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by mark » Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:27 am

lizard king wrote:
mark wrote:
rock_26iin wrote:
mark wrote:
rock_26iin wrote:
mark wrote:
lizard wrote:
Jaan wrote:
lizard king wrote:
Jaan wrote:I told my boo one day, "I love you till infinity plus one." I am such a nerd! :lol:

Jaan

na i dont think u are a nerd, well atleast not from this statement
i think u are just in a phase called 'off-reality' often called illusion


aw, you so sweet! thanks
*bats eyelashes that you find annoying* :lol:
Jaan

hey not those eye lashes again Jaan, if u bat them once again, i definitely end up spending the rest of my life lost void between those lashes.




we can't stop here! this is bat country!!


BAT AWAY THEN!!



your a goddamn narcotics agent!!


I'm not an agent, im an addict, if u want a narcotic (not the agent), you may have one

I have no clue what I have just typed coz i am drool-proof testing my keyboard :roll:




me too! mine is quite drool proof.

u 2 little pieces of narcotic shit, why are the both of yous bent on ruining my budding romance






i hate to see others happy. i got a real buzz seeing a leper today. i thought haha, you haven't got any fingers at all!







i'm not a nice person, but i'm also only messing.







quick question. are you guys totally imune to seeing leper, people with open sores, etc? i'll usually give money (gave a leper 5 rs today and he went nuts. he thought i should have given him much more) can anyone point me in the direction of a charity i can give to, as i hate giving money on the streets cos i dont know where its going.
While one who sings with his tongue on fire Gargles in the rat race choir Bent out of shape from society's pliers Cares not to come up any higher But rather get you down in the hole that he's in
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by rock_26iin » Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:30 am

mark wrote:
lizard king wrote:
mark wrote:
rock_26iin wrote:
mark wrote:
rock_26iin wrote:
mark wrote:
lizard wrote:
Jaan wrote:
lizard king wrote:
Jaan wrote:I told my boo one day, "I love you till infinity plus one." I am such a nerd! :lol:

Jaan

na i dont think u are a nerd, well atleast not from this statement
i think u are just in a phase called 'off-reality' often called illusion


aw, you so sweet! thanks
*bats eyelashes that you find annoying* :lol:
Jaan

hey not those eye lashes again Jaan, if u bat them once again, i definitely end up spending the rest of my life lost void between those lashes.




we can't stop here! this is bat country!!


BAT AWAY THEN!!



your a goddamn narcotics agent!!


I'm not an agent, im an addict, if u want a narcotic (not the agent), you may have one

I have no clue what I have just typed coz i am drool-proof testing my keyboard :roll:




me too! mine is quite drool proof.

u 2 little pieces of narcotic shit, why are the both of yous bent on ruining my budding romance



i hate to see others happy. i got a real buzz seeing a leper today. i thought haha, you haven't got any fingers at all!



i'm not a nice person, but i'm also only messing.



quick question. are you guys totally imune to seeing leper, people with open sores, etc? i'll usually give money (gave a leper 5 rs today and he went nuts. he thought i should have given him much more) can anyone point me in the direction of a charity i can give to, as i hate giving money on the streets cos i dont know where its going.




try Red Cross or Blue Cross, forgot which Cross that was. Damn the narcotics!
Things are supposed to happen the way they happen. And the reason they happen the way the happen is because you try to make them happen in a certain way and may or may not be succesful.
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by mark » Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:33 am

rock_26iin wrote:
mark wrote:
lizard king wrote:
mark wrote:
rock_26iin wrote:
mark wrote:
rock_26iin wrote:
mark wrote:
lizard wrote:
Jaan wrote:
lizard king wrote:
Jaan wrote:I told my boo one day, "I love you till infinity plus one." I am such a nerd! :lol:

Jaan

na i dont think u are a nerd, well atleast not from this statement
i think u are just in a phase called 'off-reality' often called illusion


aw, you so sweet! thanks
*bats eyelashes that you find annoying* :lol:
Jaan

hey not those eye lashes again Jaan, if u bat them once again, i definitely end up spending the rest of my life lost void between those lashes.




we can't stop here! this is bat country!!


BAT AWAY THEN!!



your a goddamn narcotics agent!!


