Whoz got the coolest avatar?

[HH]

... my mishtayk*****...

Girlaan Key Saamney GODAAN Bhi ***** "mishtaykaan" Kartaich!

[ycr007]

... my mishtayk*****...

Girlaan Key Saamney GODAAN Bhi ***** "mishtaykaan" Kartaich!

I initially read that as Go Daan (as in some premchand novel)

[HH]

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I initially read that as Go Daan ***** (as in some premchand novel)

***** Aji Yeh "God" ... GO DOWN Karneywaaley Hain ... ... "Go Daan" Khwaabonmeich Ki Baat Hai ...

[Long gone HP]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!



Hello Hyderabad. 100 odd posts on the best avatar around and I don't see a mention of the most self-descriptive avatar in the history of this DB. I'm not talking about CAD's uncle next-door or A2C's copyright infringing cartoon plagiarism..........LOOOOOONNNNGGGG PAUSE...........Neither do I mean the Uma Thurman or John Travolta wannabes...nor the numerous anime snippets that keep popping up on every scroll of the mouse on the pages of this DB.



I know that when something's out of sight, its out of mind. But I'm not talking about something. I'm talking about the most self-descriptive avatar in the His-censored-ngtreee of these discussion boards. And you all will be punished for this grave folly of yours. God save your censoredes from whats in store for you.



You mow-wrons must be wondering about whats happening here...and who I'm talking about...Well....I'm talking about the most self-descriptive avatar in the history of these DB's dammit.....I'm talking about.....I'm not gonna tell you now





HIT MY MUSIC



walks out triumphantly to the strains of Run like hell

[ycr007]

HP saar said it all....i'm too modest ya'know.....



HP Saar

[Jaszalcatraz]

Kissing ass as usual are we?



looks at HP



Man, you gotta be kidding me. You seriously think your avatar is the best? I know cool and that avatar is not cool.



Takes a bite out of an apple and spits on the avatar



If you want to see a cool avatar, go no further than mine. Feel the power, fear the unknown assassin, fear TRAVOLTA. Thats cool!!

[KK]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Hello Hyderabad. 100 odd posts on the best avatar around and I don't see a mention of the most self-descriptive avatar in the history of this DB.
walks out triumphantly to the strains of Run like hell

yes u've got the most descriptive avatar!!

[lizardking]

Come up with an identity to beat malakpetmasala or the image to go with the personality of an Eric Cartman.

I bet you guys on this.

[Jaszalcatraz]

blah......nicks like malakpetmasala have a general format that anyone can figure out and duplicate. Coming up with a truly original nickname is stuff geniuses are made of. People with that same avatar exist on every single DB. Dont you remember yourself? a couple of your friends dropped by too.

[Long gone HP]

Kissing ass as usual are we?

looks at HP

Man, you gotta be kidding me. You seriously think your avatar is the best? I know cool and that avatar is not cool.

Takes a bite out of an apple and spits on the avatar

If you want to see a cool avatar, go no further than mine. Feel the power, fear the unknown assassin, fear TRAVOLTA. Thats cool!!

Yesterday.....someone had the audacity to try to insult greatness. But the mow-wron forgot that if you try spitting on the sky.....the spit falls back on your own sorry face.....Aaaaahhhhhh...poor lil travolta.....WHOOOOOOOOOOO!



And an apple? You trying to be Adam now? Make up your mind lowly mow-wron....whether you wanna be a punk with a gun he stole from a toyshop...or the first man to have fallen for the viles of a woman.



Basks in applause from the audience.



Hey hey hey hey kid....on second thoughts, don't care about making up your mind. Cuz. whatever you tilt for, you're still gonna have to look up way beyond the limits of your mortal eyes to catch a glimpse of greatness. And greatness is.....THE MOST SELF-DESCRIPTIVE AVATAR IN THE HISTORY OF THESE DB's......SOOOOOOOOPAH PSYCHEDELLIC...WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!



Bring out the props!!



A couple of men arrive with cutouts of John Travolta holding a gun.



Whips out a couple of graffiti cans from his pockets and sprays the cutouts with the black and red colours of Psychedellica.



Walks out triumphantly to the strains of Run Like Hell

[CtrlAltDel]

u are stoned, arent u HP???

[Long gone HP]

u are stoned, arent u HP???

I'm just high on my own greatness.

[ycr007]

Err...HP saar,is'nt it supposed to be spelt as PsychedeLic & not PsychedeLLic??

The word psychedelic is a neologism coined from the Greek words for "mind," ψυχη (psyche), and "manifest," δηλειν (delein).

A psychedelic experience is characterized by the perception of aspects of one's mind previously unknown, or by the creative exuberance of the mind liberated from its ordinary fetters. Psychedelic states are one of the stations on the spectrum of experiences elicited by psychedelic substances. On that same spectrum will be found hallucinations, distortions of perception, synaesthesia, altered states of awareness, mystical states, and occasionally states resembling psychosis

@CAD:mebbe ^^^ would account for ur doubt

[HH]

Err...HP saar,is'nt it supposed to be spelt as PsychedeLic ***** & not PsychedeLLic??

