by mark » Tue Feb 15, 2005 10:13 pm
if you can read this, you're pissing on your shoes
(written high above the mens urinals)
ok a lot of background required for this next one, but this really cracked me up
firstly, there's an old toilet based grafitti game called toilet tennis, where on the right wall is "Toilet tennis. look left". then you look left and on the left wall is "look right" (you get the idea it looks like your watching a tennis match in the cubicle, pretty lame)
secondly, in 2001 Foot and Mouth desease (it affects cows) spread through Europe, causing panic in agricultural countries such as ireland. UK couldnt give a _ cos their economy doesn't rely on agriculture so much, so they did very little to stop it. As a result of this, Ireland cancelled EVERYTHING, sporting events, concerts, festivals, anything which involves the movement of people (as foot and mouth is spread on peoples boots)
anyway, i was sitting in a toilet cubicle when i saw the only graffitti on the right wall was "toilet tennis, look left". written on the left wall was "Toilet tennis has been cancelled due to foot and mouth"
ok i've just read it back, it's definately a "you had to be there" type thing (not in the cubicle with me, that wouldn't work). anyway, i laughed so hard it's a good thing i was sitting on a toilet.
While one who sings with his tongue on fire Gargles in the rat race choir Bent out of shape from society's pliers Cares not to come up any higher But rather get you down in the hole that he's in