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by SimarikSmokin » Mon Feb 21, 2005 11:25 pm

Guys are like parking spots...

The good ones are always taken...

And the ones that are available,

Are either handicapped or too far away



A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty... he said no.

She asked him if he would want to be with her forever... and he said no.

She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no.

She had heard enough.
Huete treff ich einen Herrn
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by CtrlAltDel » Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:32 am

SimarikSmokin wrote:Guys are like parking spots...
The good ones are always taken...
And the ones that are available,
Are either handicapped or too far away
the last line shud read:



".....or gay..."



:lol:
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by SimarikSmokin » Tue Feb 22, 2005 6:27 am

hey u are making fun of my poem :cry: :cry: :cry: and need i infrom u thats true! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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by CtrlAltDel » Tue Feb 22, 2005 6:50 am

SimarikSmokin wrote:hey u are making fun of my poem :cry: :cry: :cry: and need i infrom u thats true! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
wats true? u r in love with a handicapped gay...? :?
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by SimarikSmokin » Tue Feb 22, 2005 6:53 am

No i am not in love with anyone i don't believe in love anymore Love has hurt me in everyway and No i don't want to talk about it
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by CtrlAltDel » Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:42 am

SimarikSmokin wrote:...Love has hurt me in everyway...
ok...mebbe u two were not doing it right...:|
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by SimarikSmokin » Fri Feb 25, 2005 11:38 pm

CAd mind ouf of the litter box :twisted:
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by CtrlAltDel » Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:19 am

SimarikSmokin wrote:CAd mind ouf of the litter box :twisted:
:lol: thats an advantage most of the time y'know...! :twisted:
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by black wizard » Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:48 am

SimarikSmokin wrote:hey u are making fun of my poem :cry: :cry: :cry: and need i infrom u thats true! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:




Poem??? ahahahahahaha...yeah..poem...ppfffttt...aaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaa... poem... got that babe... really love your poem... a masterpiece
I ran into my ex-girlfriend the other day... I backed up and ran into her again... I miss her sometimes...
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by rock_26iin » Thu Mar 10, 2005 9:40 pm

You are lovely

You really are

But only when

You are really really far
Things are supposed to happen the way they happen. And the reason they happen the way the happen is because you try to make them happen in a certain way and may or may not be succesful.
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by SimarikSmokin » Thu Mar 10, 2005 11:27 pm

I have a bunny



She is really Funny



She comes come when its sunny



And licks up all the Honey.
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by mark » Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:04 am

SimarikSmokin wrote:I have a bunny

She is really Funny

She comes come when its sunny

And licks up all the Honey.






an instant classic
While one who sings with his tongue on fire Gargles in the rat race choir Bent out of shape from society's pliers Cares not to come up any higher But rather get you down in the hole that he's in
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by SimarikSmokin » Fri Mar 11, 2005 8:46 am

Thanks mark its gonna be on my new childrens bunny poem book and i will dedicate the first copy to u
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Bitter Lime

by HH » Fri Mar 11, 2005 9:02 am


Bitter Lime

Why Fear? 8)
When I'm Here! :)
I Fear Dear :?
Wife Here?! :( :x :roll: :?:
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by SimarikSmokin » Fri Mar 11, 2005 9:18 am

Oh where oh where is Lizard King



He always comes in a ding



With lots of Bling



Who always ends up with get drunk and sing(s)







Thank you Thank You!!!
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by SimarikSmokin » Fri Mar 11, 2005 9:19 am

Who always ends up with get drunk and



Thats a typo i mean:



Who ends up drunk and starts to sing
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by lizard king » Fri Mar 11, 2005 10:46 am

SimarikSmokin wrote:Oh where oh where is Lizard King

He always comes in a ding

With lots of Bling

Who always ends up with get drunk and sing(s)



Thank you Thank You!!!


hey i like it!

so u are a budding poet
The ultimate
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by CtrlAltDel » Fri Mar 11, 2005 11:34 am

wtf? i no longer care if my posts hurt yr feelings :roll:
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by SimarikSmokin » Fri Mar 11, 2005 6:00 pm

There was once a lad name Cad



Who was always sad



although he is an excellent dad



and that is definantely not a Fad.
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by CtrlAltDel » Fri Mar 11, 2005 6:13 pm

nice poem...but....

but i am not sad....never been sad...:roll:
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by ~akidna~ » Fri Mar 11, 2005 6:19 pm

cool...poems SS..try writin one for me :P
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by SimarikSmokin » Fri Mar 11, 2005 6:22 pm

Akidna you are so sweet



Even sweeter than sugar made from beets



Some people are stinky like feet



but those requirements you did not meet.
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by SimarikSmokin » Fri Mar 11, 2005 6:23 pm

Cad your trying to find words that rhymes with cad :roll: :x
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by ~akidna~ » Fri Mar 11, 2005 6:27 pm

yeH...that was sweet SS



ur good....



i think LK one was best so far
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by SimarikSmokin » Fri Mar 11, 2005 6:28 pm

thanks!



i like making poems i make silly ones but hey its funny



i wanna make more
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