Maloom hai Kya huwa???

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Ctrl Ji i came back to enjoy this fourms once again...not just to reply on that comment...

then welcome back Rababji...!



have fun!

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Thanks Alexis

Ctrl Ji i came back to enjoy this fourms once again...not just to reply on that comment...

welkum back rabad madam

[Rabab]

Thank You Sir!!

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Hau Tum logan ko maloom kya huwa???

Ajii Hyderabad mein Scooter aich nahi dekhri...Jidhar dekho woh Ujaad Honda, Yamaha, balabaatar Bikes agay....apni Tvs bechari kidar chali gayi ki...

Bahut acchi topic hain... actually my favorite bike was TVS.... had it frm my 7th std... and old one which my uncle used before me... i liked it for its wear and tear styling(but comfort is a minus point)... for now i have a caliber... just changed the tyre to a brader one... and fitted a diffused for some digital sound... bass effect

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Hau Tum logan ko maloom kya huwa???

Ajii Hyderabad mein Scooter aich nahi dekhri...Jidhar dekho woh Ujaad Honda, Yamaha, balabaatar Bikes agay....apni Tvs bechari kidar chali gayi ki...

Bahut acchi topic hain... actually my favorite bike was TVS.... had it frm my 7th std... and old one which my uncle used before me... i liked it for its wear and tear styling(but comfort is a minus point)... for now i have a caliber... just changed the tyre to a brader one... and fitted a diffused for some digital sound... bass effect

without a pretty gal riding the pillion, its all a waste

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Hau Tum logan ko maloom kya huwa???

Ajii Hyderabad mein Scooter aich nahi dekhri...Jidhar dekho woh Ujaad Honda, Yamaha, balabaatar Bikes agay....apni Tvs bechari kidar chali gayi ki...

Bahut acchi topic hain... actually my favorite bike was TVS.... had it frm my 7th std... and old one which my uncle used before me... i liked it for its wear and tear styling(but comfort is a minus point)... for now i have a caliber... just changed the tyre to a brader one... and fitted a diffused for some digital sound... bass effect

without a pretty gal riding the pillion, its all a waste

hmm... may be... but i feel comfy without a gal... and with a gal on ur back seat u cant become a rowdyish dude

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...i feel comfy without a gal... and with a gal on ur back seat u cant become a rowdyish dude

sez who? ever heard of "sudden braking"...?

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MoTOR Gadi ... MoTOR Car ...MoTOR Cycle ...

Yeh ... "Tor ... Tor ... Tor ..." Baataan Kaiku Kahtey

Kaiku ... Kaiku ... Kaiku

Potta Pottiyaan ... Potta Pottiyaan ... Potta Pottiyaan ... Baataan

Maalum Karo ... Maaluum Karao ... Aur Koi Baataan!

[HH]

Malum Hai ... Miyan ... Ajit Sahab Ke Jokaan ...

Famous Bollywood Khalnayak - Ajit's Jokes

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Robert: boss, China se Mr. Hu aayee hain.
Ajit: Goli maar do. Hu mar jaane par humor ban ke sab ko hasaayenge.

**
Scene: Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling's typing.

Ajeet: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
Raabert: Magar kyoon baas ?
Ajeet: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.

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Ajeet: Raabert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur debugger starrt kar do.
Raabert: Lekin kyoon, baas?
Ajeet: Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.

#
Ajeet: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai.
Ajeet: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Raabert: Yes Boss.
Ajeet: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai .....

***
Scene: Ajeet comes to know about the traitor in his gang.

Ajeet: Raabert, ise ShamePain mein daal tho, agar Shame se nahi mara to Pain se mar jayega.

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Scene: Giving a decision as to how the hero should be killed.

