Humor...or something like it.

[Sharjeel]

tum milo i'l show u whoes more stupid....

Usi din ka to intezaar hai!

i hope no one reads this thread..

yep, we are not reading... go right ahead and say whatever u want to say to him.

lol yikess...

arey ruk kyon gaye...bolo bolo...

kia bolna...

wohich ji

kya sunna hai?!?!



aap apni shadi ki biryaani khilao pehley

[akhilis2cool]

tum milo i'l show u whoes more stupid....

Usi din ka to intezaar hai!

i hope no one reads this thread..

yep, we are not reading... go right ahead and say whatever u want to say to him.

lol yikess...

arey ruk kyon gaye...bolo bolo...

kia bolna...

wohich ji

kya sunna hai?!?!

aap apni shadi ki biryaani khilao pehley

*runs out of the thread*

[Ar!e$]

kidhar bhagrey ho..biryani toh khilakar jaao..

[san]

> Laloo Prasad Yadav died. Rabri Devi (his wife) was very worried whether

> > Laloo would be able to make it to heaven, so she decided to try & contact

> > his spirit by having a seance. (black magic used to contact the dead).

>Sure

> > enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, Laloo's

>voice

> > was heard answering, "Helloooooooo Rabri, this is meeee..." "Oh dear

> > Lalooji," she answered. "I just need to know if you're happy there in your

> > after-life. What's it like there?" "Ooooooh, it's much more beautiful here

> > than I ever imagined," Laloo answered. "The sky is bluer, the air is

> > cleaner, and the pastures are much more lush and green than I ever

>expected

> > .... and, above all, there is no scam! And the only thing we do, all day

> > long is eat and sleep, eat and sleep,over and over." "Thank God, you

>reached

> > heaven," his Rabri cried, wiping some tears. "Heaven?" he answered. "What

> > heaven? I'm reborn..... I'm a buffalo in Switzerland.

[lizard king]

browse thru this site.

It just cracked me up

http://www.aiu.name

[talking]

browse thru this site.
It just cracked me up
http://www.aiu.name

nothing interesting in ths site

[lizard king]

browse thru this site.
It just cracked me up
http://www.aiu.name

nothing interesting in ths site

how old would u be, talking?HEy, just a question. No offence.

[talking]

browse thru this site.
It just cracked me up
http://www.aiu.name

nothing interesting in ths site

how old would u be, talking?HEy, just a question. No offence.

i m 16

[lizardking]

browse thru this site.
It just cracked me up
http://www.aiu.name

nothing interesting in ths site

how old would u be, talking?HEy, just a question. No offence.

i m 16

Understandable.

I am sure rocky is an exception.

[ycr007]

And they have a Casino too....LMAO......

[Jaan]

And they have a Casino too....LMAO......

LOL OMG, is this site for real? Personals?! Bullying?

cracked me up: Established in 2005, a two hundred year old institution! LOL <i>that</i> is funny!



Jaan

[akhilis2cool]

bery phunny

[lizardking]

bery phunny

I have more better education cos i go to the AIU. No worry mate!

[ycr007]

Look what i found on Google Image Search????

[fl]

And they have a Casino too....LMAO......

LOL OMG, is this site for real? Personals?! Bullying?
cracked me up: Established in 2005, a two hundred year old institution! LOL <i>that</i> is funny!

Jaan

tried gogling dint find this site

[fl]

When the Software industry had badly gone down, three giants Sun, SCO(UNIX) and Microsoft started producing



condoms and named them Java-condo, CondomiX and MS-Condom respectively.



A customer using Java-condo complained to Sun that the condom doesn't fit correctly.



Sun replied: "Wait till we get the ISO standard". They boasted that it will fit to any size irrespective of underlying



structure.



Well, the customer switched to CondomiX and found that by the time he finishes reading the instructions, given along



with CondomiX, his wife was sleeping and he himself forgetting why he is using CondomiX.



Finally he switched to MS-Condom.