I'm not an agent, im an addict, if u want a narcotic (not the agent), you may have one

I have no clue what I have just typed coz i am drool-proof testing my keyboard :roll:




me too! mine is quite drool proof.

u 2 little pieces of narcotic shit, why are the both of yous bent on ruining my budding romance



i hate to see others happy. i got a real buzz seeing a leper today. i thought haha, you haven't got any fingers at all!



i'm not a nice person, but i'm also only messing.



quick question. are you guys totally imune to seeing leper, people with open sores, etc? i'll usually give money (gave a leper 5 rs today and he went nuts. he thought i should have given him much more) can anyone point me in the direction of a charity i can give to, as i hate giving money on the streets cos i dont know where its going.


try Red Cross or Blue Cross, forgot which Cross that was. Damn the narcotics!




pm me and tell me what your on.





if you do i shall donate to red, blue and green cross just to be sure
While one who sings with his tongue on fire Gargles in the rat race choir Bent out of shape from society's pliers Cares not to come up any higher But rather get you down in the hole that he's in
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by lizard king » Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:34 am

u can be more sure of the money u give to the guys on the streets than to any other trust. maybe these guys will buy weed, or alcohol, but that ll keep them happy , unlike going into the establishment of some manager s farm house or swimming pool.



anyway, i think i am pretty immune to seeing sores (except for on gentilia)
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by rock_26iin » Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:36 am

mark wrote:
rock_26iin wrote:
mark wrote:
lizard king wrote:
mark wrote:
rock_26iin wrote:
mark wrote:
rock_26iin wrote:
mark wrote:
lizard wrote:
Jaan wrote:
lizard king wrote:
Jaan wrote:I told my boo one day, "I love you till infinity plus one." I am such a nerd! :lol:

Jaan

na i dont think u are a nerd, well atleast not from this statement
i think u are just in a phase called 'off-reality' often called illusion


aw, you so sweet! thanks
*bats eyelashes that you find annoying* :lol:
Jaan

hey not those eye lashes again Jaan, if u bat them once again, i definitely end up spending the rest of my life lost void between those lashes.




we can't stop here! this is bat country!!


BAT AWAY THEN!!



your a goddamn narcotics agent!!


I'm not an agent, im an addict, if u want a narcotic (not the agent), you may have one

I have no clue what I have just typed coz i am drool-proof testing my keyboard :roll:




me too! mine is quite drool proof.

u 2 little pieces of narcotic shit, why are the both of yous bent on ruining my budding romance



i hate to see others happy. i got a real buzz seeing a leper today. i thought haha, you haven't got any fingers at all!



i'm not a nice person, but i'm also only messing.



quick question. are you guys totally imune to seeing leper, people with open sores, etc? i'll usually give money (gave a leper 5 rs today and he went nuts. he thought i should have given him much more) can anyone point me in the direction of a charity i can give to, as i hate giving money on the streets cos i dont know where its going.


try Red Cross or Blue Cross, forgot which Cross that was. Damn the narcotics!


pm me and tell me what your on.


if you do i shall donate to red, blue and green cross just to be sure




I have no clue wht I'm on. I think its a mixture of all the dust that has accumulated over the years and all the narcotics that have accumulated during the years. Powerful combo! Huh?!? What?!? Where?!? Am I hallucinating again or is the screen really speaking to me?!?
Things are supposed to happen the way they happen. And the reason they happen the way the happen is because you try to make them happen in a certain way and may or may not be succesful.
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by lizard king » Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:37 am

rock_26iin wrote:
mark wrote:
lizard king wrote:
mark wrote:
rock_26iin wrote:
mark wrote:
rock_26iin wrote:
mark wrote:
lizard wrote:
Jaan wrote:
lizard king wrote:
Jaan wrote:I told my boo one day, "I love you till infinity plus one." I am such a nerd! :lol:



try Red Cross or Blue Cross, forgot which Cross that was. Damn the narcotics!


ya, the holy cross

they are the best ones man
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by enigma » Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:46 am

Love is not finding a perfect person, it is seeing an imperfect person perfectly. Image
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by enigma » Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:52 am

Love is not just gazing at each other but looking together in the same direction.Image
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by daisy » Sun Feb 13, 2005 2:01 am

To the world you might be one person, but to me you are the world :)
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. :D
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by Jaan » Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:20 am

lizard wrote:
Jaan wrote:
lizard king wrote:
Jaan wrote:I told my boo one day, "I love you till infinity plus one." I am such a nerd! :lol:

Jaan

na i dont think u are a nerd, well atleast not from this statement
i think u are just in a phase called 'off-reality' often called illusion


aw, you so sweet! thanks
*bats eyelashes that you find annoying* :lol:
Jaan

hey not those eye lashes again Jaan, if u bat them once again, i definitely end up spending the rest of my life lost void between those lashes.




