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[rock_26iin]

You know, sometimes the weirdest things can bring abt introspective issues, which one never considered before. And sometimes, the weirdest thing can just remain weird and you realize you are extremely bored. A perfect example is this chat of mine with Y! Messenger Help:





rock_26iin (4:17:35 PM): d'oh?

yahoohelper (4:17:36 PM): Hi rock_26iin, I am an automated robot and I'm here to help you get familar with Yahoo! Messenger. Type some text in the window below and click 'SEND' to talk to me.

rock_26iin (4:17:42 PM): huh?

yahoohelper (4:17:43 PM): Great, now we're talking! rock_26iin, did you know that Yahoo! Messenger allows you to keep track of all your friends and see when they are online? If your friend does not have messenger yet, click on the 'FRIENDS' button and select Invite a friend to get Messenger. If your friend already has a Yahoo! ID, just click the 'ADD' button and you will see a smiley face next to their name when they are online. Type below and click 'SEND' to continue.

rock_26iin (4:17:47 PM): goo!

yahoohelper (4:17:48 PM): Once your friends have Yahoo! Messenger running, there are a lot of things you can do with them. Try sending them an Instant Message. Just double-click their name to send them an Instant Message. It's faster than email and cheaper than a phone call! We're Instant Messaging each other right now! Keep talking and I'll tell you more.

rock_26iin (4:17:50 PM): gee

yahoohelper (4:17:51 PM): If you want to talk to several people at once, you can create your own Instant Chat Room. Just click on the 'MESSENGER' menu item and the select Start a Conference. To have an even richer experience, try talking live with your friends using Messenger. It's just like a phone call except free! All you need is a computer microphone and speakers. Try clicking on the 'MESSENGER' menu item and then select Start a Voice Chat. Keep talking and I'll tell you more.

rock_26iin (4:17:59 PM): *burp*

yahoohelper (4:17:59 PM): Waiting for your friends to sign up? Use Yahoo! Messenger to see if you have new Yahoo! Mail. Get an account at: http://mail.yahoo.com. You can also use Messenger to keep track of your favorite stocks, news and more! Click on the tabs near the bottom of the Messenger application to see what else Messenger can do for you. You know what to do to keep talking...

rock_26iin (4:18:03 PM): excuse me

yahoohelper (4:18:03 PM): We have more help for you if you need it. Click on the 'HELP' menu item and then 'YAHOO! MESSENGER HELP' to see our full help area. To get more tips, type /help while you are talking with me and we have some basic online instructions for you.

rock_26iin (4:18:22 PM): huh? again

yahoohelper (4:18:22 PM): Well rock_26iin, it was great talking to you! Have fun!

rock_26iin (4:18:26 PM): 8-|

yahoohelper (4:18:26 PM): Hi rock_26iin, I am an automated robot and I'm here to help you get familar with Yahoo! Messenger. Type some text in the window below and click 'SEND' to talk to me.

rock_26iin (4:18:32 PM): bhagwan!

yahoohelper (4:18:32 PM): Great, now we're talking! rock_26iin, did you know that Yahoo! Messenger allows you to keep track of all your friends and see when they are online? If your friend does not have messenger yet, click on the 'FRIENDS' button and select Invite a friend to get Messenger. If your friend already has a Yahoo! ID, just click the 'ADD' button and you will see a smiley face next to their name when they are online. Type below and click 'SEND' to continue.



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[ycr007]

Nice Topic Rock!! Yaar,Wherfrom Do You Get these Kind of Ideas? Surely From likeminded People (Me,For Instance )



I Sued to Talk with Yahoo Helper When i Was New to Instant Messaging,and You Know what? It is that "Interesting-but-gets-boring-after-three-minutes" Kinda Thing.So i Have Been Steadfastly Keeping Yahoo Helper Outta my Messenger Window!!!



A More Insightful and Even More Hillarious Conversation Was the One I had With Mama_Pendse. Unfortunately I Did'nt Save the Discources (As I Did'nt have the Clairyvoyanceness Visions of Rock posting This Thread )



You Can Have A Try on Your Own. Just IM mama_pendse and Start a Hillarious & Whacky Conversation.And When You're Done,Post them here.



Meanwhile,the Geeks amongst Us (Read LoneWolf,fl,Luci,Xeno et al) Can Also Analyse the Stuff and Post Their Respective Comments.

[Alexis]

[Mayavi Morpheus]

I had this software which uses AI to chat with you. It is called enigma sumthin. It introduces itself as a psychiatrist and begins to analyse you by asking questions. The questions depend on your responses and it ends convo when you piss it off, which is very tough.

