HEAVEN AND HELL

[MAIN HOONA]

HEAVEN IS WHEN U HAVE A GERMAN CAR,AMERICAN SALARY,

CHINEESE FOOD,AND INDIAN WIFE.

HELL IS WHEN U HAVE CHINEESE CAR,AMERICAN WIFE,

GERMAN FOOD,AND INDIAN SALARY.

[lizard king]

HEAVEN IS WHEN U HAVE A GERMAN CAR,AMERICAN SALARY,
CHINEESE FOOD,AND INDIAN WIFE.
HELL IS WHEN U HAVE CHINEESE CAR,AMERICAN WIFE,
GERMAN FOOD,AND INDIAN SALARY.

seeing the topic, i thought we were gonna discuss Aldous Huxley.

but again.....u are right.

[3 T'z]

HEAVEN IS WHEN U HAVE A GERMAN CAR,AMERICAN SALARY,
CHINEESE FOOD,AND INDIAN WIFE.
HELL IS WHEN U HAVE CHINEESE CAR,AMERICAN WIFE,
GERMAN FOOD,AND INDIAN SALARY.

Ahh...n whr xactly r u postin from?!

[daisy]

HEAVEN IS WHEN U HAVE A GERMAN CAR,AMERICAN SALARY,
CHINEESE FOOD,AND INDIAN WIFE.
HELL IS WHEN U HAVE CHINEESE CAR,AMERICAN WIFE,
GERMAN FOOD,AND INDIAN SALARY.

give us the heaven and hell for girls also

[SimarikSMokin]

Heaven- My mom and sisters, my purse, my clothes, my secret lover ( on again off again) my lip gloss, chicken, my bunnies, my sleeping pillow.



Hell- the devil, clowns, praying mantis, lizards, ants, my sins.

[The Jackal]

HEAVEN IS WHEN U HAVE A GERMAN CAR,AMERICAN SALARY,
CHINEESE FOOD,AND INDIAN WIFE.
HELL IS WHEN U HAVE CHINEESE CAR,AMERICAN WIFE,
GERMAN FOOD,AND INDIAN SALARY.

I got sick and tired of the joke.Dude this thing has been told over and over and over again.

[~akidna~]

It was a dissappointment when i saw this joke when page opened .I was expecting something else. Woh bhi joke Ghisa pita hain

[HH]

Heaven and its Wonders and Hell - From Things Heard and Seen
by Emanuel Swedenborg
First Published in Latin, London, 1758
Standard Edition, 1952

Published by Swedenborg Foundation Incorporated, New York

Organized in 1850 as
The American Swedenborg Printing and Publishing Society

Translator's Note

It might be inferred from the title of this work that it deals simply with the phenomena of the spiritual world and its three distinct regions. But it will be seen that in its deeper meaning and purpose it sets forth the true relations and the disordered relations between man and man, or the heavenly life and the infernal life as exhibited in human experience everywhere

- J. C. Ager.

Visit:
http://swedenborg.newearth.org/hh/

Heaven Is Where You Are
If You Mess This
If You Don't Care
Hell Is Where You Will Go! :wink:

[mark]

Heaven Is Where You Are
If You Mess This
If You Don't Care
Hell Is Where You Will Go! :wink:

hehe. sometimes i agree 100% with this.





as for the thread, extremely dissapointing. would it be bad form to have a serious discussion on it in this thread?

[HH]

Heaven Is Where You Are
If You Mess This
If You Don't Care
Hell Is Where You Will Go! :wink:

hehe. sometimes i agree 100% with this.

...

Thank You, Mr "mark" ... More Than Ten Years Ago ... With The Hand(s) Ruling ... We Had this "Hell-Hole" ... Someone Rose ... Spread Greenery ... Laid Good Roads ... Renovated & Beautified The Gardens and Lake Areas ... Turning "Hell-Hole" into "Heavenly Habitat" OR HAPPY HYDERABAD ... Thanks For Those Who Made This Possible ... Cheers for Those Who Live Here and Love To Keep It The Heaven ALL Would Like To Have!

[rock_26iin]

Hell- the devil, clowns, praying mantis, lizards, ants, my sins.

are u by any chance related to Cosmo Kramer??

[CtrlAltDel]

as for the thread, extremely dissapointing. would it be bad form to have a serious discussion on it in this thread?

good idea!



ok...what do u guys think about the concept of "heaven" and "hell"...?



IMO, there are no actual places called "Heaven" or "Hell" (tho' there is a "Paradise".. ). these are abstract concepts formulated by almost all religions as symbols of reward or punishment for individual behaviour.



...much like the tale of Santa Claus getting gifts for good kids.

[rock_26iin]

While chatting, my friend just said "Nothing, just doing tp" To which I replied "Aren't we all?"

Although I didn't realize the depth of what I had said in that instant, now that I've had time to think about it, just makes me wonder. What have we really been sent on the earth for? Does there exist that higher motive that we are to achieve? And if it does exist, will I reach mine before I die? Will I make it in time?

