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[Megalomaniac]

#1

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?

jab koi ladki shadi se pehle pregnant ho, uski maa bole "HEY BHAGWAN YE

TUNE

KYA KIYA?".



#2

What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE -

In both case you feel "aur thoda ruk jaata to accha model milta"



#3

Ek admi sadhu se bola,meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay

batao.

sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta?



#4

Saas saw her bahu sleeping with other man, but she didn't tell her son

because....

"saas bhi kabhi bahu thi"



#5

It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.



#6

Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aisi sajaa mile,

tujhe aayi ho badi jor se susu, aur kahin karne ki jagah na mile



#7

1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.

U & ME laughing,

U & ME crying,

U & ME dreaming,

U & ME holding on,

U & ME...

just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.



#8

Falling in love is a sweet ambition,

finding true love is a life time mission..

Take my word, follow the Indian tradition & marry ur dad's decision !





#9

I cannot hide this from u any more.

I don't want 2 hurt u

and I feel it's best if I tell u,

before you hear it from someone else ............

Condom prices Have Gone Up !

[Ar!e$]

#1
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
jab koi ladki shadi se pehle pregnant ho, uski maa bole "HEY BHAGWAN YE
TUNE
KYA KIYA?".

#2
What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE -
In both case you feel "aur thoda ruk jaata to accha model milta"

#3
Ek admi sadhu se bola,meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay
batao.
sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta?

#4
Saas saw her bahu sleeping with other man, but she didn't tell her son
because....
"saas bhi kabhi bahu thi"

#5
It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

#6
Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aisi sajaa mile,
tujhe aayi ho badi jor se susu, aur kahin karne ki jagah na mile

#7
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

#8
Falling in love is a sweet ambition,
finding true love is a life time mission..
Take my word, follow the Indian tradition & marry ur dad's decision !


#9
I cannot hide this from u any more.
I don't want 2 hurt u
and I feel it's best if I tell u,
before you hear it from someone else ............
Condom prices Have Gone Up !

Funny..