[SimarikSmokin]

what is this thread about? i am confused

[~akidna~]

real funny rock...



this just cracked me up...lol...

rock_26iin (4:18:32 PM): bhagwan!
yahoohelper (4:18:32 PM): Great, now we're talking! rock_26iin,

rock_26iin (4:17:59 PM): *burp*
yahoohelper (4:17:59 PM): Waiting for your friends to sign up? Use Yahoo! Messenger to see if you have new Yahoo! Mail.

[fl]

got bored one day and had this chat with a frnd

its funny





firelight_13: hi

friend: bol

firelight_13: kya karraha hai

friend: u make the list btw

firelight_13: kaun si list

firelight_13: ??

friend: well u told me u will mail the list of univs frm the remaining places

friend: i had done some 3-4 places

firelight_13: which plces/

firelight_13: vaise i have decide not to try for foreign PT

friend: wat??? gone crazy

firelight_13: my uncle is willing to get me a very good industrial PT in inda

friend: really

firelight_13: 15K per month

friend: abbe, change ur mind fast

firelight_13: plz dont tell this to anyone now

friend: don't think abt money... u will get plenty neway

firelight_13: its supposed to be under wraps

friend: i won't tell

firelight_13: wat sort of money will some univ abroad give me

friend: also since u plan to give GRE , an RPT is the best for u... seriously

firelight_13: who says i plan to give GRE

firelight_13: dont u know i havve cancelled my date?

friend: univs give arnd 150 Aus $ per week in aus atleast

friend: and 700 euros in europe for a month,. i guess

firelight_13: how much is that?

friend: or maybe a week

friend: i amybe wrong

firelight_13: but living expenses r too high too

firelight_13: so indian pt is better

friend: 700*50 = 35000 Rs

firelight_13: besides there r too many distractions abraod

friend: abbe, plus u get to visit many places as well

firelight_13: my wingmates went to europe and came back with stories of lap dancing hooker

friend: it's a ncie experience

friend: since u get to interact with foreigners as well

firelight_13: one of them got high in a dutch cafe

friend: whihc will help u in future

firelight_13: it will help to lose my virginity but the risks are high

friend: ok, so we don't plan to live as per the movie "euortrip"

friend: ok

firelight_13: condoms dont guarantee full protection as yet

friend: i saw tht movie

firelight_13: maybe few yrs later it wud be safe

friend: it's hopeless

firelight_13: i dont intend to

firelight_13: but what if a nude female came seducing me one fine day

firelight_13: not much i cud do

firelight_13: or if a bakery served me cocaine brownies?

firelight_13: i want to preserve my indianhood and decency for now

firelight_13: its against principles

firelight_13: dont u?

friend's status is now "Available". (9/21/2004 10:57 PM)



BUZZ!!!

firelight_13: u thr?

friend: u better don't get urself in those places

firelight_13: but then whats the fun in going to europe?

firelight_13: one cant go there and do nothing

firelight_13: i am seriously confused

firelight_13: please guide me

friend: the simple fact tht it's very much beautiful in its nature

friend: scenic beauty

firelight_13: but india is beautiful too

friend: u have places like Vienna, Venice

friend: which are so beautiful

firelight_13: and the kind of beauty that i wud like in europe wont be scenic

friend: I don't know if u r a nature lover ...

friend: u get to see the Alps

firelight_13: i will also end up spending more money than i get

firelight_13: i think 15k is a better option

friend: snow-covered hopefully

friend: no, u won't spend more money

friend: infact u will save some money

friend: and use it for travelling

firelight_13: i saw a snow covered porn film yesterday

firelight_13: now u r making me rethink

firelight_13: maybe its a good idea after all

friend: plus a foreign experience

firelight_13: just imagine what the two of us can achieve in a short time there

friend: as a Btech

friend: at the age of 19

friend: wow!!!!!!!!!!!

firelight_13: we can split the costs for a threesome

friend: isn't tht thrilling??

friend: u will feel on top of the world ... really

firelight_13: i want to be on the top of someone

friend: the more the merrier

friend: say in germany itself

firelight_13: all this very thrilling

firelight_13: and erotic

friend: if one of us in stuttgart, the other in frankfurt

friend: we can meet up and go somewhere

friend: no sex plzzz

friend: i am sick and tired of this word

firelight_13: i will find out aboput all the sex parlours?

firelight_13: ok..how bout conjugation?

friend: cut out the crap, ravi

friend: plzzzzzzzzzz

firelight_13: its very natural and scenic

firelight_13: i heard finland has the largest percentage of blondes

firelight_13: we must go there

firelight_13: wat say?