According to the spirituality theory, we are sent to the earth in order to gain worldly knowledge so we can later unite with The Greater One, do you believe in this? Is there life after death? Or is it death after life?

I think this will be slightly more interesting than just heaven and hell and plus i feel that its just an extension of what ive said above. Is anyone still reading this?

[lizard king]

While chatting, my friend just said "Nothing, just doing tp" To which I replied "Aren't we all?"

Although I didn't realize the depth of what I had said in that instant, now that I've had time to think about it, just makes me wonder. What have we really been sent on the earth for? Does there exist that higher motive that we are to achieve? And if it does exist, will I reach mine before I die? Will I make it in time?

According to the spirituality theory, we are sent to the earth in order to gain worldly knowledge so we can later unite with The Greater One, do you believe in this? Is there life after death? Or is it death after life?

I think this will be slightly more interesting than just heaven and hell and plus i feel that its just an extension of what ive said above. Is anyone still reading this?

alright, let me go get my pizza, then we ll talk about this.

i was looking forward to this topic on the boards, as i commented on tthe blog

[Sharjeel]

IMO, there is Heaven and there may be Hell.



This concept is not restricted to scaring/attracting people.

[CtrlAltDel]

IMO, there is Heaven and there may be Hell.

why the doubt abt Hell, if u r sure there is heaven...?



if there is heaven, where is it?

[Sharjeel]

IMO, there is Heaven and there may be Hell.

why the doubt abt Hell, if u r sure there is heaven...?

if there is heaven, where is it?

Well, the lord/god loves us too much, so there sould not be Hell...



Aapko toh pata hona chahiye...

[CtrlAltDel]

Well, the lord/god loves us too much, so there sould not be Hell...

Aapko toh pata hona chahiye...

what about poor Lucifer...?



ussko bhool gaye kya?

[HH]

...

if there is heaven****, where is it?

O Supreme One, "Where, The Hell, Is Heaven?" ...

[lizard king]

While chatting, my friend just said "Nothing, just doing tp" To which I replied "Aren't we all?"

Although I didn't realize the depth of what I had said in that instant, now that I've had time to think about it, just makes me wonder. What have we really been sent on the earth for? Does there exist that higher motive that we are to achieve? And if it does exist, will I reach mine before I die? Will I make it in time?

According to the spirituality theory, we are sent to the earth in order to gain worldly knowledge so we can later unite with The Greater One, do you believe in this? Is there life after death? Or is it death after life?

I think this will be slightly more interesting than just heaven and hell and plus i feel that its just an extension of what ive said above. Is anyone still reading this?

all great religions say that we are sent into this world do do our duty, some say, we are here as a live manifestation of 'god's creativeness. Some say, to gain worldly knowlwdge and to fulfil karma and we keep makiing circles until we learn all that 'god' wants us to learn and attain nirvana or mukthi. the same religion says that this world is "moh-maya" as in an illusion, of which a depiction has been made in the matrix.



But the question that intrigues me more is as to what are we being used as while we are we here, rather than whats gonna happen to me afterwards.



in scientific terms, evolution. from a primitive singlew cell organism to a complex evolutionary form and over time base of millions of yeras, with varying frequency of evolution and with breaks without anything coming up for ages together. whats this?



DNA/RNA, the only thing thats has been constant since we have known, just the 4 base pairs that have been ruling us, us as in all living form in the world. 4 diffrernt bases and so much diversity and it still ius constant without any change and still evolving. the thing to notice is that an old form leaves this world, leaving nothing but the DNA behind, in the form of the off spring, maybe this is the thing they call "soul" in religions in a very vague way. and the fact that we have to recgonise here is that even while we are talking, our DNA is working on us for its betterment at our cost. it is keeping us pleased, giving us the ebst of looks, and flexiblity, buit when we end, it does nt end with us, it goes on, passes on thru the progeny onto the enxt generation and still evolves into some thing better each time.

I would nt be surprised if it is the DNA which makes us pollute/deforest or whatever, check our existance to put us to test, so that it evolves to a better degree.



with all these, maybe this generations of evolutions going upto millions of years... are we just bacteria in culture on a petri dish for some alien civilisation who come down once in a while to condition us, in the form of gods or what ever name we give them?

[SimarikSmokin]

where did dna and rna come from

[dhruv]

We experience the feel of heaven and hell while we are alive ........so nothing much to look forward to

[mark]

We experience the feel of heaven and hell while we are alive ........so nothing much to look forward to

bleak, but realistic.

[rock_26iin]

Interesting post LK, your DNA/RNA theory although far fetched is pretty....umm.......I can't find an abjective to describe it

[lizard king]

Interesting post LK, your DNA/RNA theory although far fetched is pretty....umm.......I can't find an abjective to describe it

ya man, was thinking as to for whom or why do we evolve from what we are to some thing which we are gonna be. Why do we have to sustain in this world? is it gonna make any difference to anyone if everythgn perishes here?

why do some insects are even ready to die, just to breed? why is sex pleasure, more pleasure han eating the best of foods, and rushing more hormones than doing a 150 m rubber jump.



well, thats my theory