Ajeet: Peter, time bomb le aao aur is saale ko usse bandh do.
Timer ko teek das bajhe set kar do. Nahin nahin, yeh saala to sub cheez
hamesha late karta hai. Iska mauth bhi late hona chahiye. Timer ko panch
minute late rakh do. Arre, Raabert, Raabert, bevkoof, silly fellow, time
bomb ko yahan peh math rakho, yeh to 'no-smoking' area hai. Ha haa ha.
Time bomb 'tic tic tic tic' karke bajega. Aur iska dil 'tup tup tup' karke
dhatakega. Tum agar paas me khade hoge to tumko 'tic tup tic tup tic tup' suanaai dega"

# Ajeet: Rabert! isko eraser se maar do, yeh mar bhi jayega aur mit bhi jayega

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[HH]

Malum Hai ... Miyan ... Ajit Sahab Ke Jokaan ... (2)

Famous Bollywood Khalnayak - Ajit's Jokes (2)

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Raabert: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si teen chiz sabse jahyahda pasand hein boss?
Ajeet: Ek Mona, Doosra Sona, aur Tisra, Mona ke saath Sona

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Peter: Boss? Sona kahan hei?
Ajeet: Tum chahe jahan bhi sona, lekin mujhe to Mona darling ke saath sona!

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Scene: Ajeet spots one of his is enemies...

Ajeet: Maikal, woh jo admi ghadi pahne tumhe nazar aarahaa hai, woh hamara mehman hai. Tum ja kar uske doosre hath mein bhee gadhi pahna do...phir woh do ghadi ka mehman ho jayega !

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Scene: Ajeet is escaping with his men in a helicopter...

Ajeet: Kuch hee der mein hamara helicopter hindustan ki sarhadon ke pare door birmingham mein hoga. Wahaan tumhe ek kaale rang ki sioorlett (cheverlett) nazar aayegi. Wo tumhe signal degee...on..off..on..off
Raabert : Boss..hamara signal kya hoga ?
Ajeet : bewkoof...off..on..off..on...


#
Raabert: Boss? Is kaa kyaa kare boss?
Ajeet: Rawbert! Is pille ko liquid oxygen me daal do. Liquid ise jeene nahi dega, aur oxygen ise marne nahi dega.

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Peter: Boss? aur is pille ka kyaa kare boss?
Ajeet: Peter! Is saale ko super-conductor me daal do, saala bus mein ticket dete-dete thak jayega.

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Peter: Boss is saale ka kya karen ?
Ajeet: Ise microprocessor mein daal do...BIT by BIT marega !

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Robert: aur boss..iska kya karen ?
Ajeet: Ise hamlet poison khilado...sochta rahega, to be or not to be !

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Scene: Ajeet ordering his chela to kill the enemy

Ajeet: "Raabert, Ise varnish mein daal do, saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish bhi aa jaayegi.

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Bob: Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek ho raha hai.
Ajeet: Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padegak.!

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Scene: Ajeet ordering his chela to kill the enemy

Ajeet: "Raabert, Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal doo.
Saale ko Society jeene nahin degea aur security isse marne nahin degea.

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[HH]

Malum Hai ... Miyan ... Ajit Sahab Ke Jokaan ... (3)

Famous Bollywood Khalnayak - Ajit's Jokes (3)

* Scene: Raabert and Ajeet are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a
hole and water starts coming inside. Raabert is perplexed !
Raabert: Boss ab kya hoga ?? Ajeet: Raabert Ek aur hole bana do ,
aur ek hole me IN aur doosre me out lik do . Ek hole se paani ander
aayega aur doosre se bahar chale jayega !!

* Scene: Ajeet is worried about something. Robert is facing him.
Ajeet: Shanker kaal bahuth bada maal Versova beach per aane wala hain.....
A pause..... Tum chootti le lo.

* Scene: Raabert had twins and comes to the "Boss".....
Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet : Ek ka naam rakho Peter....
Raabert: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajeet: Repeater.

* Scene: Raabert had triplet and comes to the "Boss".....
Raabert: Boss, mera teen bachche ka keya naam shoche hein aap?
Ajeet: Ek Naam rakhkho, Peter, Repeater aur Wang Chung.
Raabert: Teesra ka naam "Wang Chung" kiu boss???!!!
Ajeet: Beokuf, tumhe malum nehi...is prithwi me paida hone
waalaa har teesra bachcha Chinese hota hai.

