Experience Pearls

[Sharjeel]

Come one people! Share the pearls of Wisdom you have collected. Just Keep it short. Let me start:



You may like it, but it does'nt mean that you will be good at it.

[akhilis2cool]

One pearl of wisdom from me



Whats this thread doing in the Local problems and solution section





ne way

There are three sides to an argument, Mine, Yours and the Correct side.

[mark]

For every problem there is a solution which is simple, elegant, and wrong.

[mark]

Unless we're supposed to make these up ourselves, in which case:



Never leave anything behind unless you're 100% sure you won't need it in the future.

[daisy]

Never leave anything behind unless you're 100% sure you won't need it in the future.

i know, that is the reason my cupboards and closet are over flowing with stuff

[Reality.]

Never leave anything behind unless you're 100% sure you won't need it in the future.

i know, that is the reason my cupboards and closet are over flowing with stuff

A solution pearl to the above pearl--



Never buy or acquire stuff you will not need in the present or future,,if you want to keep your cupboards empty.

[daisy]

Never leave anything behind unless you're 100% sure you won't need it in the future.

i know, that is the reason my cupboards and closet are over flowing with stuff

A solution pearl to the above pearl--

Never buy or acquire stuff you will not need in the present or future,,if you want to keep your cupboards empty.

i was just joking there reality

[Reality.]

Never leave anything behind unless you're 100% sure you won't need it in the future.

i know, that is the reason my cupboards and closet are over flowing with stuff

A solution pearl to the above pearl--

Never buy or acquire stuff you will not need in the present or future,,if you want to keep your cupboards empty.

i was just joking there reality

Meee toooooooo.

[daisy]

Never leave anything behind unless you're 100% sure you won't need it in the future.

i know, that is the reason my cupboards and closet are over flowing with stuff

A solution pearl to the above pearl--

Never buy or acquire stuff you will not need in the present or future,,if you want to keep your cupboards empty.

i was just joking there reality

Meee toooooooo.

ok then, i thought you are not joking



btw i am not spamming here, are you?:P

[Reality.]

Never leave anything behind unless you're 100% sure you won't need it in the future.

i know, that is the reason my cupboards and closet are over flowing with stuff

A solution pearl to the above pearl--

Never buy or acquire stuff you will not need in the present or future,,if you want to keep your cupboards empty.

i was just joking there reality

Meee toooooooo.

ok then, i thought you are not joking

btw i am not spamming here, are you?:P

Those are pearls coming out of my mouth.....

[daisy]

Those are pearls coming out of my mouth.....

oh let me grab them, i can make a necklace

[enigma]

Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire. If you did, what would there be to look forward to?

Be thankful when you don't know something, for it gives you the opportunity to learn.

Be thankful for the difficult times. During those times you grow.

Be thankful for your limitations, because they give you opportunities for improvement.

Be thankful for your mistakes. They will teach you valuable lessons.

Be thankful when you're tired and weary, because it means you've made a difference.

It's easy to be thankful for the good things.

A life of rich fulfillment comes to those who are also thankful for the setbacks.

Find a way to be thankful for your troubles, and they can become your blessings.

[Reality.]

Those are pearls coming out of my mouth.....

oh let me grab them, i can make a necklace

You are welcum.



Actually the real pearls are here now from the REAL PEARL MASTER,,ENIGMA...you will end up making a bunch of necklaces once she gets started.

[Aquarian81]

I have a couple pearls to share with ya'll:



~Wear you seatbelt--ALWAYS



~When you add alcohol to a pan while cooking, move it away from the flame.......unless you wanna keep your eyebrows.



~Dont EVER put vinegar in a glass (in the fridge), or else your kid bro/sis might mistake it for apple juice and inhale it in one big gulp



~Avoid the front row of a concert



~When you get called on stage to enact 'Ophelia's' role, do your best and dont be shy .



~When working a 9 hour shift, dont wear stilletoes.



~Always read the manuals of anything.



~Dont flip someone off on the road, it might end up being your future professor

[CtrlAltDel]

~When you get called on stage to enact 'Ophelia's' role, do your best and dont be shy .

why? what did she do? if u r too shy to answer here, PM me....

[Alexis]

I have a couple pearls to share with ya'll:

~Wear you seatbelt--ALWAYS

~When you add alcohol to a pan while cooking, move it away from the flame.......unless you wanna keep your eyebrows.

Ummm, Im sure we ALL wanna KEEP our eyebrows, honey!



I know you meant, ".....Unless you dont wanna keep your eyebrows."

[Aquarian81]

~When you get called on stage to enact 'Ophelia's' role, do your best and dont be shy .

why? what did she do? if u r too shy to answer here, PM me....

I wish it was something to be shy about I was literally dragged up on the stage by the guy who played Hamlet (I was with Alexis and a friend in the audience) Now this play was actually a parody of the original HAMLET, and as part of the play, they called me up and asked me to say something and scream as loud as I could. I froze after one look at the audience and my loud scream turned out pretty weak.

[CtrlAltDel]

a parody of the original HAMLET

oh...THAT ophelia...

[Red Combat]

Life is moving forward. If you feel you are going backwards, just turn around.



If you're going through hell, keep going.



Pray, Hope and Don't Worry.

[Sharjeel]

Good ones! Jes remember that you have to make them up yourselves.



You may have to do it, even if you hate it.

[Scorpion's Sting]

Read my sig

[Der Schakal]

Never fly Air India.

[Scorpion's Sting]

Never fly Air India.

or Aero Flout (sp??)

[Der Schakal]

Never fly Air India.

or Aero Flout (sp??)

Had some kind of problem with them?

[Scorpion's Sting]

Never fly Air India.

or Aero Flout (sp??)

Had some kind of problem with them?

Its a Russian airline. Need I say more??



Its like everything you ask isn't there.



Can I have some milk with the coffee?



Sorry we are out of milk



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