Bahen "Hina"

by **Ucchu Mian** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 12:30 am

Woh to aur mushkil hojati thi tumarku Kulcha..kyku boleto ghar ke bade damaad hone ki wajah se saas susray tumarku beta banako tumarku saat (7) saadu dhoondnay ki zimmedari detay thay.. aur agar ittefaq se eik adh sadu nikle hua nikla to phir aakhir saans tak tum saalion se aur saas susrey se apna sir bachate phirte thay...Phir bhi saalon ku eik adh cirgate deke tahla de saktay.. Abi kya boloon tumku to ab tak accha tajurba hogaya hunga..

by **Shahed** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 12:30 am

O mere pyaare AN-DEKHE mohabbat bhare bhaiyon aur behnon(Hina di)......Jab se ghacchuppp baith ke mai Sob ku gaur kar roun , Sob logon ki baaton mein itaa KHO gayaa.. itta asar huva mere ko ke aakhir mein mai yeich bhool gaya ke shaadi kis ki hori; Bhai itta aap logaan mera khayaal karre Dil se Salaam aur Shukriya ada kartoun mai aap sob logon ka, agar saamne hote to maare khushse ke aap logon ke hataan/pairaan tod deta...I mean....Galey Laga Leta... \'..Aap logoun ki izzat bhot badh gaye mere itte se dil mein. Aji kya bolre they bhai aap 30 ki dekhre mere liye, Marwa tain kay mere ku.meri utti umar nai hai bhai, arey kulchey mia kuch bolo yaaro tum to,aain waqat pe mu mein paan daba baith jaate..Ughaaldaan mein nikaalo woh mu mein se Ujaad. bhai kam az kam 8-10 saal kam do usmein se nai to mummy aur behnein ghar mein to kya muhaale mein gus nein nai deinge. Arey bhai koi mere se bhi pooche ke kaise dulhan chahiye, kya kya demands hai etc etc., Hain jo dekho apni haanke jaara.. Edekho apan pehleich khullam khulla bol dere sobku.. Apne ko daan/dahez mein 1 bhi paisa nai chahiye , na jode ki raqam hona..na ghode ki raqam. Unse boldo ...\'Ladki ko aap Peeli kar ke Rakho ham Laal karke le jaate \'..Saaf saaf bolroon dekho 1 paisa nahin hona- allah ka diya sob kuch hai mere paas sob meri mehnat ka hai...agar haur hona hai to maich mehnat karko kama loonga.. baazuwon mein bhoot taqat hai apne.. lekin aaj kal ke majboor maa baap aur pareshaan bhaiyon ki majboori ka faida kabhi nahin uthaaonga. Aur mai dostoun ko ye mashwaara detoun ke jo bhi chahiye khud mehnat karke kamaao doosron..ke saamne haath mat phailaao.. demands mat rakho., Warna tum, logon ki..aur khud ki nazroun mein gir jaaogey. Haan mere maamle mein shaadi ki sabhee rasumaat acchi tarah se honee chahiye yaani Manjey-Sanchak-Mehandi-Chawthi-Shaadi-Dhingaana-Jootey Chupaana-Walima-AAKESTRA- 7 Jumagian - Besan ka malida etc etc...mauj... masti...dhoom..dhadaaka.. jo jo bhi shaadi ki rasumaat hoti hai sab ki sab acchi tarah se honee chahiye.. bhai pehla aur aakhri maamla hai is liye bharpoor maze lena hai iskey. Aur eham baat ladki Neik Seerat...Khoob Soorat..Gori-Chitti...Padhi likhee..mere ku meil khaana...Tehzeeb waali.. aur badon ko izzat aur unka khayaal karne waali chahiye.. Aur mere ku mithaai aur achha khaane ka bahoot shauk hai Is liye pakwaan aur gharelu kaam kaaj mein maahir hai to phir kya baat. Yaan mai hotaloun ka kha kha ke bezaar aa gaya. Ab sob kuch kulla khulla bol diya dekho ab sob apni chaai khatam karo aur apni apni ampaala(Cycle) nikaalo aur is kaam pe fatafat lag jaao. Mai hina Di ke saath zara patthar ghaati aur laad bazaar jaake SHAAPING karke aatoun. Dulha bhai bahar bechain khade hai hamaare liye. Ek baar sab ka phir se behad shukriya AUR KHAAS KAR IS SITE FULLHYD.COM KA AUR ISKI SAARI TEAM KA... Salaam!!

by **Ucchu Mian** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 12:30 am

Jaago, Shahed pyaare Jaago... Tumarku 30 saal se 10 kam ki hona .. aisee speed mein kaaman kare to 30 mein aur 10 jama karna padta... aaj kal 18-20-25 ke maal ka eik dum shortage hai aur uppar se kamazkam 2 - 3 saal pehle se booking chalri...tum abbi utkay hona bole to kaisa.. jab se sob bom marrain jaldi karo jaldi karo .. urgent mamlay ke bhi miltain magar woich \"compromise\" karna padta.. hum sob tumhare andekhe hi sahi magar sahi dostan hain bolke tumarku hoshar karrain..hamarku kya karna hai tum 10 ,10 ke do karliyo...

