Whatever u do, if u are a CHICK, do not read this.

[lizard king]

alright boys.....one more thread for all that girl bashing



to start off with...



Seminars For females

Elementary Map Reading

Crying and Law Enforcement

Advanced Math Seminar: Programming Your VCR

You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours

Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End of the World: A Study in Contrast

The Seven-Outfit Week

PMS:It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine ("It's Happened Monthly Since Puberty: Deal With it")

Driving I: Getting Past Automatic Transmissions

Driving II: The Meaning of Blinking Orange Lights

Driving III: Approximating a Constant Speed

Driving IV: Makeup and Driving: It's As Simple As Oil and Water

Football: Not a Game: A Sacrament

Telephone Translations (formerly titled "Me Too Equals I Love You")

How to Earn Your Own Money

Gift-giving Fundamentals (formerly titled "Fabric Bad, Electronics Good")

Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side

Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry

Yes, You Can Fill Up At A Self Serve Station

Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels

What Goes Around Comes Around: Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy

His Best Friend Can Be Yours Too

His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out

Commitment Schmittment (formerly titled "Wedlock Schmedlock")

To Honor and Obey: Remembering the Small Print Above "I Do"

Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House

Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man?

Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

Combating Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Do Not Need New Shoes Everyday

Parties: Going Without New Outfits

Man Management: Discover How Chores Can Wait Until After the Game

Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His

Communication Skills I: Tears-The Last Resort, Not the First

Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging

Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

Introduction to Parking

Advanced Parking: Reversing Into a Space

Water Retention: Fact or Fat

Cooking I: Bringing Back Meat, Eggs and Butter

Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not For Human Consumption

Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

Ballet: For Women Only

Oil and Gasoline: Your Car Needs BOTH

Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Big? - Why Men Lie









Girls, I asked yous not to read this. Did nt I? or is it just that u dont understand english?

[lizard king]

In case they dont understand the first time.