To his surprise it was so good........and comfortable!. He used it happily.



Six months later he found that his wife was pregnant. He got angry and complained to Microsoft.



He got his reply from Microsoft:





What do u think was Microsoft's reply...........???





A PATCH IS COMING SOON...!

[fl]

First Time with a Condom!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~



I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful



woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew



how to wear one.



I honestly answered, "No."



So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb, She cautioned me to make sure it was on



tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store. It was empty.



"Just a minute," she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.



Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it



aside. "Do these excite you?" she asked.



Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I



was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk.



"Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time."



So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and POW, I was done within a



few minutes. She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"



I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.

[spamtaneous]

First Time with a Condom!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful
few minutes. She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"

I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.

aisa hua....

sach mein hus tumhare saath?

[rock_26iin]

TOO GOOD...READ THESE OUT WHILE LISTENING TO



Bryan Adams

SUMMER OF '69





Sambhar of 69 (lyrics)



I had my first real six rupees,

stole it from my father's pants.

went to a madrasi hotel,

to eat the sambhar of 69.

Me and some kadke dost,

had it all and we caught bukhaar,

jimy puked, joey got ulcers,

and Bagga ne maari dakar.

Oh when I went back there now,

the food was as stale as ever,

and though it was 1999,

still the sambhar was being served over there,



that was the worst food of my life.



Therez no use in complaining,

when you got no other place to eat,

rushed in the evening to the doctors clinic,

but he too was at the toilet seat, yeah



standing there waiting outside,

nurse told me I will wait forever,

oh and when I held my breath,

I knew that I had to use that loo there

That was the worst food of my life.



Back to the sambhar of 69.



Man I was getting killed,

I was full and restless,

I needed to unwind,

I guess nothing can wait forever - FOREVER... NO



And now the dhabas are changing,

new dishes have come and gone,

sometimes when I pass that old madrasi lane,

I still smell it, I can't be wrong.



Standing in those unwashed clothes,

the waiters still call me in there,

oh the way my nostrils burn,

I know that it will be served forever,

what was the worst food of my life.



yeah it was the sambhar of 69, the sambhar of 69, the sambhar of 69

[ycr007]

Was Posted in another Forum and it was LOL.The Bryan Adams Fans Bashed up the Postee like anything

***************************************



Officer : What is your name?

Candidate: M.P. Sir

Officer : Tell me properly

Candidate: Mohan pal sir

Officer : Your father’s name?

Candidate: M.P. Sir

Officer : What does that mean?

Candidate: Manmohan pal sir

Officer : Your native place?

Candidate: M.P. Sir

Officer : Is it Madhya Pradesh ?

Candidate: No , munnur pal sir.

Officer : What is your qualification?

Candidate: M.P. Sir

Officer : (Angrily) what is it?

Candidate: Metric pas sir.

Officer : Why do you need a job.

Candidate: M.P. Sir

Officer :And what does it mean?

Candidate: Money problem.

Officer escribe your personality

Candidate: M.P. Sir

Officer :Explain yourself

Candidate: M.P. Sir

Officer : Explain yourself clearly.

Candidate: Magnanimous personality.

Officer : This discussion is nowhere , you may go

Candidate: M.P. Sir

Officer : What is it now?

Candidate: My performance?

Officer : M.P!!!!!!!!!

Candidate: What is that sir?

Officer : Mentally punctured.

[fl]

What is the difference between girls aged: > 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68? > At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story. > At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed. > At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story

[CtrlAltDel]

...Sambhar of 69....

:lol:



wish Weird Al Yankovich sings it!

[Val Milker]

Recd This in da mail....And the Name of the purported sender was Val milker



Warning:The post below 'may' cause hurt to the religious sentiments of some people. I Implore them NOT to read it in that case.



A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to
explain the significance of "Diwali" to his younger brother, this is how
he went about it...

