Experience Pearls

by **Der Schakal** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:16 pm

Scorpion's Sting wrote:
Der Schakal wrote:
Scorpion's Sting wrote:
Der Schakal wrote:Never fly Air India.

or Aero Flout (sp??)
Had some kind of problem with them?

Its a Russian airline. Need I say more??

Its like everything you ask isn't there.

Can I have some milk with the coffee?

Sorry we are out of milk

each and everytime the same story

They are out of milk!!!!!!!! :shock:

I can probably write a big essay w/ Air India.......everything happened in just 9 hrs.

by **mark** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:25 pm

Der Schakal wrote:Never fly Air India.

I like Air India! then again i'm used to local no-frills stuff in Ireland, where you have to pay for food/booze/to use the rest room/etc.

Any flight where i'm given free food and drink is a bloody good one. I admit the flight staff could be a bit younger, and less psychotic, but that applies to most airlines i've been on.

my pearl for the day then is: One mans milk is another mans poison.

(now that's given me horrible images regarding male nipples)

by **Der Schakal** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:28 pm

mark wrote:
Der Schakal wrote:Never fly Air India.

I like Air India! then again i'm used to local no-frills stuff in Ireland, where you have to pay for food/booze/to use the rest room/etc.

Are you serious!!!!!!!!!!!Even the damn restroom? :shock:

by **mark** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:57 pm

Der Schakal wrote:Even the damn restroom?

the best part! savour the smell of Mumbai, before you even land.

by **CtrlAltDel** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:03 pm

mark wrote:
Der Schakal wrote:Even the damn restroom?
the best part! savour the smell of Mumbai, before you even land.

even the "sights" of mumbai, i suppose?

by **Kavita** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:18 pm

I heard from many non-Indians that Air India is good and from Indians that its pretty bad.

Some said, Air-India staff differentiates Indians and Non-Indians, if they by chance make out.

by **mark** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:44 pm

Kavita wrote:Some said, Air-India staff differentiates Indians and Non-Indians, if they by chance make out.

i'd have real doubts about that. the majority of whites flying air india would be holiday makers, hippies, and types like myself, junior people working over here. Indians traveling on air India would represent repeat business, and tend to be middle management, NRI's visiting families, etc. Their Indian customer base is much more important to them i think.

by **Scorpion's Sting** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:49 pm

Scorpion's Sting wrote:Read my sig

Did anyone? :roll:

Temptations are bad, addictions are worse

/\\ Just something i came up with on the SiO

by **Sharjeel** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 7:02 pm

Scorpion's Sting wrote:Did anyone?

You bet!

Scorpion's Sting wrote:Temptations are bad, addictions are worse

/\ Just something i came up with on the SiO

lol!

by **Reality.** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 9:21 pm

one from me ~

Never fly Indian Airlines - Kaula lumpur to Chennai .( Unless you want the guy behind your seat climbing over you to get a better view of guindy.)

by **CtrlAltDel** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 11:57 pm

Sometimes ...

when you cry ... no one sees your tears...

Sometimes ...

when you are worried ... no one sees your pain...

Sometimes ...

when you are happy ... no one sees your smile...

...But fart just one damn time ... :roll:

by **sexy beast** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 1:47 am

Nothing is as real as a dream. The world can change around you, but your dream will not. Responsibilities need not erase it. Duties need not obscure it. Because the dream is within you, no one can take it away.

by **mark** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 1:51 am

eagles may fly high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

by **Alexis** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 1:55 am

Watch your thoughts;...they become words.

Watch your words;.........they become actions.

Watch your actions;...........they become habits.

Watch your habits;................they become character.

Watch your character;................it becomes your destiny.

by **lizard king** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 6:11 am

Try not to do anything naughty, and if u do, dont get caught (With specific reference to 2 timing)

Secondly, barbers are people you ought not to make friends with.

by **satishgoda** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 6:37 am

thats my motto in life.

by **akhilis2cool** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 9:47 am

Always love and respect your parents.

by **CtrlAltDel** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 10:51 am

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.

Specialization is for insects

- Lazarus Long

by **Scorpion's Sting** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 11:54 pm

Never mix tomato ketchup and choco-bar *yuck*

by **Alexis** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:12 am

Never sprinkle too much salt and cayenne pepper on your Penne Pasta. However, if you do that------Neutralize it with a few drops of lemon juice and butter. Tastes superb!

by **Sharjeel** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:38 pm

Don't think too much!

by **RegisteredFinally** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:26 pm

Sharjeel-------nice name

dont hear it too often

i know someone by that name..first time i heard it i thought they made it up heh..jk jk jk jk jk

hmmmm..

Tajurbe ki motiyaan:

Doosron ki tajurbe ki motiyon ko nazar-andaaz mat kariye!

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:roll:

by **Sharjeel** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:50 am

RegisteredFinally wrote:Sharjeel-------nice name
dont hear it too often
i know someone by that name..first time i heard it i thought they made it up heh..jk jk jk jk jk

Thanks

If your vehicle is low on fuel, fill up immediately. Don't put it off.

by **akhilis2cool** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:57 am

Check the light at the signal and drive accordingly.....dont jump tand there like afool when the light is green :oops:

by **Mayavi Morpheus** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 12:00 pm

Sharjeel wrote:
RegisteredFinally wrote:Sharjeel-------nice name
dont hear it too often
i know someone by that name..first time i heard it i thought they made it up heh..jk jk jk jk jk
Thanks

If your vehicle is low on fuel, fill up immediately. Don't put it off.

No, u run it till the tank is dry, then bend it at 45 degrees to the vertical and then open the flap and perform a CPR - Mouth to mouth resurresction - and it will kick to life on the petro fumes to run upto the nearest gas station. Well atleast thats what my friend used to do

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