Dear Shahed.. I hope you will not mind..it\'s just for fun. I sincerely wish and pray to Allah to bestow you with the dream lady of your life who brings peace and happiness for your entire family.

by **Shahed** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 12:30 am

Ho gaya yaaro...Baigan..Itte peich ludak gaye Ucchu mia.. Yeich dosti hai yaaro..Kyaa bataaan karrey mia, Kulche aur Hana di, ko pata chalinga na tum aaisa mere ku bole bolke tu tumhaari class le leinge sob milke. Arey bhai mai koi maal waal ki baat nai karra jeeti jaagti ladki ki baat karroun yaaro. Tumhaare liye LADKI, ladki nai koi bechne ki cheez hai kya jo shortage ho gaya bol raine. Arey bhai aapko kya maloom aaj kal hyderbad mein kya chalra, zara jaakar dekho. Har MUSHAITA ke paas 10 ladkon ke rishthey hai to 200 ladkiyon ke rishtey le leke ghoom rein. Ratio mein bahoot bada farq aa gaya hai bhai saab. Har Marr.Bureau, har news paper,har Musaata ke yahan yahi haal hai. Aur waise bhi buzrougoun ka kehna hai ke \'Pasli ka joda ooper waala khud bana ke bhej deta hai\' is liye bhai apne ko to us pe poora poora bharosa hai. Aur waise bhi aap bolrain ke shaartage hai, Nil tou nahin hai na.. Woich Shartage mein se 1 bhi acchi nikal aayee to apne ku bas hai bawa. 2 ki khwaaish na thee na rahegi. Ek kuich sambhaalna mushkil hota kate, 2-2 ku mai naya khilaadi kaise sambhaaloonga. Kya mazaakhaan karre mia. Jaake dekho koi acchi ladki usee shaatage mein, koi tigdam ladaao yaaro baigan...sob bolna tumku....

by **Ucchu Mian** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 12:30 am

Zaroor bhai talaash shuru kartaon aur aap ummeed rakkho eik do saal ke andar bahar aapka mamla fit kardiya samjho..

by **Shahed** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 12:30 am

Amma !! ab jaake mere dil ku THANDAK pahoochi.. Tum to Shaartage hai bolke darich diye yaaro mereku Ucchu mia..

by **khajabi** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 12:30 am

shahed miyan, board bana tha hina di ko wapas bolane ka, usme tum aur ucchu miyan ek alag baat par hi bahes kar\'rain. waise, itti jaldi kia hai shadi ki, abi ake\'le hai mouj karo... ek bar shadi hogai na to pheer.... kulcha bhai zara bolo to...

by **Ucchu Mian** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 12:30 am

Khajabi tum aise baatan nakko karo tumare dhanday po asar padinga naa.. idhar hum tumarku kaaman dilane ki koshish mein hai tum kyaki apne pairon peich kuladi marrain... khair chalo -- aapas ki baat poochraun,,jab se dikhe nain ..kitte gharan ujaadain abtak..

by **Kulcha Hyderabadi** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 12:30 am

Agar hoti to Shahed ki Shehnayee ab tak bajaa deta. Ekloti ek ko karke laye the hamari amma! Saat bhaiyon mein ek hai aur bhaiyaaan! meri amma kyaa bolun, sab ke sab shaddey hai!Shahed, koyee teacher weacher chalingeee boss tum ku? zara apney requirements bolo na boss tum, takey ham ko bhi dhoondne mein aaasani ho jati!

by **hina** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 12:30 am

Bhaimiya and Ucchu bhai ,Ab Shayed woh waqt aagaya hai kay meray mia ghussa thukna nahin balkay ningalna shuru kardengay.Thanks to all of you!

by **Ucchu Mian** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 12:30 am

Ajee Hina AApaa, Tumhare miya ku saalon ki kami ab kaan hai.. board po kitte hai.. abi hona boleto abi miltain.. dil chota nain karna.. Kulche ke muqabile mein tumhare miya ab paar hai..