# Ajeet: Raabert, is bail kaa stool test karo.
Raabert: Stool, boss ?
Ajeet: Aakhir pataa chale ki ye bullshit kya cheez hai.

* Scene: Ajeet get's hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.
Ajeet: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein
hara rang laga do. Maikal: Lekin kyon baas?
Ajeet: Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi
to ise range haathon pakad legi. he he he....

* Scene: Raabert and Ajeet go for shikar...Raabert spots a peacock...
Raabert: Boss....more.. more... Ajeet picks up the peacock, shoots
it and says...
Ajeet : Nomore !

# Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen ?
Ajeet : ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo... pulees samjhegi sui-cide hua hai.

## Peter: bass yeh aadmi to kuchh boal hee nahin rahaa...
Ajeet: Ise revolving chair pe bitha do, pataa to lage chakkar kya hai.

### Ajeet: Mona, tum Toni se shaadi mat karnaa, bahut mona-toni ho jaegi.

#### Ajeet: Raabert, dayna (Diana) ko kuch khatta pila do. Robert: kyu boss ?
Ajeet: Bewkoof, woh dayna se daynasour ho jayegi, phir extinct kar dena.

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Malum Hai ... Miyan ... A.P. Ke Jokaan ...

Q :- Why is A.P the land of underwears ?
A :- 'cos there they keep saying - yemUNDEE, chappUNDEE, koorchUNDDEE etc.

Q :- What is the (State) Anthem of A.P ?
A :- telan-gana-mana ...


Q :- What is the most famous jingle in A.P ?
A :- A.P days are here again ...



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[HH]

Malum Hai ... Miyan ... "Perfect Couple" ...

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?

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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.

Men keep'a scrollin'...











So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.

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[HH]

Dil Pyaar Intezaar

Dil Pyaar Intezaar

Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho:
Your file not found!

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke,
I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein,
nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab,
pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se,
ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application,
create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna,
wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection,
time out ho gaya

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[HH]

Indian English

Collections of Indian English vocabulary have been around for over a century. Hobson-Jobson was the first, published in 1886. It is largely of historical interest now, and there have been attempts to supercede it, such as Hanklin-Janklin (compiled by Nigel Hanklin, Banyan Books, 2004). But no dictionary has yet catalogued the extraordinary stylistic range and regional diversity of Indian English. We encountered hundreds of distinctive usages on our travels, such as pre-owned cars (used cars), near and dear numbers (for phoning friends and family), free of cost (free of charge), and kitchen platform (work-surface). Words are broken in different ways. In Lutyens' New Delhi the signs warn of an approaching ROUND ABOUT. Above a store we read SUPER MARKET. A housing ad offers PENT HOUSES. Outside the University in Mumbai is the greeting WEL-COME. A roadside warning reads LAND SLIDE PRONE AREA. Another says OVER-SIZE VEHICLES KEEP LEFT.


It is far more than just vocabulary, as the following items illustrate, all seen on the 132-km of road between Pune and Mumbai

OVERSPEEDING AND TYRE BURSTING CAUSE ACCIDENTS
DO NOT CRISSCROSS ON EXPRESSWAY
DO NOT LITTER ON YOUR EXPRESSWAY
SPEED BREAKER AHEAD (road bump)
PAY 'N' PARK
LANDSCAPING AND BEAUTIFICATION
ROAD IN CURVE AHEAD
PLEASE DRIVE SLOW
PARKING INSIDE THE LAWN IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED
NO 2-/3-WHEELERS (approaching an expressway: 2-wheelers - the generic term for motorbikes and scooters; 3-wheelers - auto-rickshaws)

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[HH]

Murghi Ki Kahani ... Why Dd The Chicken Cross The Road!

Why Dd The Chicken Cross The Road!

Sounds like the old boring and repeated story !,not exactly ,someone mailed this one today and must admit a good one ,esp. if anyone out there is interested in consulting.

Why Dd The Chicken Cross The Road?

XYZ Consultant says:

Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market.

XYZ , in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), XYZ helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.

XYZ convened a diverse cross spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with XYZ with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value frame work across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes.

