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by vakibs » Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:56 pm

Hello Mr.Interested

Traffic Tagores is a secret society. The name was taken from the plot of the Telugu hit movie Tagore. http://www.fullhyderabad.com/scripts/pr ... ame=Tagore



Here we participate in an alternative government to improve the quality of traffic, health and safety in our city.



The following are the rules of the club :

1) You never consciously reveal yourself to be a TT member.

2) You do not talk about TT.

3) You love safe roads and clean air.

4) Nothing.. totally nothing in your personal relationships or your professional career would make you violate the above 3 rules.

5) You know how to use computer and the internet in a clandestine way without leaving stubs or traces for others to pick up on your identity

6) You would immediately relinquish your membership from TT when your identity is revealed to a non-member.

7) You own a camera which you carry 24-7 with you (preferably of a mobile phone)

8) You know how to operate the camera in a clandestine way without being conspicuous to others

9) You would immediately relinquish the membership of TT if caught red-handed while operating the camera

10) You would never reveal the identity of the internet meeting places of the TT members (You were not supposed to know the true identities of other TT members. It is not necessary for the society to function. Even if you do know, you make effort to not communicate it to anybody including the person that you know)



Duties of the members :

1) Photograph vehicles that are exhuming obscene amounts of smoke.

2) Photograph the numberplates of the vehicles (preferably the same photograph as the above)

3) Photograph the people driving the vehicle (if possible)

4) Upload the photographs onto a secret flickr web account that will be revealed to you when you become a member

5) Tag the photographs with information - about the place, time and other details.

6) Photograph vehicles that violate traffic rules at cross-roads and busy roads, thereby causing huge inconvenience to people / possibility of fatal accidants (such as speeding beyond tolerable limits, overtaking from the left and thereby causing traffic jams) and upload them to the web

7) Photograph other similar causes of traffic/noise pollution/air pollution/accidants and upload them to the web

8) Be available to work on the very rare opportunities of the tasks of data maintanance, and backup that might be assigned to you.

9) Be available to take up the very rare tasks of clandestine messaging to media, police and public administration that might be assigned to you.

10) Be available to participate in the clandestine tasks of retribution and punishment to the miscreants who were logged into the database. (The details of the methods of punishment will be revealed to you when you become a member. These do not risk you to facing a legal prosecutive action)



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Hi guys

The above thing is a joke. I did not create a group like that. But now that I have popularized the idea, anybody can do it :-) Tell me your opinions/ideas about whether a group like this can succeed in a practical scenario.
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by akhilis2cool » Mon Sep 12, 2005 9:46 am

vakibs wrote:Duties of the members :
1) Photograph vehicles that are exhuming obscene amounts of smoke.
2) Photograph the numberplates of the vehicles (preferably the same photograph as the above)
3) Photograph the people driving the vehicle (if possible)
all this without being noticed :?
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by vakibs » Mon Sep 12, 2005 5:01 pm

akhilis2cool wrote:
vakibs wrote:Duties of the members :
1) Photograph vehicles that are exhuming obscene amounts of smoke.
2) Photograph the numberplates of the vehicles (preferably the same photograph as the above)
3) Photograph the people driving the vehicle (if possible)
all this without being noticed :?




with a little practice one can do. It will be lot easier as mobile phones get smaller and smaller. If one couldn't capture (1) and (2) in a single picture, image mosiacking techniques from computer vison can be applied to stich a single image. Also, the photographs need not be perfect. A good composite can be synthesized from several blurred images. The science is on our side and it is going forward at a terrific pace.
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by ycr007 » Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:59 pm

Well,I have taken pix of come pyt's while pretending to be talking on my cellphone.... :twisted: :twisted:

don't think it can be more clandestine than that.....(need to contact tarun tejpal for that mebbe :twisted: )
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by vivek » Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:10 pm

He he, i do these kinda stuff all the time. I have more than 40 pics depicting all the crazy stuff in the city..will load a sample here



sample this



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come to think of it... may i should upload all of them...what say?
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by akhilis2cool » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:15 pm

vivek wrote:come to think of it... may i should upload all of them...what say?
haan haan kyon nahi :twisted:
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by rock_26iin » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:21 pm

akhilis2cool wrote:
vivek wrote:come to think of it... may i should upload all of them...what say?
haan haan kyon nahi :twisted:




Motion seconded!
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by Sharjeel » Tue Sep 13, 2005 6:03 pm

rock_26iin wrote:
akhilis2cool wrote:
vivek wrote:come to think of it... may i should upload all of them...what say?
haan haan kyon nahi :twisted:


Motion seconded!
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by CtrlAltDel » Tue Sep 13, 2005 6:05 pm

rock_26iin wrote:
akhilis2cool wrote:
vivek wrote:come to think of it... may i should upload all of them...what say?
haan haan kyon nahi :twisted:
Motion seconded!
siiiighhhh... :roll:



ok...i third it...
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by CtrlAltDel » Tue Sep 13, 2005 6:06 pm

damn...sherry beat me to it...





ok...i fourth it...
wtf? i no longer care if my posts hurt yr feelings :roll:
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Fotoaan Dekhtey Dekhtey ... Choraan Bhaag Bhi Jaatey ...

by HH » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:29 pm

Fotoaan Dekhtey Dekhtey ... Choraan Bhaag Bhi Jaatey ... :roll: :twisted:
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Re: Fotoaan Dekhtey Dekhtey ... Choraan Bhaag Bhi Jaatey ...

by rock_26iin » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:45 pm

HH wrote:Fotoaan Dekhtey Dekhtey ... Choraan Bhaag Bhi Jaatey ... :roll: :twisted:




^^That cracked me up



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The Cow Charged ... Sharp Horns Lifted The Student ... Teari

by HH » Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:38 pm

rock_26iin wrote:... cracked***** me up

:lol: :lol:




***** Shukriya, "rock_26iin" ...



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1 - The Student Takes Snaps Of The Charging Cow ... For Wider Publication Of The Adventure

2 - Takes The Bull er Cow By The Horns ... As In Movies

3 - Allows The "Charger" To Test Sharpness Of Horns ...



FORTY YEARS AGO ... OPTION ONE ... NONE!

OPTION TWO ... HEROICS RULED OUT ...

OPTION THREE ... The Cow Charged ... Sharp Horns Lifted The Student ... Tearing The Seat Of The Pants ... The Dazed Student Was Helped By The Shocked Spectators Into A Cycle Rickshaw To Go Home "In Tatters" ... :oops: :(
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If Traffic Tagore scheme is implemented in HYD

by albino_blacksheep » Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:57 pm

Let me open a brach office of the Tagores in Bangalore. HYD is much more civilized thatn B'lore.



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