by **Bhaimiya** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 12:30 am

Hina bahen aapkey shoher (husband)key to saat nahi balkey ussey ziyada saaley hey yahaan Board per, ab aap kehhiye aapkey shoher sey key ghussa thuk dein aur dekhien unkey kitney saaley unki khateer key liye line lagey key khadey hein.

by **hina** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 12:30 am

Kulcha Bhai , phir to aap ki \"susral \" mein bhoth aao bhagath hoti hoongi. Saaaaaaath saalon kay ek lothay bahanwai hona koi mamuli baath nai hai.Aap bade qismat waalay hain ,Kaash hamaray miya ku bhi saath saalay hotay.

by **Bhaimiya** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 12:30 am

Arey yaro tum logon ko bechara shahid apna samaj key ek kam diya to bahes mein padgaye (yeh hyderabadiyon ko bhuri aadat hey bahes mein padney ki). Arey bhai Shahid bechara jaldi mein hey jaldi jaldi koyee ladki dhoondo aur lakey uski jholee mein daldo, usko pasand aayee tho theek hey warna phir nawee talash kariengey uskey liye (saat mein agar aap logon ko chachiye to uska bhi chance hey).

by **hina** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 12:30 am

Kulcha Bhai, Kyaa aap meri \"Green Card ki Chaah\" wali nazm itti jaldi bhool gaye. Shahed bhai ku kaan phansaa rain aap ? Bicharay zindagi bhar meray ku kosingay naa ! Meray pait mein bhi bacchay hain \"nakko\" meray ku yeh kosa kaati .Bhabhi kay koi chotay bhainaa nai hai kyaa ?

by **Ucchu Mian** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 12:30 am

Kulcha mian - mereku maalum Shahed ki yeh pahli shadi hai,, magar kya hai Shahed Saudi mein hai aur isliye dekh bhaal karne, khana waana sahi time po milna boleto samjho eik achchi saleeqe mand aur eik suljhi huwee ladki chahiye.. aaj kal ke pottiyan faqat gadion mein baithko hotelan mein khane ke hai ..na admi ki fikar na uski jeb ki fikar.. isliye main shahed ki bhalai ke liye bolraoun .. chalo 30-35 bhot hojara to do char saal idhar udhar kar linge.. us mein kya hai..magar bachche ke sukoon ka sochna hai dekho..

by **Kulcha Hyderabadi** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 12:30 am

Umar 30-35???? Ucchu miyan, Kya ghazab karrain bhaijan. Shahed ki pahli shadi hai yaro, aghde sani nai hai boss. Shahed miyan, ucchu miyan ke haath mein karwai gayee to phir tumhara Allah hi hafiz hai dost. Nausha bantey bantey nau saal to kam az kam nikal jainge! Hina didi ku bolkey koyee Gireen Karad wali ladki se baat tai karwa lo.

by **Ucchu Mian** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 12:30 am

Edheko Shahed mian meri mano to tum Khajabi ke chakkar mein nakko pado bila wajeh ke zindagi aafat ban jayingi. Main Khajabi ku achcha pahchantaun, Kisi ka mamla Khajabi he hathon se fit nain huwa. Tumhare ku achcha rishta hona boleto main eik janaun ka pata detaun magar unke paas zara fees ziyada hai - julway ke din unku kapdaon ke jode ke saath jode ki raqam ka 5% dena padta. Raazi hai to bolo. Magar Rishta bhot soch samajh ko lagatain pura taal meil rahta. Shikayat ka mauqa nain dinge unu. Waise main unke kaan po daal diyoun - tumhare waste eik dam gori gumti ladki dekho bolke - Apan boldiyain ummar 30-35 se uppar nain hona bolke!! Haan phir.. Shahed mian ka maamla hai bhai sob achcha samjhana padta..

by **hina** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 12:30 am

Bhaimiya , Shahed Bhai, Kulcha bhai,Kabir bhai aur sabhi bhaiyon ko mera adaab . Aap sub ki mubarakbad ko mein nay tahay dil say qubool kiya . Ab main zara hyderabadi zabaan par aajati hoon.AAp logon ka bhoth bhoth shukriya , kyaa boloon samajh mein nai aaraa, Itti qushi ho ri kay aap sob meray ku itti izzath day rain kay din may dus baar is board ku padh riyoon .Bacchay meri hasi udarain kay \"ammi ku life nai hai\" bolkay ,Miya bolrain computer todh kay phaik detoan jab dekho tab computer pay baithay rehtay,Kaam dhanda nai hai tum ku,ek bana liyan naam apna \"hina \" katay.Kal bolay bacchon say zyaada tum baith rain , meray ku nazar rakhna padinga , bus yech chahtain kay din raat chullay kay paas maro yaa ghar kaa kaam karo , 20 saal America mein guzaar kay bhi woh thait hyderabadi dimagh nai jaa sakta , passport lay lainay say sahi bhi american thodi ho jaatay.....lol . Just kidding he is a nice husband .Waisay shahed bhai meray ku sahi sahi bolo aapku kaisi ladki chahiye ,khajabi ko bhi batana padinga na aqir meray ku !

