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News-Had this injury for 2 yrs in my rt hand.
Views-Its gting agrevated again..
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mummy daddy ku bolo..

yaha nai hain....

arey maidam...phone pe bolo

kia ki mera haath dard kara hain

[spamtaneous]

dactaraan ko dikhayein?

[Ar!e$]

been doing dat since 2 yrs spammy...am nt supp 2 use my hand much..but kia karsaktey...

[ycr007]

and there are no good doctors that can treat a suffering hand since 2 years!!!!:shock:



BTW,is it a muscular pain or a joint pain or a skin problem or wat??





take the advice of Dr.Badmaash & Nurse ( )Jaan

[spamtaneous]

been doing dat since 2 yrs spammy...am nt supp 2 use my hand much..but kia karsaktey...

tumhare college ko sue karte chalo..

[Ar!e$]

and there are no good doctors that can treat a suffering hand since 2 years!!!!:shock:

BTW,is it a muscular pain or a joint pain or a skin problem or wat??


take the advice of Dr.Badmaash & Nurse ( )Jaan

its a prb which after taking 16 injections hasnt cured up till now..i fell 2wice and gt hurt in the same place..but no bones were broken thankfully..its some prb wid the ligments..

[Dr. Jaan]

and there are no good doctors that can treat a suffering hand since 2 years!!!!:shock:

BTW,is it a muscular pain or a joint pain or a skin problem or wat??


take the advice of Dr.Badmaash & Nurse ( )Jaan

@ ycr007: eh! shaanay! kya bola re? nurse kaun? mein tehri Doctor Jaan, agar theekse nahi bulaya, to phir aapne bhai, Dr. Munna ko bulaunki, kya? samjha kya?



@ Aries:

1. If its a joint/bone related, you need to see an Osteoperosis Doctor.

2. If its a muscular problem, see a specialist or your family doctor will do.

3. It is very unlikely it is a skin matter, and if it is: see a dermatologist.



Two years is quite a long time, but any current meds, take them with caution. After all, it's just simple pain - and if you broke your arm or something, and it hasn't properly healed - an xray is recommended and I am sure you have had that before. The last random thing I can come up with: carpal tunnel syndrome - a bit unusual but not uncommon. Check out http://www.webmd.com for more information.



*sending good health wishes*



Dr. Jaan

[betty]

been doing dat since 2 yrs spammy...am nt supp 2 use my hand much..but kia karsaktey...

That's bad Aries....really hope it gets better.



@Jaan: Wake up, september is gone....

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aries, try accupressure treatment...it works in such cases. my mom had a similar problem in her wrist and all doctors had given up. a accupressure specialist cured her and it doesnt recur anymore.

[betty]

Area: FHDB



News: DQ says: Betty's theory no....



Views: Apun naam badalne wale hain...to einstein or mewton or someone like that

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area: FHDB



news: DQ discovered that Betty and I are the same person...



views1:



views2: DUH...

[Ar!e$]

area: FHDB

news: DQ discovered that Betty and I are the same person...

views1:

views2: DUH...

Cad when did u turn in2 a female.. infact when did betty also change her gender..

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area: FHDB

news: DQ discovered that Betty and I are the same person...

views1:

views2: DUH...

Cad when did u turn in2 a female.. infact when did betty also change her gender..

ask DQ...

[Ar!e$]

thanks Dr Jaan,Betty and Cad...4 ur advices...

[Ar!e$]

area: FHDB

news: DQ discovered that Betty and I are the same person...

views1:

views2: DUH...

Cad when did u turn in2 a female.. infact when did betty also change her gender..

ask DQ...

usey kia pouchna..he seemz 2 b the confused one...lol

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area: FHDB

news: DQ discovered that Betty and I are the same person...

views1:

views2: DUH...

Cad when did u turn in2 a female.. infact when did betty also change her gender..

ask DQ...

usey kia pouchna..he seemz 2 b the confused one...lol

chk the "UH" thread...u'll see most of us are actually the same person..

[talky]

Area: Home



News: Listening to songs



Views: Similaneously compleing my physical science record..

[agonys_requiem]

Area : My lil crypt



News : One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan DeLucci of Kittery, Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had

diarrhea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it was urinary pain.

It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out the

wrong hole. She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagi*a

erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard.

In paralyzing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push

and squirt out of her vagi*a a burning tide of wretch and filth while she

gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled.



She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police. When

medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe.



Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup. The medic

had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was

bent crossing her other leg, to straighten her out. She was lying there all

twisted up. When he lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagi*a at which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound.



Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile

bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth.



The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea setting

in.



When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so

horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without

convulsing.



The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping

and splashing at a furious pace.



If you think that is bad - wait until you hear how it happened:





Ms. DeLucci's death was the result of a combination of shock and severe

head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw what

she had done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the toilet and then on the floor.



It is believed by police that two nights before the accident she

had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a tub, she

gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagi*a to derive physical

pleasure.



At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face causing it

to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medics found a lesbian

XXX video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of the

tub.



The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper bag.



Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster along with pubic

hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobsters' tail joints.

The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in lighters.

The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud

shrimp egg casings.



Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they are common in the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled to death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms. DeLucci's vagina when she was torturing it.



Maine mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and Ms.DeLucci was only four days away from getting her period. Doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud shrimp which are a much larger version of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold throughout the US. Overnight the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten minutes!!!



You can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning and

gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet........



View 1 : Hmmmm.. wonder if she was good looking.. cuz in my world. id forgive ppl anything if they were goodlooking.. i have actual rules i live by.



View 2 : Now.. if she had lived.. wud the lil mud shrimp have had their mommys eyes?? i mean.. tht wud be so fkin cool....

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[agonys_requiem]

oh boy! i dont think i'll enjoy eating shrimp for quite sometime in the near future...

but cad bhaiii. you are missin the wholeee pointttt...... which isss.... if she had raised those shrimps... wht religion wud they have followed?? huh?? Would they be moderate pro water conservationists? Or more extreme, water ninjas sworn to protect aquatic life at all costs?!?! I mean.. they wud prolly have lil starfishes to be used in place of those ninja crosses.. the possibilities are endless!!! By god!! We cuda had a shrimp army!! We cuda sent em to the gaza strip… pretty sure the sight of a few shrimps dressed up in black with starfishes buckled on their sides, would stop any conflict… sigh.. once the ideas start. .they don’t ever fkin stop..



must..... stopp..... thoughts... shrimps..... food..... not ninjas.... must .... controlll..... arrrggghhhh

[talky]

at home

completing my record all ths time

[Kaamwali D-Queue]

at home
completing my record all ths time

What record are you completing?

[talky]

at home
completing my record all ths time

What record are you completing?

my chemistry record...me in 10th

[lonewolf Q]

at home
completing my record all ths time

What record are you completing?

my chemistry record...me in 10th

Oh ok. I thought you were trying for a record number of posts or something.

[talky]

at home
completing my record all ths time

What record are you completing?

my chemistry record...me in 10th

Oh ok. I thought you were trying for a record number of posts or something.

that weird ...anywayz...good thinking...