Nice Story

[Imran Khan]

There were 4 guys John, Franky, Manav and Ashley who found a small bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared. Thankful that they had released him , the genie said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, and then your wish will come true." John ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted "Wine". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. John was ecstatic. Next came Franky. He did the same and shouted, "Vodka" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka. Manav jumped and shouted, "Beer". The last of them was Ashley. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he stepped on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "Shit!!!!!!!........."



Moral of the story : Mind your language; you never know what it will land you in

[~akidna~]

Shit!!



too much fardeen khan here

[Imran Khan]

Shit!!

too much fardeen khan here

too much

[ycr007]

If you know some one staying in B'glore let them know this If you

are in b'lore, do go through this story COZ, its a real one. Read this

true story... and let everybody you know in and around Bangalore

especially Bannerghatta Road .......

My friend lives in Malleshwaram...

One day he went to Bannerghatta Road to visit his uncle for some days as

his parents had to attend a wedding in Coimbatore. One evening he and some

other of my college friends went to Yellahanka for a movie. He had so much

fun that he forgot that it's very late. He caught the last local bus to

Bannerghatta Road ..... he reached Bannerghatta Road around midnight......

He had to walk about a mile from the bus stop to home.... As he was walking

alone, he could sense that the night felt very creepy as it was so dark.

While walking, he was astonished to see an old creepy looking guy selling

some books. It was a very unusual thing to see a thing like that.....

It got the shivers ! on him when he noticed that his old guy is unusually

pale and staring at him... The old guy said "Son why don't you get a

book...it

would keep you company".

Then he did something which he would regret for the rest of his life.

My friend started to act brave & thought why not & had a look at

his collections... My friend's hair started to rise up as he noticed

that all the books were related to supernatural activities...but he

found one that was very interesting.

So he asked the old man "how much is it, uncle?".... The old guy

replied,

"Well son...this is an interesting book...it's only for Rs 250. My friend

was

shocked and said "but...but... it's expensive" This time the old man

stared which freaked my friend.

My friend quickly checked all his pockets & found Rs. 200 & said

"This is all I have." The old guy replied "It's OK son ....you can

have the book for that price" As ! my friend was just about to run

for home...the old man called back & said "Son ... whatever happen,

you don't ever flip the book to it's last page... remember these

words or you would regret...!!!!!"

My friend nodded and never looked back ... Reaching home...he quickly

sked his Uncle whether there was any new old book seller nearby? The

Uncle replied "not that I know of but ...we've heard that there's 1

old man comes once in a while during full moon nights but heard that

there is something creepy about it...why son?" My friend freaked

out... he told his uncle "nothing uncle...just asking". He started

reading the book with the old man's words on his mind.. At night,

12 0'clock, as he went to bed, a gush of wind blew which chilled

him up to his bones. At that glimpse, he noticed the wind had blown

the pages to its last page. He remembered what the old man has said!

But we humans tend to have the tendency to know. Out of curiosity,

he flipped to the last page & fainted... What he saw at the

last page is stated below:

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Original price:-- Rs. 20/-
Promotion price:-- Rs. 10/-

[Imran Khan]

Heard it before in a different way ... it was awesome

[ycr007]

There was a similar Surf Excel Joke which made me ROFLMAO!!!!!



there used to be a thread with such stories....started by JAH i think

[Imran khan]

yea even i heard it ....