party at my place

[mark]

Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone:

http://www.netlaughter.com/funpages/view.cfm/2187

thats the most disturbing thing i've seen all day.

Huh? Wha- why- wher-, um- wht did I do?

the wee baby, with the insane eyes. clearly a psychotic byproduct of pre-natal smoke inhalation.

[rock_26iin]

Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone:

http://www.netlaughter.com/funpages/view.cfm/2187

thats the most disturbing thing i've seen all day.

Huh? Wha- why- wher-, um- wht did I do?

the wee baby, with the insane eyes. clearly a psychotic byproduct of pre-natal smoke inhalation.

[agonys_requiem]

ahhhhh..... the man bringeth the whips.... i bringeth the suit.... the inflatables maketh the ppl cometh.... ahhhh.. bliss......



shall see all you oxygen wasters when i do...... and if mark sir is unable to pronounce my name this time... i shall have to take into me own scrawny hands the whips... injun joe promise.....



thought for the day......





Early hours, open road, family of five on their way home

Having enjoyed a day in the sun, their encounter with gore has just begun

A homicidal fool not knowing left from right, now has the family in his sight

Trying to perceive if he's blind or insane, he steers his car into the other lane



Both of them collide, expressions horrified

Head on at full speed, the vultures will soon feed



The father of three was impaled on the wheel, as his skull became part of the dash

His eyeballs ejected his sight uneffected, he saw his own organs collapse

His seatbelt was useless for holding him back, it simply cut him in two

Legs were crushed, out leaked pus as his spinal cord took off and flew

The mother took flight through the glass, and ended up impaled on a sign

Her intestines strethed from the car down the road for a quarter of mile



Fourth child on the way, won't live another day

Fetus on the road, with mangled little bones

Little children fly, not a chance wonder why

Smashed againist the celling, all their skin burning and peeling

Schards of glass explode, chest and skull now implode

Corpses they've become, and graves will have to be dug



Underneath the wheels, burning rubber on your face

Bleeding from your eyes, the slaughtered victim lies

Knowing what he's done, he just backs up one more time

Laughing at the mess, a pile of meat in the street



One child left slowly dying now, arteries gushing blood

Now it's time to feed on flesh, the gore has just begun



Early hours, open road, the family of five on their way home

Having enjoyed a day in the sun, their encounter with gore has just begun

A homicidal fool not knowing left from right, now has the family in his sight

Trying to perceive if he's blind or insane,he steers the car into the other lane



The look of death in my eye

Surely no-one survive

Just a pile of mush

Left to dry in the sun



I see my fresh kill

Left in the road

Remains of your bodies

Mangled and torn



One child left slowly dying now, arteries gushing blood

Now it's time to feed on flesh, the gore has just begun





pliss to enjoy.. not to mention thanks pliss....

[mark]

pliss to enjoy.. not to mention thanks pliss....

thanks, that was ... graphic.



reminds me of Clive Barker for some reason. I love his phrase "We are all books of Blood. When we're opened, we're red"



great stuff.

[~akidna~]

nice.

[rock_26iin]

nice, sounds good, mouth watering now

[agonys_requiem]

pliss to enjoy.. not to mention thanks pliss....

thanks, that was ... graphic.

reminds me of Clive Barker for some reason. I love his phrase "We are all books of Blood. When we're opened, we're red"

great stuff.

ah yes.. clive saar..... horror to reckon with..... i have lots more graphics thingamingys..... sadly im pleased to not share becuz of the powers tht be pricks... sigh....

[CtrlAltDel]

AR....



u havent lost yr touch have u?

[agonys_requiem]

AR....

u havent lost yr touch have u?

no saab.... touch is pretty much still there.... been touching a lotta not to be touched things nowadays... have a _ fungus growth tht cud put dennis rodmans current hairdo to shame .. but thts life for you....



hope to see you at the oooooo aaahhhhhhhh parttyyyyyy oooooooooooo ...... and ill let you be the first one to tug at my eyebrow piercing... cuz we is cool lathaat

[CtrlAltDel]

been touching a lotta not to be touched things nowadays...

too much spare time on hand i must say

have a _ fungus growth tht cud put dennis rodmans current hairdo to shame

why? has it grown on the..er...head

hope to see you at the oooooo aaahhhhhhhh parttyyyyyy

same here maan!

[agonys_requiem]

been touching a lotta not to be touched things nowadays...

too much spare time on hand i must say

have a _ fungus growth tht cud put dennis rodmans current hairdo to shame

why? has it grown on the..er...head

hope to see you at the oooooo aaahhhhhhhh parttyyyyyy

same here maan!

and you havent lost your touch either with your phallic innuendoes .... thts why this lord can wax the metaphorically upstanding peter like no other... all hail!!!!!

