"Ladies and Ledas...."

by **~akidna~** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:23 pm

How often have we heard these dialogues!!..

* The eternal reason for being the victim of anything that can happen to you in hindi films:

"Mai gareeb hoon na, isliye...."

* Old hindi movie : "Aiye ji sunte ho..Aap bade woh hein."

* Judge announcing his decision in filmi court: "Gawaaoon key
bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey Taz-e-raat-e-hind,
dafaa 302 ke tahet, muzrim ko sazaaye maut di jaati hai"

* "Muzrim ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaata hai"

* "Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo
bhi kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin
kahoonga."

* "Inspector! Giraftaar karlo issey"

* "Raam Raam kaaka"

* "Jug Jug jiyo beta "

* "Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahin rahe"

* Typical farmer ka dialogue : "mainey is zameen ko apne khoon
sey seencha hai"

* "Hum jahaan khade hote hein, line wahin sey shuru hoti hai"

* "Mai kahti hoon, Door ho jaa meri nazron sey"

* "Is ghar ke darwaaze, tumhare liye hamesha ke liye band hein"

* A Prem-Chopra-type villian to the heroine/village belle: " In gori
gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat hai"

* "Chhod do mujhe, bhagwaan ke liye chhod do"

* "Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley!"

* doctor: "Ab Sab oopar waale key haath mein hai"

* The doctor to the paitent's near n' dear one : "I'm sorry, hum
kuch nahin kar sakey"

* doctor : "Chowbees ghante tak hosh nahin aiya to....."

* "Agar Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa."

* "Jyaada hoshiayari karne ki koshish maat karna "

* Amitabh in a hajaar movies : "Nahin chhodunga tujhe. Jaan sey
maar daaloonga."

* "Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga"

Found these while browsin...was LMAO ...so thot id share

by **~akidna~** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:25 pm

* "Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai"

* A heroine's expression of what love does to her : "Mera dil
dhak-dhak karta hai"

* "Ajji sunte ho, munna ke pitajee "

* Rich father to son : "Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga"

* "Zamaane ne thokar laga-laga ke is dil ko paththar bana diya"

* Dharmendra in a hajaar movies : "Kutte! Kamine!....." " Yeh
Taklooooo!"

* Lalita Pawar in a hajaar scenes : "Chudeil! Kide pade tere ....."

* Best way to threaten someone from doing anything against your
wishes :
"Agar tumhe maine yeh karne diya, to mera naam ______ nahin"
"Tumne yeh kiya, to mujhse bura koi nahin hoga"

* "Woh kutte ki maut marega "

* "Bol! Bol heere kahan chuppa rakhe hai "

* The favoirite emotional blackmail :
"Tune yeh kiya to tu mere mara muh dekhegi"

* Inspector Iftekar on a megaphone : "Apne aap ko police ke
hawaale kar do. Police ne chaaron taraf sey tumhe gher liya hai" "Apne hathiyaar phenk do"

* The classic : "Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti!"

* "Jurm ki duniya ka betaaj badshah ... Kaaliya/Don/whatever "

* Tikku Talsaniya in a hajaar movies "Ouff! Yeh kya ho raha hai"

* Keshto in a million movies "Hi-HEEYAAHH!"

* Shatru a hajaar times "Abbe ChaparGanju!"

* The villian's sidekick : "Boss! Maal pakda gaya"

* "Jo sheeshe ke gharon mein rehne hein, woh doosron pe paththar
nahin phenkte"

* "Hum woh hein jo paththar ko kaanch se tod liya karte hein"

* All filmi chowkidaars : "Shhalaam Shhaab!"

*- The stereotypical announcer : "Bhaiyon aur behnon...." " Ladies
and Gentlemen ..." - Mehmood, the announcer : "Ladies and Ledas...."

* "Har kutte ka din aata hai "

* "Mai tumahara aihsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhoolonga"

* "Police mere peeche lagi hui hai .."

* "Hato naa! Log kya kahenge"

by **~akidna~** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:26 pm

* "Khabardaar jo mujhe haath bhi lagayaa .."

* "Aarre! isse to tez bukhaar hai"

* "Gurkha, isse dhakke maarke bahar nikaal do"

* "pulice ko tum jaise naujawaanon per naaz hai"

* "Goli se udaa do usse"

* Nirupa roy's favourite "Ek baar mujhe maa kehkar pukaro beta"

* Gracious father taking the blame for his son : "Yeh khoon maine
kiya hai, melod!"

* "Bhaagne ki koshish mat karna"

* "... mujhe tumhaare is behte hue khoon ki kasam ...."

* "Yeh sauda tumhe bahut mehnga padega"

* "Beti, tu to paraya dhan hai"

* "Pesh hai duniya ke jaane-maane kalakaar, Miss Renu"

* "Zabaan ko lagaam do .."

* The hindi film unnux : "Aaja re mere raaja "

* On a suhaagraat nite, wife to husband : "Doodh pee lijiya"

* "Seedhi Anguli se ghee nikalne waala nahin"

* "Hume tedi anguli se ghee nikaalna aata hai"

* "Kutte ki dum tedi-ki-tedi hi rehti hai "

* "Bhabhi, tumhare haath ki chai peene ko man kar raha hai"

* Dharmendra : "Chun Chun ke maaroonga, ek-ek ko chun chun
ke maroonga"

* "Tune mere peeth pe chura bhoka hai"

by **Sharjeel** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:30 pm

ROTF!!!!

