this is change!!!

[virgin_mary]

FIVE SHORT CHAPTERS ON CHANGE



Chapter 1.

I walk down a street and there's a deep hole in the sidewalk. I fall in. It takes forever to get out. It's my fault.



Chapter 2.

I walk down the same street. I fall in the hole again. It still takes a long time to get out. It's not my fault.



Chapter 3.

I walk down the same street. I fall in the hole again. It's becoming a habit. It is my fault. I get out immediately.



Chapter 4.

I walk down the same street and see the deep hole in the sidewalk. I walk around it.



Chapter 5.

I walk down a different street



what are your views about the article????

[CtrlAltDel]

what change? what is it all abt? i dont understand...

[enriquee]

what change? what is it all abt? i dont understand...

same here.... actually wat do u wanna say mary???

[Portia Nelson]

what are your views about the article????

There's a hole in my sidewalk.

[fl]

FIVE SHORT CHAPTERS ON CHANGE

Chapter 1.
I walk down a street and there's a deep hole in the sidewalk. I fall in. It takes forever to get out. It's my fault.

Chapter 2.
I walk down the same street. I fall in the hole again. It still takes a long time to get out. It's not my fault.

Chapter 3.
I walk down the same street. I fall in the hole again. It's becoming a habit. It is my fault. I get out immediately.

Chapter 4.
I walk down the same street and see the deep hole in the sidewalk. I walk around it.

Chapter 5.
I walk down a different street

what are your views about the article????

i think u shud call the MCH and go to an opthalmolagist

[vakibs]

what are your views about the article????

congrats for falling into that hole 3 times !! Should have been an awesome experience. Have you made any friends down in the drain ? A rotten chicken perhaps. or a small rat. or a hamburger covered in slime.. hmm.. Just kidding. Didnt get the head or tail of the topic btw

[Sharjeel]

what are your views about the article????

congrats for falling into that hole 3 times !! Should have been an awesome experience. Have you made any friends down in the drain ? A rotten chicken perhaps. or a small rat. or a hamburger covered in slime.. hmm.. Just kidding. Didnt get the head or tail of the topic btw

If you are talking abt jerking off, Imma gonna fall in that hole again and again.

[vakibs]

If you are talking abt jerking off, Imma gonna fall in that hole again and again.

hahaha honestly I didnt think of jerking off when I wrote, but as freud says, it might always be there in my subconscious

[rock_26iin]

what are your views about the article????

That the author of the article is a good-for-nothing loser who can't find a job, a business or even a girl. Has become so dejected by this uselessness of his that he decided to go fall in a hole in his sidewalk again and again and again just to write an article about it.



There, those were my views.

[Portuguese Man-Of-War]

I think you should cover up that hole so that others do not fall into it, too.

[~akidna~]

what change? what is it all abt? i dont understand...

same here.... actually wat do u wanna say mary???

It means you wasted you time readin that.



Or that she was dumber than a lab rat to fall in the same whole over and over again.

[mark]

The hole represents the void, the empty space inside us all, the meaninglessness of life. We try to confront the void head-on, we believe our souls are big enough to fill it, however all the tears ever cried would not be sufficient. We then try to fill the void with clutter and junk, meaningful nothingness, we flail our arms around trying to splash as much life as possible into the stale colourless air, mini-gods of our own rotting worlds. We then try to ignore the void, to walk around the black gaping chasm as though it didn't exist, focusing on the day-to-day tasks of survival. Finally we retreat to the only man-made object big enough to fill that void, God. We grab God by the ears and physically insert Him into the void, we suspend our disbelief and logic, we put common sense on hold, we ignore the facts, the figures, the reality of the situation and stick the worlds largest band-aid on the worlds largest wound. Then we write some self-referential get-out-of-jail-free clauses, ensuring that the validity of our solution can't easily be questioned by people who are still busy falling into holes in the sidewalk.



was that what you meant VM?