[HH]

... 17th of march is st. patrick day,
a day where irish people everywhere decorate
the streets with shamrocks, spilt beer ...

anyhow, this year for a change of pace,
i was thinking a party in my flat would be good.
low-medium level music, party games,
etc. a good place to get to know each other better.
I'll have a few work collegues, and a couple of other friends coming too.

Anyway, nothing is definite yet,
but i was thinking saturday the 19th would be best.
...

Re : Saturday the 19th ... By ... Mark of IRELAND! ... GREETINGS ... I may be there. pm me your address , Sir!

Ref: Quotes - 28 / 2 / 05 : Easter Monday Mirth & Merriment at the Market ...



Trysting Stones *****

Centuries ago, before wedding ceremonies moved from the bride's house to the church steps, and finally into the church itself, the joining of a couple was often conducted in a place of mystical significance. On Cape Clear, Co. Cork, there is a townland called Comillane where you'll find a pillarstone known as Cloch na Gealluna - 'The Trysting Stone' *****. It has a hole right through it and in pre-Christian times, a couple would join hands through the stone and in the presence of the local king, they would wed. Similarly, at Kilmaolcheader church near Dingle, Co. Kerry, stands a pillar with a circular opening near the top. It's said that a couple is engaged if they join hands through the opening.

***** ANY "COPY" ... HERE ... For The Benefit of The "Couples" ... At Your Party!



Visit:

http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/A ... erMon.html

[HH]

... 17th of march is st. patrick day,
a day where irish people everywhere decorate
the streets with shamrocks, spilt beer ...

anyhow, this year for a change of pace,
i was thinking a party in my flat would be good.
low-medium level music, party games,
etc. a good place to get to know each other better.
I'll have a few work collegues, and a couple of other friends coming too.

Anyway, nothing is definite yet,
but i was thinking saturday the 19th would be best.
...

Re : Saturday the 19th ... By ... Mark of IRELAND! ... GREETINGS ... I may be there. pm me your address , Sir!

Ref: Quotes - 28 / 2 / 05 : Easter Monday Mirth & Merriment at the Market ...



Trysting Stones *****

Centuries ago, before wedding ceremonies moved from the bride's house to the church steps, and finally into the church itself, the joining of a couple was often conducted in a place of mystical significance. On Cape Clear, Co. Cork, there is a townland called Comillane where you'll find a pillarstone known as Cloch na Gealluna - 'The Trysting Stone' *****. It has a hole right through it and in pre-Christian times, a couple would join hands through the stone and in the presence of the local king, they would wed. Similarly, at Kilmaolcheader church near Dingle, Co. Kerry, stands a pillar with a circular opening near the top. It's said that a couple is engaged if they join hands through the opening.

***** ANY "COPY" ... HERE ... For The Benefit of The "Couples" ... At Your Party!



Visit:

http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/A ... erMon.html

[HH]

... 17th of march is st. patrick day,
a day where irish people everywhere decorate
the streets with shamrocks, spilt beer ...

anyhow, this year for a change of pace,
i was thinking a party in my flat would be good.
low-medium level music, party games,
etc. a good place to get to know each other better.
I'll have a few work collegues, and a couple of other friends coming too.

Anyway, nothing is definite yet,
but i was thinking saturday the 19th would be best.
...

Re : Saturday the 19th ... PARTY ... By ... Mark of IRELAND! ... GREETINGS ... I may be there. pm me your address , Sir!

Ref: Quotes - 28 / 2 / 05 : Easter Monday Mirth & Merriment at the Market ...



Trysting Stones *****

Centuries ago, before wedding ceremonies moved from the bride's house to the church steps, and finally into the church itself, the joining of a couple was often conducted in a place of mystical significance. On Cape Clear, Co. Cork, there is a townland called Comillane where you'll find a pillarstone known as Cloch na Gealluna - 'The Trysting Stone' *****. It has a hole right through it and in pre-Christian times, a couple would join hands through the stone and in the presence of the local king, they would wed. Similarly, at Kilmaolcheader church near Dingle, Co. Kerry, stands a pillar with a circular opening near the top. It's said that a couple is engaged if they join hands through the opening.

***** ANY "COPY" ... HERE ... For The Benefit of The "Couples" ... At Your Party!



Visit:

http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/A ... erMon.html

[HH]

... best to bring some inflatable ladies ***** ...