You have just given us the dialogues of a few thousand Hindi movies! Maybe HBK can learn these and increase his vocab...

by **labelle** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:47 pm

famous dialouges

a son in taking revenge : Mujhe meri mari hui maa ki kasam hai"

A mother infront of a deity: Bhagwan maine tujhse apne liye aaj tak kuch nahin maanga par aaj mein tujhse apne suhaag ke liye bheek maang rahi hun.

two brothers meeting after they were separated in a mela: tumhare haath pe ye nishan then flashback sohan (or whatever the name is) mere bhai to kahan chala gaye tha

during the first night: mein chahta hun ki hamare beech kabhi koi galatfaimi naa rahe

girl : mujhe bahut sharam aa rahi hai.

girl to her friend when she falls in love: mujhe lagta hai mujhe xyz(the bogus character) pyaar ho gaya hai.

a little boy coming from school: maa mein class mein 1st aaya.

a littel boy before sleeping: maa ek kahani sunao na.

by **~akidna~** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:51 pm

didnt c this

Girl goes"Suno ...main tumhare bache ki maa banne wali hoon"

hero goes"nahi ..yeh nahi hosakta"

by **Lucifer** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:53 pm

Kya Akidna, mere pyaar mein aapko Hindi movies ki galiyon ki khaakh channi pad rahi hai? :oops:

by **labelle** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 9:07 pm

The show continues

son coming home: maa mujhe naukri mil gayi hai

a manager in an interview: yeh sab to theek hai par tumhare paas koi shifarish hai.

a midwife or nurse : mubarak ho aapko beta hua hai.

a guy trying to flirt: mujhe lagta hai maine aapko kahin dekha hai

by **akhilis2cool** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:59 am

Us ladki ke guroor ko mein chakna choor kardoonga!

Mein tumhare bachche ki maa banne wali hooooon

Mein tumhare bina nahi reh sakta/sakti...

Boss aap mujhe sirf ek mauka dijiye, mein use zaroor uda doonga...

Yeh sab dekhne ke pehle meri aankhen phoot kyon nahi gayi

Kamine! isi din ke liye paal poske bada kiya tha tujhe?

Inspector, mujhe zinda mat chodna. warna bahut pachtaoge.

:twisted:

by **CtrlAltDel** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:22 am

how can anyone forget the good old "NAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...."

by **akhilis2cool** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:14 pm

Mom to adopted son: Tu mera beta nahi hai...

by **rock_26iin** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:39 pm

"Kanoon ko apne haathon mein mat lo"

or then

"Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hain" (kanoon will be very good at defense in basketball

)

by **labelle** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:49 pm

and.....

guy getting his sweety to introduce to his mom: maa yeh gita hai(may be be shakeela) mere saath colleg mein padhti hai

villian at last: mujhe maaf kar do maine tumhare saath bahut zyaditi ki hai

dude and chik meeting for the first time: aaj mausam kita haseen hai na

by **akhilis2cool** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:37 pm

Pulice ne tumko chaaron tarafse gher liya hai. chup chaap apne aapko hamaare havale kardo. warna goliyonse uda diye jaaoge.

by **ycr007** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:08 am

How Could Anyone Forget The Classix Garam-Dharam's:

Kutte.....Main Tera Khoon Pijaaonga........

Un Sabko Main Chun Chun Ke Maroonga.....Chun Chun Ke.....

by **akhilis2cool** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:25 am

Bhagwaan Unki Aatma Ko Shaanti De.

One of my Fav. Jittu Bhai dialogue: Shaanti Tummmm NNNai jaanti!

by **labelle** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:19 pm

girl to her unfaithful lover: Maine tumhare pyar mein kya kya nahi kiya . apna ghar apna parivar sab chod kar aayi aur tumne mere pyaar ka yeh silla diya.

friends to an ailing friend: ab tumhari tabiyat kaisi hai.

A Relative in a hospital to a doctor: doctor saab mohan(whatever the name is ) ko theek kar dijiye paison ki fikar mat kijiye.

by **Ar!e$** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:41 pm

good 1's

by **akhilis2cool** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:40 am

Teri beti mere kabze mein hai...

Mein shadi karungi to usise varna zindagi bhar kunwari baithi rahungi!

by **lizard king** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:48 am

Ramu kaaka

by **labelle** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 5:28 pm

Guy coming from college: "Maa mujhe bahut bhook lagi hai khane mein kya bana hai"

Manager to the peon: " jao Bade babu ko andar bulao"

by **san** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 9:26 pm

by **labelle** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 9:33 pm

a lady: "nahiiiiiiiiiiiii yeh mere saath nahi ho sakta tum mujhe chod ke nahi jaa sakte

by **akhilis2cool** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:30 am

Mera pyar bikau nahi hai :evil:

by **Betty** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:44 am

Can't resist posting a common English movie line:

"You ok?"

"Ladies and Ledas...."

"Ladies and Ledas...."

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