Who wants a Curse Fest??

by **azazel** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:24 am

*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn*

by **azazel** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:25 am

*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn*

by **The Crackednut** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:26 am

ok... here's the crash course.

1) take knife

2) heat till red

3) touch it at the tip

4) check if you screamed

5) if no goto step 2.. if yes insert in eye

6) check if you're dead

7) repeat if yes or no

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:27 am

Hey guys ........didya hear the Urban Legend of the Shining Motorcycle Driver??

This fella farts his way across town and his shining bald head blinds oncoming traffic.

by **azazel** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:28 am

^^^ i might've had a close encounter with tht freak recently..

by **azazel** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:29 am

is it true tht he/it has only one Nut??

by **azazel** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:30 am

n tht too is cracked.. :roll:

by **azazel** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:32 am

*response awaited*

has the competitor run away?? has he cowered into a corner n accepted defeat at the hands of the Jaszman?? or is he fixing his cracked nut *ouch* ??

by **azazel** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:34 am

seems like both the competitors have vanished from the scene n the audience is also getting restless.. looks like a riot might erupt

*takes out his brand new chainsaw n whirrrrrrrrls it into life* :twisted:

muaaaaaaahahahaha... :twisted:

by **The Crackednut** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:36 am

Jasz's definition of Computer:

1) Reason to get up to finish wanking off to some kiddy porn.

2) free images of.... EXOTIC FOOD for that city in your stomach!

3) more porn

4) satisfies other fetishes regarding leather, blood, dildoes, pain and blades.

5) "what's this button, here?"

by **azazel** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:36 am

*goes on a rampage n cuts off atleast one part of the body of everyone present at the scene*

*laffs hysterically as the bloodthirst descends into madness*

*calls AR n takes the limbs, heads, torsos home for dinner*

by **The Crackednut** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:37 am

**sniff, sniff**

smell anything new, jasz? fresh meat is in the air...

by **azazel** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:38 am

*takes the chainsaw n splits open the head of TCN putting him put of his misery n his pathetic attempts at humor out of existence*

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by **azazel** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:39 am

yea smell it u miserable twat for its ur own decaying carcass :twisted:

by **The Crackednut** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:41 am

...and so it begins!

by **azazel** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:41 am

"And no good thing ever dies."

^^^ *ahem*

*spits on Jasz n watches him drown*

oops..

by **ycr007** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:45 am

Err...Do u ppl mind making it a bit more spicier....

I mean..this is a cursefest for land's sake :roll:

C'mon..letthe expletives roll out.....

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:47 am

**Shakes his head at Azazel preoccupation with chainsaws. Me thinks you had a bad experience with a chain saw. Lost something precious to you. Maybe something that gives you an identity and a place in society. No wonder you "whip out" chainsaws all the time. I wonder if you "whip out" chainsaws when you outta "whip out" more pertinant stuff.

by **The Crackednut** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:47 am

**kaching kaching**

Yo Az,

catch this for a min, will ya?

**throws some flesh but Az is too dumb to turn**

missing something dearie? its ur brain that u forgot to catch... too bad you died a weasel..

by **CtrlAltDel** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:48 am

*finishes kabaabs n looks hungrily at daisy's mirchi bajjis...*

by **Stingrae** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:48 am

balls

to

all

of

this

:mrgreen:

by **Stingrae** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:50 am

who is daisy and where is me share of kebabs??!

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:52 am

Whats wrong Azazel?? Cant think of any Death Metal Songs to plagiarize while cursing someone? Isnt that what you always do? Take a death metal song and quote its lyrics adding your name as the "doer" and the victims name as the "getter"

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:55 am

Looks like Az hit the road.

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