...

Also:

*****psychedelic - of a mental state characterized by intense and distorted perceptions and hallucinations and feelings of euphoria or sometimes despair; "a psychedelic experience"


Visit:
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/psychedelic

[Jaszalcatraz]

Yesterday.....someone had the audacity to try to insult greatness.

Before you put us all to sleep with your oft-repeated, lousy excuse for a retort, I wanted to know how you can classify yourself as great. Last time I checked I am the champion cusser of the board. I am the original spam Icon, I am the only member of this board to have been banned for two months and more importantly I am the baddest _ around here. That directly qualifies me as great. I dont just deserve a spot in the Hall of Greatness, I deserve to be the main attraction.

Starts speaking to the audience You need people like me in your threads. Why? Because I bring credibility and attitude the likes of which none of you fousy luckers have ever seen in your life.



Looking at HP

Go on, bask in the applause of these ass-kissing low-lifes who refuse to recognize real greatness. But never forget that you are one of them. A no-good poser trolling MY discussion board.

[CtrlAltDel]

wow! a battle of the titans.....





time to sit back, relax with a beer and watch the fun...!

[KK]

wow! a battle of the titans.....


time to sit back, relax with a beer and watch the fun...!

Order a pitcher, I'm gonna join u

[lizardking]

blah......nicks like malakpetmasala have a general format that anyone can figure out and duplicate. Coming up with a truly original nickname is stuff geniuses are made of. People with that same avatar exist on every single DB. Dont you remember yourself? a couple of your friends dropped by too.

The point anyone would think of duplicating the my nick is probably what makes it special.

And whats with carrying an avatar which does nt really show you? or how about u grow up into ur skin before u actually cocme up with ur pulp fiction



here is ome thing for u Jasz





Ohhh my fart stinks

like i just ate my nipple gazz

On kilo , two kilo chubby chazz,

one twenty kilo- my mazz

Ohhh my name is Jasz

I just tried escaped from alcatraz.

"Is that a rosz?"

Oh no hunny, thats my poof azz

and my name is Jasz

'shot dik, shot my dik' alcatraz

[Jaszalcatraz]

Damn!!! That shit was whacked,

I couldnt wait for it to end,

who are you trying to impress?

Your boyfriend?

Whats up with that spelling?

oh I get it, years of brain research,

and now you have your own swelling.



From this point on I declare war,

on your righteous ass,

slap you hard, flog you with a rope,

this is jail. we inmates and you just dropped the soap.







Getting my poetic meter fixed

[ycr007]

whats goin' on?

never was there so much debate

on a li'l small piece of pic

which ain't original at all



whats goin' on?

all those pics are picked up

from da web and put up here

so why da braggin'?



whats goin' on?

those ppl who have

their self-created avatarz

please stand up and take a bow



whats goin' on?

not one of us is a photoshopper

but only a pic-grabber

so give credit where itz due

[Jaszalcatraz]

Is it just me or has the intelligence level of the thread dropped another point because of the devestating poem by this guy?

Iif you wanna pass off that pathetic post as a poem, your poetic license oughta be revoked.



Now go back into your dark corner.

[HH]

whats goin' on? *****
...

whats goin' on? *****
...

whats goin' on? *****
...

whats goin' on? *****
...

Nuts, Nuts, Nuts ... And More Nuts!

[lizardking]

who you calling a whack?

ugly little goose smack

I am sure You love my ass crack

but let me tell ya bich-back

its brains that you lack



Be quick

better go find an ice pack

lest you wanna die of a ruptured jack

[Jaszalcatraz]

I will not sit here and have a war of words with imbeciles who have no respect for the total coolness of my avatar. I have a cool avatar and that automatically makes me a peace-loving citizen who dislikes confrontation. So I refrain from knocking you.

What I am pissed off at is the total disrespect for my authorit-ah! I am the champion cusser of the board. I am the original spam Icon, I am the only member of this board to have been banned for two months and more importantly I am the baddest _ around here.

Before you straighten your glasses and start typing another lousy poem, let me remind you of what you are dealing with. I am an Amsterdam-returned coke-snorting hitman. Dont make me hop on the next plane to that outback hick town of yours, slap your fat little ass, pull out your snowcap and reveal to the whole world that your little head has no hair. I can even perhaps tell the people about those dolls that you like to have tea-parties with. But because my avatar is cool I am automatically great and hence civil. Not like some bloke from a country which was originally a prison.

[ycr007]

Ought a poem Rhyme

when it can be a mime

is it worth more than a dime

when indeed does rhyme



why do you fret

when you can get

solace from a vet

and hope for da best



understand that this is for fun

never have i made a pun

Don't u think as a hun

take it lite & chew a bun