i want career guidance plz help!!!!!

[IMFBreturns]

now U're Pulling My Leg.......

I didn't see that as part of the instructions....but CAD...wo we need to do that too?! hehe

[3 T'z]

Can i get some info. about VIT.. coz a cousin of mine wants 2 getin..hasnt written da enterance exam..so wants to try out for da NRI quota..
it around 3-4 lakhs rs per yr,is it really worth that much? i mean an engg. degree for tht amount?!
and does it have a good rankin among the other indian engg colleges..?!

hmm... i donno abt gettin in thru NRI but gettin in thru management quota is okay. ECE they ask 8 lakhs. biotec 8. cse and IT 7. all others 5. Mech. engg is very good in VIT....

if i had that money, i'd set up my own business and give jobs to others...

...head to the old city and u can have any certificate from any reputed institute/varsity for one-tenth the cost

but may be u must pay double the money to get a bail.....

Err....Can I have the Address CADji?

no address. head to charminar. at the cafe in the entrance of Lad Bazaar, try to spot a long haired, bearded beggar without legs and a big scar on his face. approach him, slip him 100 bucks and say "God ki dua hai". now go stand next to the small temple attached to Charminar.
within five minutes, a teenaged girl with a basket of flowers would approach you with a smile. tear your eyes off her chest, look at her face, smile and repeat "God ki dua hai".
When she sets her basket on the road, slip a paper with the following details written on it: name of the institute u want certificate from, name of the course, year of passing u need, and your name that has to appear on the certificate. she'll leave at once.
in another 10 minutes a samosa seller on a bicycle would come and quote a price. if u agree, go and get the money in an envelope and be back in the same place in exactly 2 hours. an old lady beggar would approach u with a bowl. if she winks at u and blows a kiss, slip the envelop into her bowl.
return next day at 6pm and collect your certificate.

simple!

is tht how u got urs CAD?!

[3 T'z]

Can i get some info. about VIT.. coz a cousin of mine wants 2 getin..hasnt written da enterance exam..so wants to try out for da NRI quota..
it around 3-4 lakhs rs per yr,is it really worth that much? i mean an engg. degree for tht amount?!
and does it have a good rankin among the other indian engg colleges..?!

hmm... i donno abt gettin in thru NRI but gettin in thru management quota is okay. ECE they ask 8 lakhs. biotec 8. cse and IT 7. all others 5. Mech. engg is very good in VIT....

if i had that money, i'd set up my own business and give jobs to others...

...head to the old city and u can have any certificate from any reputed institute/varsity for one-tenth the cost

i know thts damn costly...isleyai wanted more info.!

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...head to charminar. at the cafe in the entrance of Lad Bazaar, try to spot a long haired, bearded beggar without legs and a big scar on his face. approach him, slip him 100 bucks and say "God ki dua hai". now go stand next to the small temple attached to Charminar.
within five minutes, a teenaged girl with a basket of flowers would approach you with a smile. tear your eyes off her chest, look at her face, smile and repeat "God ki dua hai".
When she sets her basket on the road, slip a paper with the following details written on it: name of the institute u want certificate from, name of the course, year of passing u need, and your name that has to appear on the certificate. she'll leave at once.
in another 10 minutes a samosa seller on a bicycle would come and quote a price. if u agree, go and get the money in an envelope and be back in the same place in exactly 2 hours. an old lady beggar would approach u with a bowl. if she winks at u and blows a kiss, slip the envelop into her bowl.
return next day at 6pm and collect your certificate.

simple!

is tht how u got urs CAD?!

shhhhhh...deewaron ke bhi kaan hote hain......

[3 T'z]

...head to charminar. at the cafe in the entrance of Lad Bazaar, try to spot a long haired, bearded beggar without legs and a big scar on his face. approach him, slip him 100 bucks and say "God ki dua hai". now go stand next to the small temple attached to Charminar.
within five minutes, a teenaged girl with a basket of flowers would approach you with a smile. tear your eyes off her chest, look at her face, smile and repeat "God ki dua hai".
When she sets her basket on the road, slip a paper with the following details written on it: name of the institute u want certificate from, name of the course, year of passing u need, and your name that has to appear on the certificate. she'll leave at once.
in another 10 minutes a samosa seller on a bicycle would come and quote a price. if u agree, go and get the money in an envelope and be back in the same place in exactly 2 hours. an old lady beggar would approach u with a bowl. if she winks at u and blows a kiss, slip the envelop into her bowl.
return next day at 6pm and collect your certificate.

simple!

is tht how u got urs CAD?!

shhhhhh...deewaron ke bhi kaan hote hain......

doez ur boss access FH?! ..

