India

[Australian]

Top Ten Points on India



Ill show you mine if you show us yours:



1) Take lots of pharmaceuticals to cure food poisoning.

2)Do not travel with a woman (attractive) she will be groped.

3)Always smell the sheets and pillows, asthmatics beware of mildew.

4)Make friends with Israelis, they KNOW how to travel in India.

5)Never travel on sleeper class and always wear a face mask on the train.

6) Do not expect good curries, infact good food.

7)Beware of stupid Indian cults, join the catholic church if you need help.

Wash your own clothes, dohbi wallahs just ruin everything(washing machines?Hello?)

9)Learn to talk about cricket.

10) Errr..... Dont go?

[SACHIN TENDULKAR"GOD"]

[quote="Australian" ]Top Ten Points on India



Ill show you mine if you show us yours:



1) Take lots of pharmaceuticals to cure food poisoning.

2)Do not travel with a woman (attractive) she will be groped.

3)Always smell the sheets and pillows, asthmatics beware of mildew.

4)Make friends with Israelis, they KNOW how to travel in India.

5)Never travel on sleeper class and always wear a face mask on the train.

6) Do not expect good curries, infact good food.

7)Beware of stupid Indian cults, join the catholic church if you need help.

Wash your own clothes, dohbi wallahs just ruin everything(washing machines?Hello?)

9)Learn to talk about cricket.

10) Errr..... Dont go?[/quote]



1. I dont remember more than a cpl of occasions whn I had to do it, during my whole life(errr 22 yrs). Maybe were tryin to cook Aussie food in India lol i dint knw Aussie food full of filth and shit.

2. Whn u hav a attractive women u shld knw wat places to visit, she will be groped even in australia if u go to the wrong places and I think tat is wat happended wit u in India !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U R A FOOL U DO NOT KNW HOW TO TREAT A WOMEN.

3. Dont knw why u are complanin abt this maybe u stayed at a very poor motel, u have bad taste i dont knw how u r girl is still stickin wit u!!!!!!

4. I never saw an Israeli in India gosh I am being very frank.

5. Yeah u r belongings maybe stolen I agree tooooooooooo.

6. Maybe u tried to cook Indian food u r self. Indian cuisine is one of the best on Earth. Right frm the famous Chicken Tikka to the Dal everythin is tasty and prtty perfect to fit in as healthy food.

7. Well we are secular so do not raise this topic u may be challenged in a court MIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

8. You got the wrong DhobiWallah or maye u were rude to him. They are so NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. Ofcourse CRICKET IS OUR RELIGION AND SACHIN IS OUR GOD

10. It is the 5th most visited country in Earth .. "MAKE NO MISTAKE".

KEEP U R VIEWS ABT INDIA TO U RSELF else u ll get ..........

[mark]

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[Habitual Perfectionist]

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Good one Mark.

[Ar!e$]

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quiet true

[lizard king]

hey, two _ on a thread. that'd make a nice necklace

some farts and vegemite on toast can make up the rest of it, if needed

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[Sharjeel]

Good one Mark and HH-sir!



Since i have free time, lemme also make a point-by-point defense/rebuttal...

Ill show you mine if you show us yours:

Hospitality? Strange way of asking for it matey...

1) Take lots of pharmaceuticals to cure food poisoning.

Food poisoning? Or was the food too Hot fer you? Medicine will NOT cure a weak stomach.

If you were stupid enuff to go and eat at a shabby place, then you deserve your tummy ache.

Next time, get a better hotel or a better agent, or both.

2)Do not travel with a woman (attractive) she will be groped.

While it is a sad thing, and not justifiable in any way; you have to agree that it happens everywhere. Atleast women in India do not get their modesty outraged every 3 seconds like in the US of A (or elsewhere).

3)Always smell the sheets and pillows, asthmatics beware of mildew.

Carry yer own, if yer so darn particular.

Next time, get a better hotel or a better agent, or both.

4)Make friends with Israelis, they KNOW how to travel in India.

Better still, make friends with an Indian, he will prolly have an even better idea.

Next time, get a better hotel or a better agent, or both.

5)Never travel on sleeper class and always wear a face mask on the train.

Don't worry, we people do not throw Tourists out of trains.

We restrict our throw-people-out-of-train-fetishes to Indians.

6) Do not expect good curries, infact good food.

Eh? Where in India did you come? There is not a single place in India where you will not get curry.

Next time, get a better hotel or a better agent, or both.

7)Beware of stupid Indian cults, join the catholic church if you need help.

It is a democracy, what do you effin' expect?

We do not go around annihilating people just because they have some different beliefs.

8)Wash your own clothes, dohbi wallahs just ruin everything(washing machines?Hello?)

Each place has it's own charm. Here we still prefer to have our clothes hand washed. Washing machines are not very popular in India, due to the extreme work-load.

Next time, get a better hotel or a better agent, or both.

9)Learn to talk about cricket.

Israelis' don't play cricket.

10) Errr..... Dont go?

Thank you, please come again...



Do not be soooo judgemental. You go to a new country to learn about their culture, visit places. Try to keep 'the experience' in focus.



