KRAZYTHREADFORKRAZYTYPING

[akhilis2cool]

mecametoknowabtthaty'daymorningitself.thefunnypartwasAAJTAKand

HEADLINEStodaywerescreamingCATresultsleakCATresultsleakat9pmy'dayevening

[blackwizard]

damnitwenttocollegetodayfellasleepatthelastbenchsleptforlikeanhourfoundtheclassemptyafterwakingup*mainkaunhoon?mainkahaanhoon?*

[akhilis2cool]

tumbwhobhai.ittijaldibhoolgaye?

[~akidna~]

aajchamatkarhogayaiactuallysatandstudiedincollegefrommorning8:40amto3:00pm.itwasfun ihad4cupsofcoffeenowimallhyper

[Habitual Perfectionist]

I'm BACK TO SPAM THIS THREAD

[daisy]

I'm BACK TO SPAM THIS THREAD

let me help

[Habitual Perfectionist]

THANK YOU DAISY. TELL ME A JOKE.

[daisy]

THANK YOU DAISY. TELL ME A JOKE.

ok



someone sent me this joke.



Software development cycle

1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.



2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.



3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren't really bugs.



4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn't work and discovers 15 new bugs.



5. Repeat three times steps 3 and 4.



6. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released.



7. Users find 137 new bugs.



8. Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found.



9. Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones.



10. Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits.



11. Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.



12. New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires a programmer to redo program from scratch.



13. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.





now your turn HP

[Habitual Perfectionist]

A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills: "Bhai ek Will dena". The guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is no brand by the name of Will, it is Wills, but the Bihari insisted and said I want one Will, so the person told him unless you say it correctly i.e Wills I won't sell it to you, so the Bihari went mad and said "Hum ek hi to maang rahen hain pura packet to nahin maang rahen hain".





There was this Bihari who was travelling with two tickets, so when the T.T.E asked for the ticket, this fellow gave both the tickets. The T.T.E asked him the reason of buying two tickets , this fellow answered, "What will happen if in case I lose one of them?" The T.T.E said what if you lose both of them? Bihari babu replies "Monthly pass hai na."

[daisy]

While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.



He said it said "File not found".



I told him to do a dir.



I asked him if he saw autoexec.bat listed.



He said, "Well it says autoexec, then there's some spaces, but no dot, and then it says bat."



I said type this in "type autoexec.bat".



Again he got "File not found".



I asked him to tell me exactly what he typed.



He said, "I typed just what you told me: `type autoexecdotbat'

[Habitual Perfectionist]

There was this sardarji student of mine when I was a faculty at a computer institute. One day, the guy came in for some practice while we were having a routine maintenance in our machine room. He sat in front of a computer, switched it on and it came to a prompt saying "File Server not found!" (It was a Novell NEtware 3.12 installation on the server and the nodes were diskless; booting from the server). Sardarji looked at the screen for a couple of minutes and then peeped below the table. I asked him what he was looking for and he deadpanned, "File server nahi mil raha sir".

[ycr007]

gladtoseethathisthreadhasgoneintofourloongpagesandyesiamnotatall

pisappointedbythespamminginthisthread.allofusshouldlearntotakethegood

withthebadandsometimesitisnecesssarytobuckthetrend.andyeshpsaarand

daisyyouarewelcumtowritewhatevereandhoweveryoulike.



andwhatisthiscommotionabtthecatresults.theyereleakedonedayinadvance

buthaveebeenfinallydeclared.andcadyouarerightwhenyousaythatI

wasbargainingforanextrahouratthecybercafebuttheownerdidntallowme

soimanagedtoswitchcafesandamnowbackatanewone.

[akhilis2cool]

soycrisback.

hpsaramedurbadlyycrbhaibutnevermind

[ycr007]

soycrisback.
hpsaramedurbadlyycrbhaibutnevermind

erwhatdidyousayakhilbhaicouldnotgetthesentenceexceptforthelastpart.

doyoumindclarifyingit.andyaariamyoungerthanyousoyousreallyshouldnt

bothercallingmebhay.plainoldycrisokenough.

[akhilis2cool]

Damnthissite itsuddenltstopswhileiamtypingaword....onlysomepartofitgetsposted.italsohappennedtomy5000thpost

[ycr007]

yeahithappenedtomealsosometimesbutiguessonehastolivewithit.

sowhatwasyouroriginalintendedmessage?

[Der Schakal]

SO what exactly is this thread for?

[ycr007]

SO what exactly is this thread for?

itsakrazythreadforkrazytyping.thatistypingwithoutanyspacesinbetweenwords.

[akhilis2cool]

yeahithappenedtomealsosometimesbutiguessonehastolivewithit.
sowhatwasyouroriginalintendedmessage?

myoldmessage

soycrisback.
hpsaramedurbadlyycrbhaibutnevermind

correctone



hpsaranddaisyhavespammedurthreadbadlyycrbhaibutnevermind

[ycr007]

yeahithappenedtomealsosometimesbutiguessonehastolivewithit.
sowhatwasyouroriginalintendedmessage?

myoldmessage

soycrisback.
hpsaramedurbadlyycrbhaibutnevermind

correctone

hpsaranddaisyhavespammedurthreadbadlyycrbhaibutnevermind

lolireallydontmindspammindude.evenidoitmostofthetimeswink