[CtrlAltDel]

...head to charminar. at the cafe in the entrance of Lad Bazaar, try to spot a long haired, bearded beggar without legs and a big scar on his face. approach him, slip him 100 bucks and say "God ki dua hai". now go stand next to the small temple attached to Charminar.
within five minutes, a teenaged girl with a basket of flowers would approach you with a smile. tear your eyes off her chest, look at her face, smile and repeat "God ki dua hai".
When she sets her basket on the road, slip a paper with the following details written on it: name of the institute u want certificate from, name of the course, year of passing u need, and your name that has to appear on the certificate. she'll leave at once.
in another 10 minutes a samosa seller on a bicycle would come and quote a price. if u agree, go and get the money in an envelope and be back in the same place in exactly 2 hours. an old lady beggar would approach u with a bowl. if she winks at u and blows a kiss, slip the envelop into her bowl.
return next day at 6pm and collect your certificate.

simple!

is tht how u got urs CAD?!

shhhhhh...deewaron ke bhi kaan hote hain......

doez ur boss access FH?! ..

naah! he's a typical manager: only knows how to check mail and browse for porn

[akhilis2cool]

...head to charminar. at the cafe in the entrance of Lad Bazaar, try to spot a long haired, bearded beggar without legs and a big scar on his face. approach him, slip him 100 bucks and say "God ki dua hai". now go stand next to the small temple attached to Charminar.
within five minutes, a teenaged girl with a basket of flowers would approach you with a smile. tear your eyes off her chest, look at her face, smile and repeat "God ki dua hai".
When she sets her basket on the road, slip a paper with the following details written on it: name of the institute u want certificate from, name of the course, year of passing u need, and your name that has to appear on the certificate. she'll leave at once.
in another 10 minutes a samosa seller on a bicycle would come and quote a price. if u agree, go and get the money in an envelope and be back in the same place in exactly 2 hours. an old lady beggar would approach u with a bowl. if she winks at u and blows a kiss, slip the envelop into her bowl.
return next day at 6pm and collect your certificate.

simple!

is tht how u got urs CAD?!

shhhhhh...deewaron ke bhi kaan hote hain......

doez ur boss access FH?! ..

naah! he's a typical manager: only knows how to check mail and browse for porn

how do u know he browses porn?

[SeH]

dont opt for IT unless u r really interested AND have an aptitude for programming. do not join IT just coz yr neighbor or cousin is a successful IT professional.

Though Civil & Chemical Engg. are touted to be Evergreen Branches,they're on their way Down.

u r wrong mi boi...that is old data u have! Civil Engg is already on its way up....who do u think is leading the construction boom all over india in the recent times?

Thz CAD for the support. Yeah as CAD said the construction is in a boom & ppl are short of professional Engineers in the US. None is opting for civil engineering degree nowdays. There are heavy restoration projects on their way. Am not creatin a hype cuz am one amongst them. Its a fact. I know the pay is prolly half of wat a IT prof makes but its a stable job and aint no problems of relocation.



We have recently thot of outsourcing the projects to India. heheheh... am serious. prolly my frnd wud be in India in Dec for campus recruitment.

[Ar!e$]

Can i get some info. about VIT.. coz a cousin of mine wants 2 getin..hasnt written da enterance exam..so wants to try out for da NRI quota..
it around 3-4 lakhs rs per yr,is it really worth that much? i mean an engg. degree for tht amount?!
and does it have a good rankin among the other indian engg colleges..?!

hmm... i donno abt gettin in thru NRI but gettin in thru management quota is okay. ECE they ask 8 lakhs. biotec 8. cse and IT 7. all others 5. Mech. engg is very good in VIT....

if i had that money, i'd set up my own business and give jobs to others...

...head to the old city and u can have any certificate from any reputed institute/varsity for one-tenth the cost

but may be u must pay double the money to get a bail.....

Err....Can I have the Address CADji?

no address. head to charminar. at the cafe in the entrance of Lad Bazaar, try to spot a long haired, bearded beggar without legs and a big scar on his face. approach him, slip him 100 bucks and say "God ki dua hai". now go stand next to the small temple attached to Charminar.
within five minutes, a teenaged girl with a basket of flowers would approach you with a smile. tear your eyes off her chest, look at her face, smile and repeat "God ki dua hai".
When she sets her basket on the road, slip a paper with the following details written on it: name of the institute u want certificate from, name of the course, year of passing u need, and your name that has to appear on the certificate. she'll leave at once.
in another 10 minutes a samosa seller on a bicycle would come and quote a price. if u agree, go and get the money in an envelope and be back in the same place in exactly 2 hours. an old lady beggar would approach u with a bowl. if she winks at u and blows a kiss, slip the envelop into her bowl.
return next day at 6pm and collect your certificate.

simple!

pehley nahi bolna tha itney saal kaun partha tha fir..

[enriquee]

hey guys,

now i also have an offer to join M.S Software engineering in VIT..... Wat say guyzzz?? shall i join ????