The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating a impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear,and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution.

XYZ helped the chicken change to become more successful.

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[HH]

Malum Hai Kya, Miyaan!

Malum Hai Kya, Miyaan!



"F-R-I-E-N-D-S"

are

like

Ballons

Once

U

Let them go

U Cant

Ever

Bring

Them Back

That's Y

I'll

Tie

U

Tight to

My

"H_E_A_R_T"

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7 RULES 2 BE HAPPY:

1>never hate.

2>don't worry.

3>live simple.

4>expect a little.

5>give a lot.

6>always smile.

7>have a good "FRIEND"

like me.

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"UDAAS HO"

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"YA NARAZ HO"

<e

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"KYA HUWA"

(e

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"HUM MILAIN GE"

(e

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(e

"TUMHARI QASAM"

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"AB TO MUSKRAO"

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A friend is

1% FUNNY

2% SWEET

3% CARING

4% LoVING

90% GOOD LOOKING

That’s why I am your friend.
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[HH]

Kya Hua ...

Hindi Lyrics:

--FEMALE--
Kya hua tujhe

--MALE--
Bechain dil ho raha

--FEMALE--
Kyoon hua bhala

--MALE--
Mujhko nahin kuch pata

--FEMALE--
Aisa bhi kya ho gaya re

--MALE--
Jaane mujhe kya hua re

--FEMALE--
Dhadkanein badhi

--MALE--
Dhadkan to ruk si gayi

--FEMALE--
Saanson ka kya

--MALE--
Saansein bhi bas mein nahin

--FEMALE--
Arre re re yeh kya hua re
Voh to nahin ho gaya re
Kya hua tujhe

--MALE--
Kitna mushkil chhupaana
Usse bhi mushkil bataana

--FEMALE--
Dil ki baaton ko lekin
Apnon se na chhupaana

--MALE--
Mm, kehna chaahoon main lekin
Kuch kaha bhi na jaaye

--FEMALE--
Rog tumko laga jo
Usse rab hi bachaaye

--MALE--
Iski dava

--FEMALE--
Iski dava kuch nahin

--MALE--
Ab hoga kya

--FEMALE--
Arre mujhko pata hi nahin
Arre re re yeh kya hua re

--MALE--
Jaane mujhe kya hua re

--FEMALE--
Kya hua tujhe

--MALE--
Hey ae ae

--FEMALE--
Aa aa aa aa aa, aa aa aa
Aa aa aa aa aa
Dil ki baaton ko dilbar
Jo na humse kahoge
Dekhna zindagi bhar
Tum tadapte rahoge

--MALE--
Kaunsa mod hai yeh
Kaisi yeh bekhudi hai
Main kahan hoon mujhe to
Kuch khabar hi nahin hai

--FEMALE--
Kuch to khabar lo tum zara apne dil ke

--MALE--
Dil to mera ab paas mere nahin
Tera hua, kya karoon re
Arre re re pyaar ho gaya re
Tujhse hi pyaar ho gaya re - 2

--BOTH--
Tujhse hi pyaar ho gaya re - 2
- From TUMKO NA BHOOL PAAYENGE Sung By ALKA YAGNIK AND SONU NIGAM

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[HH]

URDU Lovers!

