Ruck Fules

[Jaszalcatraz]

Let this be the thread that makes the Mods nervous. But since we have an honor code of our own, lets not cross that.



I hope to see Agony's Requiem's poems over here

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[ycr007]

ROFL!!!



Took me some time to Understand the Title......



BTW,What r we supposed 2 Post here?

[agonys_requiem]

ahhh ma man.. you make me effin happy... .sighhh....



Skull fragments are flying through the air

Brains and blood scattered just about everywhere you look

Swing of the hatchet gives permanent damage,

Head fractured, gaping hole

To incise the cranium



Slit open crushed eyeballs dripping hanging from the sockets

Steel cracked bone with fatal trauma to the cerebellum

Useful lust of gore



Hatchet to the head



Rekindled gore obsess rend the weak

Mutilate then murder consciously

Death brought to the enemies of the past

A life of beheading I must have

Pure revenge is burning inside me



Slit open crushed eyeballs dripping hanging from the sockets

Steel cracked bone with fatal trauma to the cerebellum

Useful lust of gore



Hatchet to the head

Hatchet to the head

Hatchet to the head

Hatchet to the head

Hatchet to the head



Forced from deep inside to hunt you

Bludgeoned torn apart veins erupted

Forever headless rotting corpse

Recognition you are now beyond



Wretched, onslaught, slaughter



Faceless flesh remains from the victims

Hacked with brutal force until slain

Consumed with anger, lunacy

Relentless killing dependency





Slit open crushed eyeballs dripping hanging from the sockets

Steel cracked bone with fatal trauma to the cerebellum

Useful lust of gore



Hatchet to the head

Hatchet to the head

Hatchet to the head

Hatchet to the head

Hatchet to the head



Chop it off!





i shall be back with more later.. tht be my promise....

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BTW,What r we supposed 2 Post here?

anything that wud ruck the fules...

[mark]

[SS mode] OK so if you had a choice between injecting hydrocloric acid into your eyeballs, or having each of your fingers slowly chopped off with a rusty garden shears, which would it be?[/SS mode]

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[SS mode] OK so if you had a choice between injecting hydrocloric acid into your eyeballs, or having each of your fingers slowly chopped off with a rusty garden shears, which would it be?[/SS mode]

you shud've left out the commas to get the authentic SS-effect

[agonys_requiem]

BTW,What r we supposed 2 Post here?

anything that wud ruck the fules...

by the nuts of a sick duckin god!!! imma fother muckin rape this thread.... hell yuck feah!!!! ..... to all concerned ... mlow be.... long and hard... *snicker* *snicker*

[Jaszalcatraz]

BTW,What r we supposed 2 Post here?

When I started this thread, I was kinda pissed because I had recieved another email from the Mod threatening to ban me. The following is my account of things that led to me recieving the email.

(in the Shoutbox) Saturday 6 PM
fh is boring

FOllowing are my shouts later

Sunday morning 4:25 AM after Mark's Party
Lotsa smoke and booze certifies that I Rule

1 min later Wrong grammer......._ me

The previous shout was removed by the Mods.

I logged in next at 12 in the afternoon.
Our popular and eloquent friend Archiii said the following

how do people wake up so early on a sunday!!!!!!

To which charming old me replied with something that vaguely reads like this

You are so full of shit. You are acting as if you partied hard all nite yesterday and would die if you got up any earlier.......Imposter.

Morever some nerve you have for coming back after calling FH boring

I am pretty sure I did not use any expletives.

Then I got the following email

Your comments against Archiii (gift_a_smile) on the DBs (the shoutbox) were in very
poor taste, and completely unprovoked. She has every right to say what she
said, and if you wanted to respond, it should have been in a completely
different tone - she's a highly educated and nice person, an asset to any
community she belongs to.

We are very strict about personal comments on fullhyd.com. You keep getting
on the verge of getting banned through such completely ill-considered acts.
Please do not do it again, next time we will not be able to ignore it.

Frankly it sounds as if Archiii is a personal friend of the Mods hence this specialist treatment.



Unfair Innit.





One observation though....if I said something like this to someone that I'm normally friendly with I wouldnt be reprimanded. Since this is a newbie I get a warning.

For better examples see Curse Fest Threads......some pretty indecent (er...poor taste) and unprovoked stuff written there.



Hence Ruck Fules.

PLease post the things that normally would get you banned.......if the Mods get pissed.....just blame me for provoking you.....then only I will get banned while you will have said all you want. If I go...let me go in a blaze of glory.

1 more thing.......I aint pissed.......just bloody tired of the newbies who've made no contribs to the boards but started a billion threads about sex.

[mark]

you need to take up a hobbie like knitting or something man. something stress relieving. it's not like any profound deep meaningful conversations are going on elsewhere. basically treat the presence of people you don't like like a scab. if you pick it, it'll get worse. best to leave it to fall off by itself. note: i'm not saying archii is a scab. but you know what i mean. if you feed the trolls then you become a troll yourself. i'm not saying that you shouldn't insult people, you wouldn't be Jasz if you didn't, i'm just saying give the newbees a break. Point out to them in a fatherly way what they are doing wrong. i've been fighting the urge to flame recently as well, but its more fun to string people along and make them look idiotic than to diss at them.