[enriquee]

i am in a dilemma

[CtrlAltDel]

hey guys,
now i also have an offer to join M.S Software engineering in VIT..... Wat say guyzzz?? shall i join ????

MS..? didnt u just finish yr 12th/Intermediate?

[enriquee]

hey guys,
now i also have an offer to join M.S Software engineering in VIT..... Wat say guyzzz?? shall i join ????

MS..? didnt u just finish yr 12th/Intermediate?

its an integrated course for 5 years....

[Ar!e$]

hey guys,
now i also have an offer to join M.S Software engineering in VIT..... Wat say guyzzz?? shall i join ????

arey yaar tum itney confused kyu ho life mein.. har ek baat pouchtey ho yaha par..

[enriquee]

hey guys,
now i also have an offer to join M.S Software engineering in VIT..... Wat say guyzzz?? shall i join ????

arey yaar tum itney confused kyu ho life mein.. har ek baat pouchtey ho yaha par..

hehe.... i told u naa juss askin ur suggestions.... and boys are always confused.... donn think gals are intelligent...

[Ar!e$]

hey guys,
now i also have an offer to join M.S Software engineering in VIT..... Wat say guyzzz?? shall i join ????

arey yaar tum itney confused kyu ho life mein.. har ek baat pouchtey ho yaha par..

hehe.... i told u naa juss askin ur suggestions.... and boys are always confused.... donn think gals are intelligent...

God ! next thing u'l ask is wht kind of clothes should i wear 2 impress the girls .. ..and grls woudnt ask ur type of q's on the DB for sure..

[enriquee]

hey guys,
now i also have an offer to join M.S Software engineering in VIT..... Wat say guyzzz?? shall i join ????

arey yaar tum itney confused kyu ho life mein.. har ek baat pouchtey ho yaha par..

hehe.... i told u naa juss askin ur suggestions.... and boys are always confused.... donn think gals are intelligent...

God ! next thing u'l ask is wht kind of clothes should i wear 2 impress the girls .. ..and grls woudnt ask ur type of q's on the DB for sure..

btw wat is DB???

[CtrlAltDel]

hey guys,
now i also have an offer to join M.S Software engineering in VIT..... Wat say guyzzz?? shall i join ????

arey yaar tum itney confused kyu ho life mein.. har ek baat pouchtey ho yaha par..

hehe.... i told u naa juss askin ur suggestions.... and boys are always confused.... donn think gals are intelligent...

God ! next thing u'l ask is wht kind of clothes should i wear 2 impress the girls .. ..and grls woudnt ask ur type of q's on the DB for sure..

btw wat is DB???

Dim Bulb

[Ar!e$]

hey guys,
now i also have an offer to join M.S Software engineering in VIT..... Wat say guyzzz?? shall i join ????

arey yaar tum itney confused kyu ho life mein.. har ek baat pouchtey ho yaha par..

hehe.... i told u naa juss askin ur suggestions.... and boys are always confused.... donn think gals are intelligent...

God ! next thing u'l ask is wht kind of clothes should i wear 2 impress the girls .. ..and grls woudnt ask ur type of q's on the DB for sure..

btw wat is DB???

Dim Bulb

[fl]

...Civil Engg is already on its way up....who do u think is leading the construction boom all over india in the recent times?

A common misconception here is that Civil Engineers are only supposed to do construction work. That is more for the architects and the masons to do. A civil engineer is called in only when the building plan has to be approved. He/she basically checks for safety, environment-friendliness, etc.

A major chunk of the work that civil engineers do is town planning. They decide how and where the sewerage lines get laid, the roads that are to be built, the railway lines, the traffic and street lights, and other stuff that we don't even think about.

it is also a misconception that the current(expected) boom in construction industry will benefit the civil enginners who will be passingout this year or even in the next few years. the starting salaries are very low and undastandably so. one can become a computer science engineer in 4 yrs but cant become a civil engineer in the same time. what matters is the experience and not the degree.



the only thing which can cause a real boom in the civil industry is a third world war and nothin else.



fl

[ycr007]

hey guys,
now i also have an offer to join M.S Software engineering in VIT..... Wat say guyzzz?? shall i join ????

MS..? didnt u just finish yr 12th/Intermediate?

its an integrated course for 5 years....

Have u paid the Fees for The Prev Course?



Integrated MS Is Good I think

[enriquee]

hey guys,
now i also have an offer to join M.S Software engineering in VIT..... Wat say guyzzz?? shall i join ????

MS..? didnt u just finish yr 12th/Intermediate?

its an integrated course for 5 years....

Have u paid the Fees for The Prev Course?

Integrated MS Is Good I think

Yaa have already paid the fees.... and i also have a doubt they say M.S Software engineering is equal to M.E in UK... is it true.. and this course is also accreditted by IEE U.K... they say is internationally recognised....