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by **akhilis2cool** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:34 pm

Jaszalcatraz wrote:Now why this talk of "good digestive systems"??

no one said that you have a bad digestive system if you fart.

fart is natural and if you dont generally do it......you oughta try it more often.

I second that.

If u do not fart then somethings surely wrong with u.

by **black stoned wizard** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:39 pm

"Ven I vas little... my mama took me on her lap and told me,' Son... alvays make peepul happee.' Zat iz vhy i became a vaiter... I know it iz a kind of a silli filosofee... but it is my filosofee... so... fakk you... fakk you... stop following meee... fakk off!!!"

by **The Jackal** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:46 pm

Wokay.

by **ycr007** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:50 pm

akhilis2cool wrote:
Jaszalcatraz wrote:Now why this talk of "good digestive systems"??

no one said that you have a bad digestive system if you fart.

fart is natural and if you dont generally do it......you oughta try it more often.
I second that.
If u do not fart then somethings surely wrong with u.

Err if The Digestive System's Gonna Digest all...Then wherefrom the Fart

Comes???

by **CtrlAltDel** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:54 pm

ycr007 wrote:Err if The Digestive System's Gonna Digest all...Then wherefrom the Fart Comes???

if the digestive system gonna digest all, where does crap come from?

by **The Jackal** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:56 pm

Mental Note:Shouldnt come to this thread while eating.

by **ycr007** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:58 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
ycr007 wrote:Err if The Digestive System's Gonna Digest all...Then wherefrom the Fart Comes???
if the digestive system gonna digest all, where does crap come from?

Thatz a pertinent point......

So the Undigsted food is Crap & itz GAseous Byproduct is Fart....

*My Bio Teacher's Gonna Whip me*

by **CtrlAltDel** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:11 pm

ycr007 wrote:So the Undigsted food is Crap & itz GAseous Byproduct is Fart....

now, thats the basic tenet of Zoology!

u shud've studied medicine! :lol:

ycr007 wrote:*My Bio Teacher's Gonna Whip me*

ooh! does she wear high heels, black leather and a face mask as well?

by **ycr007** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:15 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
ycr007 wrote:So the Undigsted food is Crap & itz GAseous Byproduct is Fart....
now, thats the basic tenet of Zoology! u shud've studied medicine!

Naheeeeeeee.....

CtrlAltDel wrote:
ycr007 wrote:*My Bio Teacher's Gonna Whip me*
ooh! does she wear high heels, black leather and a face mask as well?

Do u mean She's Sado-Masichist???

by **black wizard** » Fri May 13, 2005 9:42 am

Onea bulleta?

by **IMFBreturns** » Fri May 13, 2005 4:18 pm

black stoned wizard wrote:"Ven I vas little... my mama took me on her lap and told me,' Son... alvays make peepul happee.' Zat iz vhy i became a vaiter... I know it iz a kind of a silli filosofee... but it is my filosofee... so... fakk you... fakk you... stop following meee... fakk off!!!"

Blasphemy.....

Tis better to burp and taste than to fart and waste

by **Wing Commander** » Sat May 14, 2005 3:29 am

black stoned wizard wrote:"Ven I vas little... my mama took me on her lap and told me,' Son... alvays make peepul happee.' Zat iz vhy i became a vaiter... I know it iz a kind of a silli filosofee... but it is my filosofee... so... fakk you... fakk you... stop following meee... fakk off!!!"

how many .. before you wrote this black wizard ?? !! :lol:

by **Wing Commander** » Sat May 14, 2005 3:31 am

akhilis2cool wrote:
Jaszalcatraz wrote:Now why this talk of "good digestive systems"??

no one said that you have a bad digestive system if you fart.

fart is natural and if you dont generally do it......you oughta try it more often.
I second that.
If u do not fart then somethings surely wrong with u.

I didn't know to fart was a rule ... and one needs to try to fart too :lol:

by **akhilis2cool** » Sat May 14, 2005 9:37 am

Wing Commander wrote:
akhilis2cool wrote:
Jaszalcatraz wrote:Now why this talk of "good digestive systems"??

no one said that you have a bad digestive system if you fart.

fart is natural and if you dont generally do it......you oughta try it more often.
I second that.
If u do not fart then somethings surely wrong with u.