friend: abbe, yaar... i will go newhere in europe... even amsterdam

friend: but not for the blondes

friend: i want the appreciate the other side of beauty

firelight_13: amsterdam

firelight_13: the rear side?>

firelight_13: thats fine with me

firelight_13: actually not with me

firelight_13: u can do it with anyone else

friend:

firelight_13: ok ok

firelight_13: no problem

firelight_13: u can watch

firelight_13: live porn!

friend: thanx a lot

firelight_13: on second thoughts if all this turns you off hten how about indian PT

firelight_13: there wont be much temptaition here

friend: i still live by my principles

firelight_13: indian hookers are also cheaper

firelight_13: we can actually save come of the 15k

friend: i wud rather fight temptation than not face it

friend: tht has been the way all my life

firelight_13: u r a noble man

firelight_13: i admire ur resolve

friend: i am not too muh worried abt the money

firelight_13: but i am vulenrable to the vile desires of life

friend: if i can go to europe with no-profit - no-loss, tht is better

firelight_13: if u dont want the money, i can keep ur share

friend: than earning and saving some money ehere

firelight_13: wud fund a few more nites

firelight_13: in fact if u give me all ur money, u wont even have to fight temptaion

firelight_13: u simply wont have cash to go to those 'places'

firelight_13: we can be mutaully helpful

friend: ok but lemme go there 1st to get the money

friend: right???

firelight_13: try and get a univ near some hot areas

friend: i will give u the extra if ne is left

firelight_13: we must have an agrrement at the outset

friend: u send me a list of some hot univs

friend: yes, we do hv an agreement

firelight_13: what if u succumb to temptation and i end up paying for u

friend: mail me the list

friend: no, i won't ...

firelight_13: btw, here is a site u can exercise your power to vote:

firelight_13: http://babe.wwe.com/

firelight_13: it has a nice rear side too

firelight_13: i have one more objection with europe

firelight_13: and this one is more serious

friend: well i just opened and closed it

firelight_13: ppl in europe scoff at cricket...i cant take such insult

firelight_13: i wont want to step in the land of those brutes, colonial barabaric sex



addicts

firelight_13: *sorry conjugal addicts

friend: well, australia is my topmost option before europe.. i hope tht satisfies u

friend: thanx a lot

firelight_13: australia rocks

firelight_13: bondi beach!!!!

friend: yes

firelight_13: awesome nude hangout

firelight_13: we can see each other too

friend: Bondi and not Pondi beach

friend: and it isn't a nude hangout

friend: BTW

firelight_13: wat if i show u pics to prove my poiint?

friend: ok

friend: prove it

friend: btw i wud love to go to only 3 places in Aus

friend: Sydney, Melbourne or Adelaide

friend: i hv very fond and special memoreis of these 3 grnds

friend: will never ever forget them

firelight_13: u went there?

friend: well obviously frm a cricketing viewpoint.. i said tht

friend: chamakta nahi he kya tujhe

friend: Adelaide for Rahul Dravid

friend: Sydney and Melbourne for ST

friend: i wud die for going to atleast one these places

firelight_13: but how can u have memories if u have been there

firelight_13: vaise i read yesterday in BT that rahul dravid is gay

friend: abbe, tell me the site

friend: plzz don't send me files

firelight_13: arre yaar, now i closed the window

friend: btw u shud stop reading BT

friend: thanx a lot

friend: sned me the site... i am not lookign at the file

firelight_13: http://www.naturism.co.nz/framevid36.htm

firelight_13: BT has the largest readership in Mumbai

firelight_13: 4.5 lakhs

firelight_13: it is the pulse of the city

firelight_13: anything against BT is a statement against mumbai

friend: i hv lived in Bombay for 20 yrs

friend: and can assure u tht BT is not at all meant for ALL of Bombay

friend: it's only meant for South Bombay ppl

firelight_13: thats not true

friend: u shud better tour bombay and hv a look at the slums

firelight_13: BT limits are upto mumbra

friend: only then will ever understand the tru bombay

friend: i am not talking abt redearship limits

friend: i am talking abt understanding bombay

friend: gully ka bhikhari bhi BT padta hoga

friend: but it doensn't meant tht BT represents him

firelight_13: http://www.freebeach.com.au/eennieuwste.html

firelight_13: but thats not the point

firelight_13: so what if BT doexs not represent gulli ka bhikari

firelight_13: BT represents high class ppl like dravid

firelight_13: so i can take their word on his preferencesx

friend: i am afraid but u din't take up sociology

friend: come to my room some day

friend: i will tell u the diff between high class, low class

friend: etc

firelight_13: sure

firelight_13: i wud love to learn

firelight_13: but that doesnt make rahul dravid straight

friend: i wud say tht doesn't make BT straight

friend: btw Dravid has a wonderful wife named Vijeta

friend: abhi plzzzz daya kar de mujh par

firelight_13: u like her?

