 wrote:Not dodging........but putting it off to a better day & better time*****!
...

NEW ELEMENT FOUND!
The recent hurricanes and skyrocketing oil and gasoline prices helped to prove the existence of a new element. In early October 2005, a major research institution announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Governmentium."
Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called 'morons' which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called 'peons.' Since Gv has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Gv causes one reaction to take over four days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second!
Gv has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay; but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming 'isodopes.' This characteristic of moron promotion leads most scientists to believe that Gv is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as 'Critical Morass.'
When catalyzed with money, Gv becomes "Administratium' (Am) - an element which radiates just as much energy as Gv, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.


ycr007 wrote:maarning!*****
...
D-R-S wrote:morning*****
...


spamtaneous wrote:gud morning to all the fhians*****


Return to The Hyderabadi Planet!
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests
{{todos[0].text}}