by **Ucchu Mian** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 12:30 am

Shabbash Amma.. yeh baat hona itte bhaiyon ki bhayen mein.. Agar ab se zara bhi kun kan hui to khaali eik nazar aako unku board dekho kana.. Ab ghis pit mamooli baat nai hai kana...

Array.. mazaaq karraun bhyee.. yeh to hamara haq hai..

by **khajabi** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 12:30 am

ucchu bhai, aap ki ghalat fahimi abi tak door nai hoi, main woo nai hoon jiski aap baat kar rain... waise us k/bi pe itta ghussa kiyou? kain apna rishta bi onaich to nai.....

by **Bhaimiya** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 12:30 am

Shahid bhai: Jab koyee acchi inning khelta to do char shot idhar udhar bhi pad jatien aur aaj kal to one day matches ka mamula hey shot ko kon dekhta, run banaya ya nahi dekhna padta. Wesey well played inning Hina bahen, half century hogayee aur 51 per not out hein aap, yeh run ko milaye to 52.

by **Pakki Khaja Bi** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 12:30 am

Ayeee kya boloon GAY AMMA ! ladka accahich dikhra - Umar bhi kam hai aur padha likha bhi hai Gora Hatta/Katta Hai, khandaan bhi bhot accha hai, ghar-baar sob kuch accha hai, lein dein to bilkul nai hai aur bahar hai acchi khaasi kamaai hai. Aur kya hona..Itte aache ladke ke liye bhot hai ji mere paas .. ek se ek aacche khaandaan ki ek se ek paari hai mere paas.Goori - Gumti - Oonchi Puri - Ghane Lambe Lambe kaale Baal - Bolrioun Na pari ku hata ke isku rakh do. Bhot acche payaam hai mere paas ladke ke liye ...Bas thoda....$%@#^.. Kya hai mera ghar door hai na rikshay ka kiraaya aur kuch advance paison ke intezaam ho jaata tou ...

by **Shahed** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 12:30 am

Arey kya baataan karrrey yaaro kulcha mai., mai kaiku fikar karoonga aap jaisey bade BUZURGAOUN ke hote huve, Hina Di ekich bhain hai aur aap logaan mere khaas hai tou aasey baataaan aap logoun koich bolna padhta na. Mai maantaun ke ye board unke liye bana tha, par kya karoon baat niklee tou bol diya. Ab mere ku kya maloom tha yaan pe logaan mereku itta chada ke Jhande pe bitha deinge bolke. Edekho Kulcha bhaai aap shaadi kaana book karadiye acccha kare lekin mai bolroun tha..pehle apan sob ladki dekh select kar leenge, baad mein sob kamaan hote rehte.. Waise bhi mere ku Banjaara ya Lake View Banjaara bhot pasand hai , nai tou woh tumaare ghar ke paas hai na Decent Function Hall woh bhi chalega agar ye nai mile tou...Acccha woh sob jaane diyoo, hamaare Hina Di kaan hai aaj nai dikhre uno board pe..Daal mein kuch kaala dikhra Vastaad...Kai dula bhai se khat pat tou nai ho gayee. waise bhi kal shaaping mein der ho gayee thee, tiraafic bhoot thi udhar mandi ke paas. Aur ek baar sobku phir bolroun dekho mere ku shaadi ki jaldi nai hai bhai logoun, is liye full time liyu aur apne liye ek acchi se BHABI doondho. Agar tum logaan acchi bhabi doondh ke laaye na tou Kawaab,Lassi ke alaawa Gokul pe sob ku CHAAT ki PARTY..

by **Ucchu Mian** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 12:30 am

Apna rishta babu kisi Khajabi wajabi se nai laga apan direct kannon pe se kate so hai.. Waise tum Khajabi nai hai bolrain to mere ku zara sonchna padinga kyunke tumare pure actinga uske sarkeich hai... Khair koi baat nain..tum befikar rhao..

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