I didn't know to fart was a rule ... and one needs to try to fart too

rule nai yaaron...its a natural even that has to ocur to keep u clean

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Tue May 17, 2005 10:36 pm

Kills me to see this thread die.....so, for no reason.....bump back to life

by **IMFBreturns** » Tue May 17, 2005 11:34 pm

Jaszalcatraz wrote:Kills me to see this thread die.....so, for no reason.....bump back to life

Well let me try to help...I haven't gone thru all the replies (coz I'm kinda lazy) but I heard that it was a compliment to the chef if you burp or fart in some countries (sorry if someone has already put this up before)

so eat weel and fart/burp well and let the chefs/cooks know that they're doing a great job!

by **The Jackal** » Tue May 17, 2005 11:59 pm

Its been a while since I got high.I have to get back and smoke some stuff.

by **ycr007** » Wed May 18, 2005 11:11 pm

Sigh!!! The Last Time I Got High was on New Year's Eve....

I Don' Remember Much But My Friends Tell me that I Started Off Rattling Away A to Z ..Like A For Ajerbaizan,B for Baluchistan....Etc......

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Wed May 18, 2005 11:37 pm

What didya say for X?

by **ycr007** » Wed May 18, 2005 11:46 pm

Jaszalcatraz wrote:What didya say for X?

Err....I Don' Remember....Mebbe I Said Xanadu!!

Used to Read Mandrake a Lot :oops:

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 1:15 am

Yawn!!! When is Marko leaving.....gotta trash his place one last time

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 3:03 pm

Boooooooo-yah

by **lizardking** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 3:21 pm

does the roof top count?

by **jungle** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 12:45 pm

Ah drunk people...will they ever say what they mean? Below you'll find some common drunk phrases and what they translate to in sober language. I hope this helps you gauge whether or not it's a good idea to let your buddy in the car when he claims he's "totally fine, dude."

(Drunk Term = Sober Translation)

I LOVE This Song! = I KNOW This Song!

Dude, all the chicks at this party are ugly = Dude none of the chicks at this party will talkto me.

Man, I'm hungry = Man, if I don't eat right now I am going to be puking all over this bar...again.

Your're really pretty = I'm going to be ashamed of it tomorrow but tonight is all about instant gratification, honey.

Want to watch a movie = Want to come over to my room for some extremely creepy back rubbing and some equally disturbing neck nibbling?

I'm soooo drunk = I'm planting a see in your head that will eventually grow into a beautiful tree which excuses me from blame for my actions tonight.

I just, like, want to help animals, ya know? = I just, like, want to get in your pants, ya know?

Your're my best friend, man = Your'r my only friend in arm's reach right now and I need someone to pay for this shot, man.

I don't want to ruin the friendship = Your're a nice girl but your're very heavy and I'd rather pretend I value our friendship than spend tomorrow dreaming up ways to kill myself.

This is the BEST night of my LIFE! = This is the BEST night of my WEEKEND!

Let's take a walk, this bar is crowded = I prefer my handjobs outdoors.

I'm totally fine, dude = I'm totally going to be needing a toilet or bucket in about five minutes, dude.

What's up Bro? = What's up, guy who's name I can't ever remember?

Who wants to dance? = Who wants to watch me stumble around the party, waving my arms, spilling my drink and pile driving my genitals into anything wearing a skirt?

Hey, did you get the notes from Bio? = Hey, I'm going to ask you about class because I'm too scared to ask you out.

I had, like, ten beers before I even came out = I'm, like, the kind of guy that lies about how much i drink.

Dude, I didn't even make it out of the dorms last night! = Dude, my girlfriend made me stay in and watch teh Gilmore Girls season 1 DVD with her last night!

Now, seriously, who wants to watch a movie?

by **cowboy** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 1:17 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
Jaszalcatraz wrote:Since ur the first guy to say that my decision was wise....
coz there are very few Linux experts around. look at Unix too...and learn shell scripting. shell scripting+UNIX/LINUX with C/C++ can get u into Google at hydbad and i heard its a fab place to work!

Why shell scripts. I say learn Perl. It's a beaut.

Oh, Google Hyd hires people with either too much experience or too good qualifications. You know, top of class, outstanding research work type.

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