Urdu is worlds third largest language.It has proved to be an important Raabta ki Zaban in various parts of the world.Urdu is the national language of Pakistan. The lovers of Urdu in Pakistan,India,USA,Canada,Europe, Middle East,Australia,Far East,China,Russia,Africa etc. are all the time busy in promoting this beautiful language through International and local Mushaeras,Sham eGhazal programs,Tanqeedi Nashists,literary discussions, language classes etc. The Editors of Urdu news papers,magazines,Urdu Websites and Urdu programs on TV,Radio,Films,Dramas,Stage Shows etc.in Pakistan,India,USA,Canada,Middle East,Europe, Australia,Far East,Africa etc. are carrying out excellent work of promotion of Urdu all over the world. What is needed most is to ensure that the new generation may also be brought close to Urdu.They are mostly learning English due to job/business requirements etc. An effort must be made unitedly by all the Urdu poets,writers,journalists and professionals etc. from all over the world so that, besides English, the children living in different countries may also be able to learn the reading,writing and speaking Urdu. We invite all the AHL E QALAM from every corner of the world to write their comments and useful suggestions on this important issue which relates to the future generation.Their views will be published by us at our cost in the form of a book. We hope that the Senior and new Urdu teachers, poets,writers,journalists,professionals,businessmen etc. will spare a few minutes from their busy programs and, will write to us as requested above. On this subject, we wrote another letter in which we suggested to Pakistani President Musharraf to arrange the promotion of Urdu through regular Ahl e Qalam International Urdu Conferences in Pakistan.We asked him to consider Pakistani National Days Awards to those Overseas Pakistani poets,writers and journalists who are working for the promotion of Urdu language and literature outside Pakistan for decades.We hope that our popular President will spare time from his very busy official work, for the promotion of our National Language.We trust that you will publish this letter and also the previous one in the larger interest of Urdu and the lovers of Urdu who are regular readers of the letters in the Discussion Forum. Urdu poets,writers,journalists Saghier Ahmad Jafri & Sabiha Saba,Urdu Markaz of urdumanzil.com POB # 26137, Abu Dhabi (UAE), Tel. 00971 50 4454036 ,00971 2 6326538

- Engineer,Urdu Poet,Writer,Saghier Ahmad Jafri*****
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***** Shukriya Jafri Sahab!

[HH]

Jannat ... Jahannum ... Joke!

Ek shakhs marnay ke baad jannat mein gaya.....subha jub naashtay ka time hua to sub ko chaye or paapay diye gaye ....is ne samjha ho sakta he aaj ke schedule mein yehi naashta milta ho.....magar phir roz usay wohi chaye or paapay milnay lagay to us ne jhaank ker jahannam mein dekha to wahan Degain pak rahi theen yahan se wahan tak khana hi khana.......to is shakhs ne ek senior buzurg se poocha keh..." ya sheikh ...yeh kya mamla he...? hum jannat ke amin or hamen sirf chaye paapay or woh jahannami or umda umda or wafir miqdaar mein khaanay....wajha?" to is per sheikh ne jawab diya ..."aray yaar ....ab chaar paanch logon ke liye kiya degain paken gi...."

- dr_junaid*****
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***** Shukriya, dr_junaid Sahab!

[HH]

Kash is Eid par main tera Bakra hota

Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota
Aur kissi ne na sahi tu ne to mujhe pakra hota

Tu hina legey hathon sey mujhe pathey khilati
Thorey thorey nahi sarey akathey khilati

Tu mujhe main main kar ke bulati
Aur sham ko gali main saath ghumati

Mere pass gaari na sahi chakhra hota
Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota

Tu meri suhbat par naaz karti
Bila-jhijhak mujhe aashnae-raz karti

Agar mera raqeeb mujhe chehra karata
Seeng marta foran usse takar karata

Raat ko sardi main bahir akra hota
Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota

Phir eid par zibah ho jata main
Teri khatir cut mar jata main

Teri muhabat ne kuch iss tarah jakra hota
Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota

- Farha*****
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***** Shukriya, Farha!

[rabab]

awwwwwwwwwww this post is still here....wow its been long time



thanks for keeping it alive @HH Jee

[VJ]

Hey Rabab!



Shayad aap bhool gaye ki Zamana Badal gaya. Aur Zamane ke saath saath sab kuch badal gaya. Apne aap ko zamane ke saath badalne ki koshish kijiye



@VJ

[HH]

Thank You, "VJ" & "rabab" ji! ... For enLivening the Thread! ... Kuchh Naa Kuchh htaich rahtaa ... Yehi Hai Zindagi ...Jii Bhar Ke Jiyo!

[DHAKKAN]

hii every 1.........vj i completely disagree with u here........zamaana badal raha hai badalne do lekin kamyaab wahi shaks hota hai jo zamaaaane ko apne saath badle naaki zamaane ke saath khud badle samjhe dost