Chalo hojaye kuch latife (jokes)

[khajabi]

char sardaar padhai khatam karke kuch kaam/dhandha karne ka soonch te aur ek gairage dalte, ek hafta ho jata magar koi girak nahi a\'ta, kiyou? kiyou ki woh gairage 1st floor par dalte

[khajabi]

gairage nai chara bolke woh charoo gairage baich dete aur ek tekci kharid te, ek hafta tekci chalate magar koi passenger nai baith ta, kiyou? kiyou ki woh charoo tekci main baithe hote hai

[khajabi]

tekci ek hafta chala ne ke baad, jaib ke sare paise khatam ho jate, aur tekci beich road par ruk jati, charoo bolte ke chalo tekci road ke bazoo main kar denge aur charoo tekci dhakalte magar woh zaraa bhi nahi hat ti, kiyou? paichano

[Kulcha Hyderabadi]

Is liye ke do aagey se dhakel peechey ki taraf dhakel rahe hain aur do peechey se aagey ki taraf dhakel rahe hain! Khajabi \"Khoob guzregi mil bhaitenge jab Kulcha and Khaja!\" lol

[khajabi]

do to idar hai, dosre do kaan hai

[Ucchu Mian]

apne ku to nai dikhe..

[khajabi]

Ucchu bhai, apne aap koo kaan daekh sakte aap, woh to hum daekh rain, chouta saathi (bhaimiyan) kahan hai??

[Bhaimiya]

Mein bhi yaiench hoon bola chotey ki shakal mein.

[Bhaimiya]

sorry for typo, I mean chowtha (fourth).

[Shahed]

Aaaan !! Sob ku dekhraun yaaan doooor baith ke...Kya kichdi pak ri aapas mein. Lateefe bol ke aapas mein CHONCHAAN maar re..Hina Di ku bol dooonga. Ham logaan zara shaadi ki shaaping karne bahar nikle nai aapas mein bhid gaye. Abbu Sher ku bhul gaye ! Aaaan!!.

[Bhaimiya]

Shahid mian zara chakton sey duriech raho warna banti so baat bigad jayiengee (mera matlab rishta toot jayienga - Allah na karey aessa ho).

[Ucchu Mian]

Shahid mian .. tum shadi ki tayyari karo bawaa yeh to sub chalte rahta ..hum kaan bhagtain bolke....le de ke yeich eik adda hai..haan..phir kya huwa woh .. dholak ku naya chamda chadaye nai ab tak.. naye rassiyan dalao...tail pilao .. takay bajaye to awaaz bombat aana..mohall hil jaana..mamooli baat nain hain ..Shahid mian ki Shaadi .. pooray Mohallay mein dhoom machna bola..

[Kulcha Hyderabadi]

Shahed miyan, tum naya chamda chadao aur khoob tel pilao, main tumhare wastey naye formula ka \"PALANG TOD\" paan bhi tayyar kartaon. Aisee ki taisee, maka rush! hao!

[khajabi]

yeh naya dola bahoot excited hai bhai, jokes ka board hum banae aur yeh dakhil hoke, apni shadi ki baat chaed kar topic hi badal diye..., waise shahed mian, aapki itella ke liye, pudine ka haar apni taraf se (inshallah) agar dawat diye to....

[Ucchu Mian]

Khajabi ki taraf se yeh offer milra bade khush qismat hai Shahed Miya.. Kamaskam is haar ki qaatir tum jaldi shaadi karo nai to Khajabi mukarne der nain lagatay..

[Shahed]

Edekho khajabi tum kab se itte chidchide ho gaye ji, jab se Chabard Chabard kar rain..khamakhaan baat ka batangad bana rain na... mai kaan apni shaadi ki baat kara ji yaan pe! Khud tou kacche dole pe baith ko Sharfu ke saath phisal bande po nikal gaye ab meri baari aayi to jaldi hai bolrain. Aur ye dekho nayee Gammatt.. hamaare bade bhaiyaan kate.. Ladki dekhne bheja tha in logon ku to yaaan nukkad pe tumaare saat baith ke manthakhaan mar-re. Halanke tumaara joke accha tha, lekin \'HANSNA\' kaan pe hai woich tum bolna bhool gaye...Aur ek baat kaan khol ke sunn lo main advance mein SOB ku daawat de diya, ab kya tumku alag se ruqqa laake doon, doosre kaamaan nai hai mere ku. Nakko baawa tumaaara pudine ka haar nakko .. Mereku aap sob logaan aake galle milke dil khol ke DUA dedena woich bhot hai. Tum pundine ka haar daalte boletou kitte logoun ke aankhaan phir jaare.. dekh rain tum. Tumaare haar ki waaste ye bhaayaan mere ku jaldi baazi mein koi ghalat patri po daal deinge...India aane ki bajai AFRICA nikal jaaooonga. Kulche mia kya yaaro shaadi mein khaali PAAN deke SATAK rain , tum ku maloom nai main paan nai khaata bolke. Daro nakko mere ku nicchey sone ki aadat hai..Jokes ka board hai to jokaan maaro yaaaro mere ku kaiku maar rai. Bade hoke tan rain . Aaan!! Abba ku bol doonga.. No hard feelings please..

[khajabi]

nai bawa, bolte rao, koi hard feeling nai hai, aise taim aisaich hota, bolte kuch nikalta kuch

[Ucchu Mian]

Aray yeh kya karrain Shahed Mian.. Khajabi kuch ladkiyaoun kay photuan diye katay na tumko jaldi dekhke waapis karo bolke to tum itte dinaoun se rakhleke baithain katay.. aur main yeh bhi sunaon ke tum woh puray photuan takiye ke nichche rakke sorain katay... yeh kya hai bawaa ..

[Shahed]

Aaain ! Kaun hai Vastaad Uno.. jo itte andar ke baataan laake bahar mirchi masaala laga ke undel rain. Woh tou mai photuwon ku takiye ke nicchay rakh ke press karke seedhey kar ra tha. Phir raat mein neen nai aaye to aai-sich dekh liya. Ab mere ku kya maloom tha ke woh sob logaan ek be baad ek mere khaab mein aayeinge bolke...

[Ucchu Mian]

Chal ne deyo baal kishan... full zabardast chalri tayyari ... main aisich pheka to usku sahee bhee cash karliye tum.. aur kya karrain zara bolo...Fotuon ke saath bhyee...mera matlab.. full dyelagan bhi chalre hunge..Kulcha bhai se pooch kay acchay sheran yaad karliyo....bhot kaam aatain aur uppar se zara rubaab bhi padtaye..

[Ucchu Mian]

Chal ne deyo baal kishan... full zabardast chalri tayyari ... main aisich pheka to usku sahee bhee cash karliye tum.. aur kya karrain zara bolo...Fotuon ke saath bhyee...mera matlab.. full dyelagan bhi chalre hunge..Kulcha bhai se pooch kay acchay sheran yaad karliyo....bhot kaam aatain aur uppar se zara rubaab bhi padtaye..

[Bhaimiya]

Ucchu Mian: Yeh sher chaleenga ka Shahid ko zara pad key batana:
\"Chehre pe husun chaa jata hai, Aankhon main suroor aa jata hai, Jab tum mujhe apna kahte ho, apney pe ghuroor aa jata hai\"

[Bhaimiya]

Ya phir yeh kesa rahinga: \"Mast nazron se dekh lenaa tha, Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki, Hum to behosh youn hi ho jaate, Kya zaroorat thi muskrane ki\"