..this is that time when your the only time and all posts on latest posts r made by u...lol
u say
I WAS HERE!!!
I WAS HERE..!!!
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~akidna~ wrote:..this is that time when your the only time and all posts on latest posts r made by u...lol
u say
I WAS HERE!!!
what
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Ar!e$ - Level 2 Lord
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Hau. Lets do something with this thread....
Lets post graffiti. Images or messages: I'll Start:
Save the Whales...
Eat Dolphins First! (Written on my T-Shirt)
Lets post graffiti. Images or messages: I'll Start:
Save the Whales...
Eat Dolphins First! (Written on my T-Shirt)
"Consequences, shmonsequences! So long as I'm rich!" - Daffy Duck.
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Sharjeel - Level 2 Lord
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TILL ETERNITYif you can read this, you're pissing on your shoes
(written high above the mens urinals)
ok a lot of background required for this next one, but this really cracked me up
firstly, there's an old toilet based grafitti game called toilet tennis, where on the right wall is "Toilet tennis. look left". then you look left and on the left wall is "look right" (you get the idea it looks like your watching a tennis match in the cubicle, pretty lame)
secondly, in 2001 Foot and Mouth desease (it affects cows) spread through Europe, causing panic in agricultural countries such as ireland. UK couldnt give a _ cos their economy doesn't rely on agriculture so much, so they did very little to stop it. As a result of this, Ireland cancelled EVERYTHING, sporting events, concerts, festivals, anything which involves the movement of people (as foot and mouth is spread on peoples boots)
anyway, i was sitting in a toilet cubicle when i saw the only graffitti on the right wall was "toilet tennis, look left". written on the left wall was "Toilet tennis has been cancelled due to foot and mouth"
ok i've just read it back, it's definately a "you had to be there" type thing (not in the cubicle with me, that wouldn't work). anyway, i laughed so hard it's a good thing i was sitting on a toilet.
(written high above the mens urinals)
ok a lot of background required for this next one, but this really cracked me up
firstly, there's an old toilet based grafitti game called toilet tennis, where on the right wall is "Toilet tennis. look left". then you look left and on the left wall is "look right" (you get the idea it looks like your watching a tennis match in the cubicle, pretty lame)
secondly, in 2001 Foot and Mouth desease (it affects cows) spread through Europe, causing panic in agricultural countries such as ireland. UK couldnt give a _ cos their economy doesn't rely on agriculture so much, so they did very little to stop it. As a result of this, Ireland cancelled EVERYTHING, sporting events, concerts, festivals, anything which involves the movement of people (as foot and mouth is spread on peoples boots)
anyway, i was sitting in a toilet cubicle when i saw the only graffitti on the right wall was "toilet tennis, look left". written on the left wall was "Toilet tennis has been cancelled due to foot and mouth"
ok i've just read it back, it's definately a "you had to be there" type thing (not in the cubicle with me, that wouldn't work). anyway, i laughed so hard it's a good thing i was sitting on a toilet.
While one who sings with his tongue on fire Gargles in the rat race choir Bent out of shape from society's pliers Cares not to come up any higher But rather get you down in the hole that he's in
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mark - Level 2 Star User
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You've tried and failed. The lesson: Never try
this was from The Simpsons. slightly edited due to shortage opf space on me tshirt.
"Consequences, shmonsequences! So long as I'm rich!" - Daffy Duck.
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Sharjeel - Level 2 Lord
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daisy wrote:dont remember where i read this exactly
If you tinkle and you sprinkle,
Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie
hehe, grafitti in the girls toilets must be a lot nicer that in the guys. normally it's hard to go to the john without reading something insulting about your mother.
While one who sings with his tongue on fire Gargles in the rat race choir Bent out of shape from society's pliers Cares not to come up any higher But rather get you down in the hole that he's in
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mark - Level 2 Star User
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oh another good one in the toilets:
"Please flush twice, it's a long way to the kitchen"
"Please flush twice, it's a long way to the kitchen"
While one who sings with his tongue on fire Gargles in the rat race choir Bent out of shape from society's pliers Cares not to come up any higher But rather get you down in the hole that he's in
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mark - Level 2 Star User
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Read the top ten toiler graffiti list somewhere: The best one is
This is written very high on the wall:
"Why are you looking up here
Are you so ashamed to look down?"
This is written very high on the wall:
"Why are you looking up here
Are you so ashamed to look down?"
May the Fries be with you!
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Mayavi Morpheus - Level 2 Lord
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daisy wrote:one of my favorite quote: there are four basic food groups, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
are u being racist daisy?
The ultimate
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lizard king - Level 2 Lord
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lizard king wrote:daisy wrote:one of my favorite quote: there are four basic food groups, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
are u being racist daisy?
just being myself (sweet)
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.
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daisy - Level 3 Star User
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i have a Tantra T-shirt that says:
above a pic of Taj Mahal: VIA AGRA
below the pic of the Taj: Man's greatest erection for a woman
above a pic of Taj Mahal: VIA AGRA
below the pic of the Taj: Man's greatest erection for a woman
wtf? i no longer care if my posts hurt yr feelings 
Love me or hate me, u cant ignore me
Love me or hate me, u cant ignore me
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CtrlAltDel - God!
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I have a T shirt which says
"I read your email"
"I read your email"
har mulaaqaat ka anjaam judaai kyu hai
ab to har waqt yehi baath sathaathi hai hame
ab to har waqt yehi baath sathaathi hai hame
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- Registered User
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This was written on a toilet wall
"Welkum to Morarji Desai Juice Bar
"
P.S no pun intended!
"Welkum to Morarji Desai Juice Bar
"P.S no pun intended!
People are crazy, at times are strange. I am locked-in tight, I am out of range.
I used to care, but things have changed.
I used to care, but things have changed.
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akhilis2cool - God!
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One on toilet : along with a pic os shitpot.
Our aim is to keep this place clean.
Gentlemen, Your aiming skills should help, please stand closer to the target.
Ladies, Please be seated during the entire performance.
Our aim is to keep this place clean.
Gentlemen, Your aiming skills should help, please stand closer to the target.
Ladies, Please be seated during the entire performance.
Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
<I>-Every Day's a Holiday</I>
<I>-Every Day's a Holiday</I>
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Red Combat - Level 1 Star User
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another good toilet one
"Don't beam me up Scotty, i'm having a shit"
"Don't beam me up Scotty, i'm having a shit"
While one who sings with his tongue on fire Gargles in the rat race choir Bent out of shape from society's pliers Cares not to come up any higher But rather get you down in the hole that he's in
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mark - Level 2 Star User
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