[black wizard]

The hole represents the void, the empty space inside us all, the meaninglessness of life. We try to confront the void head-on, we believe our souls are big enough to fill it, however all the tears ever cried would not be sufficient. We then try to fill the void with clutter and junk, meaningful nothingness, we flail our arms around trying to splash as much life as possible into the stale colourless air, mini-gods of our own rotting worlds. We then try to ignore the void, to walk around the black gaping chasm as though it didn't exist, focusing on the day-to-day tasks of survival. Finally we retreat to the only man-made object big enough to fill that void, God. We grab God by the ears and physically insert Him into the void, we suspend our disbelief and logic, we put common sense on hold, we ignore the facts, the figures, the reality of the situation and stick the worlds largest band-aid on the worlds largest wound. Then we write some self-referential get-out-of-jail-free clauses, ensuring that the validity of our solution can't easily be questioned by people who are still busy falling into holes in the sidewalk.

was that what you meant VM?

Either that or VJ was majorly stoned.

[mark]

The hole represents the void, the empty space inside us all, the meaninglessness of life. We try to confront the void head-on, we believe our souls are big enough to fill it, however all the tears ever cried would not be sufficient. We then try to fill the void with clutter and junk, meaningful nothingness, we flail our arms around trying to splash as much life as possible into the stale colourless air, mini-gods of our own rotting worlds. We then try to ignore the void, to walk around the black gaping chasm as though it didn't exist, focusing on the day-to-day tasks of survival. Finally we retreat to the only man-made object big enough to fill that void, God. We grab God by the ears and physically insert Him into the void, we suspend our disbelief and logic, we put common sense on hold, we ignore the facts, the figures, the reality of the situation and stick the worlds largest band-aid on the worlds largest wound. Then we write some self-referential get-out-of-jail-free clauses, ensuring that the validity of our solution can't easily be questioned by people who are still busy falling into holes in the sidewalk.

was that what you meant VM?

Either that or VJ was majorly stoned.

large quantities of hallucinogenic bug powder being consumed in the virgin mary household no doubt. frequent visits to Interzone on the cards.

[Sharjeel]

S/he must be on the Xtra strong Bug Powder, then. Or maybe it is her first fling with dope...

[mark]

this thread reminds me of a Jack Hanley quote AR showed me one time



"Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition."

[Sharjeel]

"Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition."

But if the Venus was smart, it would have used it's little tiny plant teeth on the frog's err..ah..umm. IF a frog has one. That would be like using available resources, but then this is not the point Mark's trying to make. The point was about ambition. What was that again? Oh! err... anyway...

[mark]

"Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition."

But if the Venus was smart, it would have used it's little tiny plant teeth on the frog's err..ah..umm. IF a frog has one. That would be like using available resources, but then this is not the point Mark's trying to make. The point was about ambition. What was that again? Oh! err... anyway...

hehe, i guess the point is the futility of trying to velcro a point onto an otherwise pointless story. so the moral of the story is, don't do drugs.

[CtrlAltDel]

-*hic*-

[rock_26iin]

-*hic*-

akele akele, guruji? Pass some here also

[CtrlAltDel]

-*hic*-

akele akele, guruji? Pass some here also

here....lele....



*passes some hangover to rock..*

[rock_26iin]

-*hic*-

akele akele, guruji? Pass some here also

here....lele....

*passes some hangover to rock..*

I asked for the thing that causes the hangover not the hangover itself



*Gets himself a lot of asprin*



Slightly better now,

[black wizard]

so the moral of the story is, don't do drugs.

blasphemy!!!

[mark]

so the moral of the story is, don't do drugs.

blasphemy!!!

ok, the moral of the story is, don't do drugs with Virgin Mary.

[Sharjeel]

so the moral of the story is, don't do drugs.

blasphemy!!!

ok, the moral of the story is, don't do drugs with Virgin Mary.

:lol:



I don't share, anyway. It's mine, understand!? All mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!