***** Beware ... Of Doll Bombs!

***** Sex Doll Sparks Bomb Alert at Post Office
Wed Mar 16, 2005
BERLIN (Reuters) - A ***** blow-up sex doll sparked a bomb alert in a German Post Office after it started to vibrate inside a package awaiting delivery, police said Wednesday.
"Workers were unsettled when it began vibrating and made strange noises," a spokesman for police in the eastern city of Chemnitz said. "They were worried the package might be a bomb."
Officers brought the sender to the scene and discovered the source of alarm was an electrical device inside a life-size female sex doll. The man told police he had wanted to return the doll because it kept turning itself on at the wrong moment.
Order was restored after the sender removed the doll's batteries so the defective product could be returned.

Visit: http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtm ... ID=7920711

[mark]

... best to bring some inflatable ladies ***** ...

***** Beware ... Of Doll Bombs!

***** Sex Doll Sparks Bomb Alert at Post Office
Wed Mar 16, 2005
BERLIN (Reuters) - A ***** blow-up sex doll sparked a bomb alert in a German Post Office after it started to vibrate inside a package awaiting delivery, police said Wednesday.
"Workers were unsettled when it began vibrating and made strange noises," a spokesman for police in the eastern city of Chemnitz said. "They were worried the package might be a bomb."
Officers brought the sender to the scene and discovered the source of alarm was an electrical device inside a life-size female sex doll. The man told police he had wanted to return the doll because it kept turning itself on at the wrong moment.
Order was restored after the sender removed the doll's batteries so the defective product could be returned.

Visit: http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtm ... ID=7920711

i was wondering where that had gotten to. i'll have to order another consignment.

[The Jackal]

Have fun guys.I wish I could be there.So mark,what are you offering to "Smoke" at the party?

[The Jackal]

Have fun guys.I wish I could be there.So mark,what are you offering to "Smoke" at the party?

Please dont tell me that you arnt offering anything to "Smoke".

[mark]

Have fun guys.I wish I could be there.So mark,what are you offering to "Smoke" at the party?

Please dont tell me that you arnt offering anything to "Smoke".

well my boss is going to be there. however he probably won't be there late.

[CtrlAltDel]

Have fun guys.I wish I could be there.So mark,what are you offering to "Smoke" at the party?

Please dont tell me that you arnt offering anything to "Smoke".

well my boss is going to be there. however he probably won't be there late.

any interesting plants u started growing in yr mini garden mark?

[mark]

thanks to everyone who came! sorry for running out of non-alcholic fluids. i woke up this morning thirsty as hell, couldn't believe the fridge was empty

i did find a half bottle of sprite lying around so its all good.

trying to gather my mind, then the cleaning will have to begin.

[HH]

thanks to everyone who came! sorry for running out of non-alcholic fluids. i woke up this morning thirsty as hell, couldn't believe the fridge was empty
i did find a half bottle of sprite lying around so its all good.
trying to gather my mind, then the cleaning will have to begin.

Zero*, First ...Before ALL ... Then Came ... The Others ... To Greet & Party With ... The HERO, "mark"! ... "FULL MARKS"!

* I came ... Escorting My Noble Mother ... To Meet & Greet "mark" of Ireland ... I, an "Old Boy" of St Patrick's High School near Sec'bad Rly Stn ... "THE BEST STUDENT" (1959)! We had to leave ... To return home to attend the First Birthday Party of "American" Born "Priya", born of Hyderabadi Engineer and American Mother! GRAND EVENING ... GREETINGS!"

[lizard king]

hopw the party was good... marky boy.... n hey, to commemorate ur party, i dressed up in greens y day. and drank kilkenny.

alright... time for details....... i am waiting mark

[Jaszalcatraz]

Great party.......too bad I suffered a total meltdown of my hearing and reasoning senses every 20 minutes. Still trying to clear my head. Lets see what remains.



As to FHydies who came to the party - HH sir

CAD (makes double meaning jokes in real life too)

PSD (last one to admit that he was off his tits too)

Sameer (amazing time-management - came at the right time and left at the right time)

AR (dont really remember him since he was lurking around creating general party havoc)

Az

Black Wizard

[Jaszalcatraz]

Great party.......too bad I suffered a total meltdown of my hearing and reasoning senses every 20 minutes. Still trying to clear my head. Lets see what remains.



As to FHydies who came to the party - HH sir

CAD (makes double meaning jokes in real life too)

PSD (last one to admit that he was off his tits too)

Sameer (amazing time-management - came at the right time and left at the right time)

AR (dont really remember him since he was lurking around creating general party havoc)

Az

Black Wizard