"So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him.
But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she
forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some
national forest or something... Since he was! going, for like, something
like more than 10 years or so.. he decided to get his wife and his bro
along... you know...so that they could all chill out together. But Dude,
the forest was reeeeal scary shit... really man... they had monkeys and
devils and shit like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked with darts and
bows and arrows... so it was fine.
But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his
babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, w! as our man, and
also his bro, Laxman, pissed..... all the gods were with him... So
anyways,you don't mess with gods. So, Ram, and his bro get an army of
monkeys.. Dude, don't ask me how they trained the damn monkeys... just
go along with me, ok... ..
so, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangsta's ass in his own
hood. Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest..and
anyways...it gets kinda boring,you know... no TV or malls or shit like
that. So,they decided to hitch a ride back home... and when the people
realize that our dude, his bro and the wife are back home... they
thought, well, you know, at least they deserve something nice... and
they didn't have any bars or clubs in those days... so they couldn't
take them out for a drink, so they, like, decided to smoke and
shit...and since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also... so
it was pretty cooool... you know with all those fireworks...
Really, they even had some local band play along with the firewor!
ks... and you know, what, dude, that was the very first, no kidding..,
that was the very first music-synchronized fireworks... you know, like
the 4th of July stuff, but just, more cooler and stuff, you know. And,
so dude, that was how, like, this festival started."

[Desi HP]

TOO GOOD...READ THESE OUT WHILE LISTENING TO

Bryan Adams
SUMMER OF '69


Sambhar of 69 (lyrics)

I had my first real six rupees,
stole it from my father's pants.
went to a madrasi hotel,
to eat the sambhar of 69.
Me and some kadke dost,
had it all and we caught bukhaar,
jimy puked, joey got ulcers,
and Bagga ne maari dakar.
Oh when I went back there now,
the food was as stale as ever,
and though it was 1999,
still the sambhar was being served over there,

that was the worst food of my life.

Therez no use in complaining,
when you got no other place to eat,
rushed in the evening to the doctors clinic,
but he too was at the toilet seat, yeah

standing there waiting outside,
nurse told me I will wait forever,
oh and when I held my breath,
I knew that I had to use that loo there
That was the worst food of my life.

Back to the sambhar of 69.

Man I was getting killed,
I was full and restless,
I needed to unwind,
I guess nothing can wait forever - FOREVER... NO

And now the dhabas are changing,
new dishes have come and gone,
sometimes when I pass that old madrasi lane,
I still smell it, I can't be wrong.

Standing in those unwashed clothes,
the waiters still call me in there,
oh the way my nostrils burn,
I know that it will be served forever,
what was the worst food of my life.

yeah it was the sambhar of 69, the sambhar of 69, the sambhar of 69

A similar one on the tune of Hotel California.



On a dark crowded highway

brylcreem in my hair

warm smell of parathas

rising up through the air



up ahead in the distance

I saw a shimmering light

my eyes grew dim and my head grew light

I had to stop for the night



there they stood in the doorway

they were desis you could tell

I got out fearfully

saying this will surely be hell



all around us were buildings

Sun, SGI and Dell

I slowly unloaded my things

In the shadows of Intel



welcome to the town of Sunnyvale

such a desi place, such a crazy place

we're livin' it up in the town of Sunnyvale

such a nice surprise, so many people with no lives



my heartstrings were twisted

I wanted to feel at home

where thousands of desis existed

and no white man dared roam



sambar stains on the ceilings

mango lassis on ice

sit and watch the paint peeling

or make daal and boil rice



but my mind revolted

at the very thought

I grabbed my bag and bolted

I'd escape no matter what



and still those voices are calling from far away

wake you up in the middle of the night

I can hear them say



welcome to the town of Sunnyvale

such a desi place, such a crazy place

we're livin' it up in the town of Sunnyvale

such a nice surprise, so many people with no lives



I wake up in a cold sweat thank god it was a dream,

there is no need to fret.

I still live in the Marin.

Oh, I still live in Marin.

[talky]

don't like person whom u like but like the person who likes u



howz ths proverb