And please stop whining. Does'nt suit Australians.

[Mayavi Morpheus]

Ill show you mine if you show us yours:

wtf

I dont want to see yours nor am I going to show you mine





ps: Is it just me or does anyone else feel that this Australian dude was a Indian once upon a time... like till 2 or 3 years back.

[mark]

And please stop whining. Does'nt suit Australians.

My guess is he is either

1. An NRI trolling

2. An RI trolling

3. An Aussie who's never been to India.



Either way, a bit feckin stupid to post tourist advice on a board meant for Hyderabad residents/ex. Hyderabad residents. I've never once seen a tourist post here.

[Sujatha]

Hi Australian,



Dont come to India again.



You are not welcome anymore.

[Sharjeel]

@MM!

My guess is he is either
1. An NRI trolling
2. An RI trolling
3. An Aussie who's never been to India.

Haha!



I think it must be an NRI, as MM speculated.

[mark]

:lol: @MM!

My guess is he is either
1. An NRI trolling
2. An RI trolling
3. An Aussie who's never been to India.

Haha!

I think it must be an NRI, as MM speculated.

yeah i saw MM's post after i had posted. Only thing about that theory is that i have seen Indians going totally native in the UK, and bitching about India, but i've never seen them giving out about Indian food. Also the Isreali comment is a bit out of place for an NRI. He sounds like someone who spent a few days in Goa and thinks he's seen India. Anyway we do him too much credit keeping this alive.

[lizard king]

And please stop whining. Does'nt suit Australians.

My guess is he is either
1. An NRI trolling
2. An RI trolling
3. An Aussie who's never been to India.

Either way, a bit feckin stupid to post tourist advice on a board meant for Hyderabad residents/ex. Hyderabad residents. I've never once seen a tourist post here.

i dodnt think the guy is australian to start with, he might just be some kiwi ram rooter prolly trying to defame aus or just an Indian who did nt really get any better country to defame other than Australia. Not that it annoys me, but i take it against my pride since i consider myself as much aussie as i am Indian. my childhood, my adolescence and my cultural roots are in india, and no one can ever take the indian out of me. but at the same time, Aus is where i learn/still learning my social and life skills, it taught me how to live in this world, getting me bread for what i am doing. I may not be a very patriotic person towards any of the countries, patriotic enough to wear my colours or shout it out loud and celebrate the national day every year, but i consider and just like any other aussie, it is very very unaustralian to diss about anyother country in the world, no matter what it is. that makes an aussie, and they are one of the most travelled people (after the vikings, pommes, irish and the japanese) in the world. there are more mosquitoes and flies, well, if i had to present the facts in australia than in most parts of thw worls and the dangerous insects which could be absloutely fatal, i d say there too few countries that could beat aus in it. the people here have learnt it the hard way, living in utter discomfort, how to respect anything with can closely come to anything called comfort and no aussie would complain about anything (Shane Warne is a exception) about shabby linen or women being groped or whatever the so called australian mentioned.









_ the beer is killing my bladder.

[mark]

And please stop whining. Does'nt suit Australians.

My guess is he is either
1. An NRI trolling
2. An RI trolling
3. An Aussie who's never been to India.

Either way, a bit feckin stupid to post tourist advice on a board meant for Hyderabad residents/ex. Hyderabad residents. I've never once seen a tourist post here.

i dodnt think the guy is australian to start with, he might just be some kiwi ram rooter prolly trying to defame aus or just an Indian who did nt really get any better country to defame other than Australia. Not that it annoys me, but i take it against my pride since i consider myself as much aussie as i am Indian. my childhood, my adolescence and my cultural roots are in india, and no one can ever take the indian out of me. but at the same time, Aus is where i learn/still learning my social and life skills, it taught me how to live in this world, getting me bread for what i am doing. I may not be a very patriotic person towards any of the countries, patriotic enough to wear my colours or shout it out loud and celebrate the national day every year, but i consider and just like any other aussie, it is very very unaustralian to diss about anyother country in the world, no matter what it is. that makes an aussie, and they are one of the most travelled people (after the vikings, pommes, irish and the japanese) in the world. there are more mosquitoes and flies, well, if i had to present the facts in australia than in most parts of thw worls and the dangerous insects which could be absloutely fatal, i d say there too few countries that could beat aus in it. the people here have learnt it the hard way, living in utter discomfort, how to respect anything with can closely come to anything called comfort and no aussie would complain about anything (Shane Warne is a exception) about shabby linen or women being groped or whatever the so called australian mentioned.




_ the beer is killing my bladder.

i agree, i've never found n Aussie with anything bad to say about any other country. The bit about meeting up with Isreali's is bugging me though, sounds like a real backpacker thing to say.





ps i'm the same as that, bladder the size of a matchbox. try urinating, that usually relieves it.

[Mayavi Morpheus]

may be he read a travelogue of a Israelite. I read scores of 'em and all the 10 points are covered in one or the other..

[Australian]

I am really sorry. My apologies

[Sharjeel]

I am really sorry. My apologies

No hard feelings, dude. But please be careful about what you say about India(ns).



keep posting!