Long time no posts me. What better place to return than on a booze thread?

Am not much of a drinker, mostly because I do not like to drink much when I have to drive and I have not found anyone yet who cared for me enough to give me a ride home *sigh*. Here are some of my favourites.
1. Rum and coke - Nothing, repeat, nothing, beats this. If you ain't fond of this, give up drinking. You just don't have the taste for alcohol, and the chicks don't get impressed simply because you have a glass in your hand anyway. So why go through the ordeal?
2. Scotch on the rocks - There just has to be ice. Some things are meant to be had cold. Period.
3. Gin and lime - It is Blue Ribband for me all the way. Vodka drinkers keep away. There is just something unnatural about the drink. Anything the Bolshs like has got to be unreal.
That's about it. Do enjoy beer during lunch sometimes but otherwise beer is a strict no no. As far as those silly things called breezers (Hyuk! How could anyone gulp something like these down?) and cocktails go, puhlease! I am neither a neo-rich with zero class nor a sixteen year old woman.