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by **Jaszalcatraz** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 3:03 am

This is the place for all the genius-level ideas and rants floating in your brain when its spinning wildly.

Repeat (for lesser individuals): This is a thread to post on when you are stoned or drunk. So keep OUT if u'r looking to make friends, pull each others legs, indulge in friendly banter or generally bored.

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 3:43 am

Live from my blog

Observation 1 : Her balcony's too far away from mine to be able to jump into and back when she's not at home.

Proof 1 : I tried throwing a cigarette butt in.......shorted it by abt a foot.

Observation 2 : She's not married.

Proof 2 : I'm constantly looking at her clothesline and I've never seen guys clothes.

Observation 3 : She's single.

Proof 3 : She spends a lot of time in front of the TV and in the balcony.

Observation 4 : She works a graveyard shift.

Proof 4 : From observation 2 it is obvious that she has to be working. a) She's always at home during the day time.

b) There are no lights on after 9 pm.

Combining a and b we come to Observation 4

Observation 5 : She's lonely.

Proof 5 : (and I'm not lying about this) I saw her touching herself. Although the view wasnt very clear, the fact that she forgot to close her balcony door helped me. Although I didnt see anything that she'll be embarassed about, I did see her rubbing her thighs.

FORGIVE ME LORD, FOR I HAVE SINNED.

by **Jaan** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 4:49 am

OOOoooh, a peeping tom! :lol:

man, there are all types out there.

Once I got hit on by an older gentleman (40ish something) and he called my workplace later on and asked me out to dinner! This was when I was 18! Yeek!

Jaan

P.S. I had to comment on your post, Jasz boi.

P.P.S. I am not stoned, I dont do stoned. I am just bored, that qualifies right?

by **The Jackal** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:30 am

Is there place for a second perosn on your balcony? :twisted:

by **lizard king** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:50 am

actually, can i come stay with u?

my parents kicked me out of home like a long long time ago, so will have to look for accomodation in hyd, and given that u have a hot single neighbour who massages herself... she might need a hand or two which i am ready to lend, taking time out of my very busy schedule.

alright let me know dude.... if u can accomodate me....(the balcony will be good enough for me, i dont carry much luggage, just a few bottles of alcohol and a bong)

by **The Jackal** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:42 am

Hey I already asked him.You have to wait in line.

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 2:17 pm

Actually there's place for 4 people in my balcony...........thats enough for The Jackal, Malakie and me........there's still place for 1 more.

Here are my terms and conditions for being my roommate.

1) You buy all the booze

2) You sleep on the floor

3) You keep constant vigil in the balcony and let me know when she comes into view

by **Ar!e$** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 3:05 pm

Jaszalcatraz wrote:Actually there's place for 4 people in my balcony...........thats enough for The Jackal, Malakie and me........there's still place for 1 more.

Here are my terms and conditions for being my roommate.
1) You buy all the booze
2) You sleep on the floor
3) You keep constant vigil in the balcony and let me know when she comes into view

is it just 4 the guys or r grls included

by **The Jackal** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 3:09 pm

Jaszalcatraz wrote:Actually there's place for 4 people in my balcony...........thats enough for The Jackal, Malakie and me........there's still place for 1 more.

Here are my terms and conditions for being my roommate.
1) You buy all the booze
2) You sleep on the floor
3) You keep constant vigil in the balcony and let me know when she comes into view

Done.Hey you forgot the weed.

by **The Jackal** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 3:21 pm

Okay guys going out to get stoned. :twisted:

by **CtrlAltDel** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 7:40 pm

Jaszalcatraz wrote:Actually there's place for 4 people in my balcony...........thats enough for The Jackal, Malakie and me........there's still place for 1 more.

ahem....

Ar!e$ wrote:is it just 4 the guys or r grls included

well...if u enjoy looking at girls touching themselves, u r welcome too...

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 4:46 pm

Nothing to do with me being high......just wanted to say that I saw Dravid, Sachin, Laxman, Kumble, Balaji, Pathan, Zaheer and Agarkar yesterday....went to the nets of South Zone vs West Zone Duleep Trophy match.....my cricket crazy friend dragged me there......but it was good fun. Was supposed to goto the match today, but busy trying to get an education

by **CtrlAltDel** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 4:52 pm

Jaszalcatraz wrote:Was supposed to goto the match today, but busy trying to get an education

:shock: u ruining yrself dude?

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 4:54 pm

Kya karein.......the only way I can watch movies and dope after 5 years is earning my salary first.

by **CtrlAltDel** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 4:57 pm

Jaszalcatraz wrote:Kya karein.......the only way I can watch movies and dope after 5 years is earning my salary first.

i thot u were educating yrself in Vizag? idhar kya kar raha hai?

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:04 pm

trying to learn subjects not in the curriculam.......all my classmates learning J2EE in Vizag........Stud Jasz came home to learn Linux.....pls.....i hate studies.....dont talk bout em

by **CtrlAltDel** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:08 pm

Jaszalcatraz wrote:trying to learn subjects not in the curriculam.......all my classmates learning J2EE in Vizag........Stud Jasz came home to learn Linux

good decision. everyone and their grandmothers know J2EE these days :roll:

with Linux, concentrate on C, C++ too and u r set for life!

Jaszalcatraz wrote:.....pls.....i hate studies.....dont talk bout em

:oops: ok.

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:15 pm

Since ur the first guy to say that my decision was wise....lets go on talking about it if ya want to.

Chee and Chee++ are my fav's. Cant think coding in anything else but these.

by **CtrlAltDel** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:22 pm

Jaszalcatraz wrote:Since ur the first guy to say that my decision was wise....

coz there are very few Linux experts around. look at Unix too...and learn shell scripting. shell scripting+UNIX/LINUX with C/C++ can get u into Google at hydbad

and i heard its a fab place to work!

by **Sharjeel** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:37 pm

VB and the newer languages have been made sooo esy that anyone cnd do them.

If you like C/C++ then it will be very good for you because everyone nowadays wants to learn .net (me included). Foolish choice, bcuz it will just be upgraded by Microsoft and then we will all have to learn the new version which will hve an entirely new architechture and policies becuse the previous one had major performance and security flaws (d'oh!).

by **Sharjeel** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:39 pm

Forgot to tell you that C/C++ have been around since god know when, and they also dont have to be upgraded everytime Billy sneezes.

by **daisy** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 6:58 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:and learn shell scripting. shell scripting+UNIX/LINUX with C/C++

i totally agree. i am working with microsoft products now and they suck (Mr.Blank

) am also trying to get into unix, c, c++ now

by **rock_26iin** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 7:06 pm

I did C++ two years ago in school. Extremely basic stuff though!

by **CtrlAltDel** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 10:34 am

rock_26iin wrote:I did C++ two years ago in school. Extremely basic stuff though!

if u r planning to get into s/w dev in future, i suggest u opt for C/C++ instead of run-of-the-mill J2EE or .Net. its not easy but there's less competetion and more money here.

by **Jaan** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 10:59 am

Sharjeel wrote:VB and the newer languages have been made sooo esy that anyone cnd do them.

If you like C/C++ then it will be very good for you because everyone nowadays wants to learn .net (me included). Foolish choice, bcuz it will just be upgraded by Microsoft and then we will all have to learn the new version which will hve an entirely new architechture and policies becuse the previous one had major performance and security flaws (d'oh!).

Dunno a lot about VB (i am sure its structured a bit diff) but I looove VB.NET! Great stuff, love it better than C++ that I took.

I like HTML too.

Jaan

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