WOW. deep. very profound coming from you, LK. I am Impressed!



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by lizard king » Sun Feb 13, 2005 6:24 am

Jaan wrote:
lizard wrote:
Jaan wrote:
lizard king wrote:
Jaan wrote:I told my boo one day, "I love you till infinity plus one." I am such a nerd! :lol:

Jaan

na i dont think u are a nerd, well atleast not from this statement
i think u are just in a phase called 'off-reality' often called illusion


aw, you so sweet! thanks
*bats eyelashes that you find annoying* :lol:
Jaan

hey not those eye lashes again Jaan, if u bat them once again, i definitely end up spending the rest of my life lost void between those lashes.


WOW. deep. very profound coming from you, LK. I am Impressed!

Jaan


i have a lot more surprises up my sleeve, jaan
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by SimarikSmokin » Sun Feb 13, 2005 7:27 am

the best liner i got was someone said can i kidnap u and worship for being so cute and pretty pretty lame and stupid it should go on the best desperate one liners!
Huete treff ich einen Herrn
Der hat mich zum Fressen gern
Weiche Teile und auch harte
stehen auf der Speisekarte

Denn du bist
was du isst
und ihr wisst
was es ist
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VALENTINE'S DAY HOTTEST PARTY

by NICKLE » Sun Feb 13, 2005 9:27 am

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VALENTINE'S DAY HOTTEST PARTY

by NICKLE » Sun Feb 13, 2005 9:47 am

CREATIVE BRAINZ INC. PRESENTS THE VALENTINE SWOON NOON @ BOTTLES & CHIMNEY , A DAY LONG HIP HOP PARTY ROCKED BY A SURPRISE DJ.. SO DONT MISS IT .... BE THERE FROM 11 A.M TO 7 P.M....................................... SINGLE ENTRY ALLOWED ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, FOR PASSES CONTACT 9392493157 , 939107220 , 9885146486 , 9849243436 , 9849244167.
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by enigma » Sun Feb 13, 2005 1:03 pm



**Love is about knowing what the other is saying before they even say it.

**Love is not about who you live with... It's about who you can't live without.

**Love is when you lose your self to gain someone.

**Love is a moment that lasts forever...

**In Love , you say a lot when you say nothing at all

**Real love is feeling like being a part of that person's life almost isn't enough. It's more like a feeling that you would live in the same skin with them if you could and share every thought, heart beat, and emotion as one.Image
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by 3 T'z » Sun Feb 13, 2005 2:14 pm

:? :arrow: :roll: "I'm not blind and stupid. I'm just in love." :wink: :arrow: :)
Ahh...wHo Da BlOoDy HelL...CaReZ..!?!
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by Ar!e$ » Sun Feb 13, 2005 6:54 pm

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A Friend's Love says:
" If you ever need anything,
I'll be there."
True Love says:
" You'll never need anything;
I'll be there." :)
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by Ar!e$ » Sun Feb 13, 2005 7:25 pm

"Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up."
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by Ar!e$ » Sun Feb 13, 2005 7:38 pm

"Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never."
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by enigma » Sun Feb 13, 2005 9:50 pm

If there ever comes a day
When we can't be together,
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by ilayaraja_fan » Mon Feb 14, 2005 11:37 am

this is not a one liner, but part of a poem(should be read as pythyam :) ) that I wrote long ago



jagathi lo ravi unnanthakaalam

kadali lo ala unnanthakaalam

chirakaalam.. kalakaalam

nilichi povaali mana bandham
har mulaaqaat ka anjaam judaai kyu hai
ab to har waqt yehi baath sathaathi hai hame
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by enigma » Mon Feb 14, 2005 11:38 am

If You're Asking If I Need You The Answer Is Forever, If You're Asking If I'll Leave You The Answer Is Never, If You're Asking What I Value The Answer Is You, If You're Asking If I Love You The Answer Is I Do"
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by Ar!e$ » Mon Feb 14, 2005 3:04 pm

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"The best proof of love is trust."
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by Ar!e$ » Mon Feb 14, 2005 3:10 pm

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"Where there is great love, there are always wishes."
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by Ar!e$ » Mon Feb 14, 2005 3:12 pm

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The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart."
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