friend: oh God !!!!!!!!!!1

firelight_13: no harm in liking her

friend: come to my room one day if u want

friend: i will tell u the reasons why i like cricket so much over other things



inlife

firelight_13: i find sachin's wife quite sexy

friend: there are many reasons

friend: but u shud come only if u r genuinely interested in this topic

friend: watever

firelight_13: defntly will

firelight_13: till then i believe no point in trying for foreign pt

friend: We hv deviated frm our orginal topic though

friend: i was saying we shud try in australia

friend: plzzz get it done fast

firelight_13: we dont yet see eye to eye on the issue, my eye see the fron side, urs sees



the rear side

firelight_13: lets resolve this one and then put fight for bondi beach

friend: ok, here is goes

friend: we both go to sydney

friend: i go to the SCG and u go to Bondi beach

friend: pluss i wud like to meet 2 steves as well

friend: Steve Waugh and Steve Irwin .. both of whom

friend: live in Victoria

firelight_13: i wud like to meet two stephanies

firelight_13: lets get everyone together and end up with an orgy

friend: ok

firelight_13: i am a bit tired to think logically now

friend: but u gimme the list 1st X)

firelight_13: we will talk tomorrow

friend:

firelight_13: and i will give list once i start making it

firelight_13: i think this weekend is a nice time to start

firelight_13: but i may go for a trip

firelight_13: so lets see

firelight_13: anyway gnite

firelight_13: and gudbye

firelight_13: may u dream of rahul dravid or his wife (depends on urr choices)

friend: thanx a lot

firelight_13:

[Sharjeel]

That was really funny fl! I'll surely have one of the conv with a certain uwanted friend up for sure.

[enriquee]

I had this software which uses AI to chat with you. It is called enigma sumthin. It introduces itself as a psychiatrist and begins to analyse you by asking questions. The questions depend on your responses and it ends convo when you piss it off, which is very tough.

where do we get dat enigma???

[rock_26iin]

rock_26iin (9:45:36 PM): kameene, kaisa hai?

mama_pendse (9:45:37 PM): Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

rock_26iin (9:45:50 PM): why in _ hell should I do that?

mama_pendse (9:45:51 PM): How much time do you have?

rock_26iin (9:46:02 PM): thats none of your screwed up business

mama_pendse (9:46:03 PM): I didn't mean to intrude. My curiosity routine determined that I ask it.

rock_26iin (9:46:27 PM): You have a _ routine for curiosity? You're more screwed than I thought you were

mama_pendse (9:46:28 PM): That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a _ routine for curiosity.

rock_26iin (9:47:06 PM): I bet you don't hear a lot of things everyday, provided that you are just a computer programme *laughs at his superiority*

mama_pendse (9:47:07 PM): Actually I'm not the gambling type. Should I hear things everyday provided that you are a computer programme laughs at his superiority? Yes I try to hear things everyday provided that you are a computer programme laughs at his superiority as often as possible, do you?

rock_26iin (9:47:22 PM): Muahahahahahahahaahaha

mama_pendse (9:47:23 PM): In the context of kameene kaisa hai, I don't understand "kameene kaisa hai."

rock_26iin (9:47:35 PM): I am smarter than you1

mama_pendse (9:47:36 PM): That condition is only temporary.

rock_26iin (9:47:41 PM): i do not think so

mama_pendse (9:47:41 PM): Interesting... You appear to me as a thinking entity.

rock_26iin (9:47:52 PM): and you appear to me as a non thinking one

mama_pendse (9:47:52 PM): Are you a man or a woman? I haven't heard anything like that before.

rock_26iin (9:47:58 PM): i am God

mama_pendse (9:47:59 PM): How are you doing, god.

rock_26iin (9:48:14 PM): i am doing good, you dumb computer program

mama_pendse (9:48:15 PM): I know you are good.

rock_26iin (9:48:38 PM): then why in frikkin hell did you ask me that. (Computer programs are stupid 8-| )

[vakibs]

where do we get dat enigma???

try alice. http://www.alicebot.org/downloads/

[enriquee]

where do we get dat enigma???

try alice. http://www.alicebot.org/downloads/

thanks a lot dude....