[agonys_requiem]

you need to take up a hobbie like knitting or something man. something stress relieving. it's not like any profound deep meaningful conversations are going on elsewhere. basically treat the presence of people you don't like like a scab. if you pick it, it'll get worse. best to leave it to fall off by itself. note: i'm not saying archii is a scab. but you know what i mean. if you feed the trolls then you become a troll yourself. i'm not saying that you shouldn't insult people, you wouldn't be Jasz if you didn't, i'm just saying give the newbees a break. Point out to them in a fatherly way what they are doing wrong. i've been fighting the urge to flame recently as well, but its more fun to string people along and make them look idiotic than to diss at them.

yes yes.. i agree so vehemently with my friend here tht i cud do stuff to the bubble wrap lyin next to me.. honest......



*hugsss*

[Jaszalcatraz]

**grunts** You are right.

I need to channelize my energies into something more useful. I could maybe write poetry like AR. Or maybe type long fother mucking monologues like Marko. Or maybe I should just shake my head and wank off more often.

I think a basic rewiring of my brain will be best for me.

[akhilis2cool]

**grunts** You are right.
I need to channelize my energies into something more useful. I could maybe write poetry like AR. Or maybe type long fother mucking monologues like Marko. Or maybe I should just shake my head and wank off more often.
I think a basic rewiring of my brain will be best for me.

errr...mmm....try yoga

[Jaszalcatraz]

errr...mmm....try yoga

Kya akhil bhai....aap tho mujhe aise advice de rahe ho jaise something is really wrong with me. Do ya think so?

[akhilis2cool]

errr...mmm....try yoga

Kya akhil bhai....aap tho mujhe aise advice de rahe ho jaise something is really wrong with me. Do ya think so?

hehehehehe...i dont think nethiongs wrong with u...but doing yoga is better than knitting sweaters as mark had suggested



neway...u can do nething that relaxes u

[Mayavi Morpheus]

neway...u can do nething that relaxes u

dissing noobs is relaxing and thats what he does

[Jaszalcatraz]

neway...u can do nething that relaxes u

dissing noobs is relaxing and thats what he does

Finally someone who understands. Thanx Mayavi. But for the sake of "society" I wont diss them so fast.

From now on I'll let them get comfortable and addicted.

Then I'll act as if they are my best and only friend to whom they can confide their deepest darkest secret.

Then I'll screw their happiness.

[mark]

neway...u can do nething that relaxes u

dissing noobs is relaxing and thats what he does

Finally someone who understands. Thanx Mayavi. But for the sake of "society" I wont diss them so fast.
From now on I'll let them get comfortable and addicted.
Then I'll act as if they are my best and only friend to whom they can confide their deepest darkest secret.
Then I'll screw their happiness.

eat their babies Jasz.

[Jaszalcatraz]

Marko.....Have I told ya how brilliant your countrymen are? Here's a good curse



May his pipe never smoke, may his teapot be broke

And to add to the joke, may his kettle ne’er boil,

May he keep to the bed till the hour that he’s dead,

May he always be fed on hogwash and boiled oil,

May he swell with the gout, may his grinders fall out,

May he roll howl and shout with the horrid toothache,

May the temples wear horns, and the toes many corns,

Of the monster that murdered Nell Flaherty’s drake.



May his spade never dig may his sow never pig

May each hair on his wig be well thrashed with a flail

May his door have no latch, may his house have no thatch,

May his turkey not hatch, may the rats eat his meat

May every old fairy, from Cork to Dunleary,

Dip him snug and airy in river or lake,

Where the eel and the trout may feed on the snout

Of the monster that murdered Neill Falheerty’s drake

[mark]

Marko.....Have I told ya how brilliant your countrymen are? Here's a good curse

May his pipe never smoke, may his teapot be broke
And to add to the joke, may his kettle ne’er boil,
May he keep to the bed till the hour that he’s dead,
May he always be fed on hogwash and boiled oil,
May he swell with the gout, may his grinders fall out,
May he roll howl and shout with the horrid toothache,
May the temples wear horns, and the toes many corns,
Of the monster that murdered Nell Flaherty’s drake.

May his spade never dig may his sow never pig
May each hair on his wig be well thrashed with a flail
May his door have no latch, may his house have no thatch,
May his turkey not hatch, may the rats eat his meat
May every old fairy, from Cork to Dunleary,
Dip him snug and airy in river or lake,
Where the eel and the trout may feed on the snout
Of the monster that murdered Neill Falheerty’s drake

hehe yeah old irish curses rock. some of the ones in the irish language are particularly funny, i have a book of them back home.

Gabhail ar do crackin agus something ar do something

means "lice on your skin and scabs on your scrotum"

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why cant mark n jasz have an Irish cuss-fest here?

[Jaszalcatraz]

Better still....a mass multi-lingual Curse Fest would be nice........it'd give this thread some credibility.

The rules will be as follows -

Anyone and eveyone can curse.

Never quote anyone when you curse

Curse in any language and for however long you like

Curses can be in forms of poems, songs and love letters

[mark]

teiu kow lei















especially useful in london chinatown if you feel like being stabbed by triads.

[Jaszalcatraz]

This is the french curse from Matrix Reloaded



Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère.

[Mayavi Morpheus]

kata...