by vivek » Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:21 pm
I think I have just seen the worst horror movie made in Hindi, ever. Vaasthu Shastra is an all time low. The film doesn’t scare, let alone kill. The word Vaasthu is mentioned just 4 times. The movie had a dumb kid, who the director wanted to look and talk cute. The father of the kid is a dud too. Chekravarthy is a stone. Sushmita should go back to where she belongs – wearing chiffons and trying to act. She was surprisingly good in Samay though.
The house where this idiot family moves in has nothing in its neighborhood. The writer played by chekravarthy needs some solace and tranquility it seems. All though this is never mentioned in the movie. Its our job to assume all that. Also, when Chekravarthy’s lap top shuts down, it makes a ‘quink-quink’ sound. How come?
The kid should be going to pre-school at his age, and all the time his mom goes “ Rooohaann… jao khelo” at least 1000 times a day. Which educated mom does that? May be the ones married to writers who want to spend a ton of money to get some inspiration. When the kid starts to behave like crazy, the educated mom in Sushmita concludes that her dumb kid is a victim of the large empty space and the fact that he has no friends is making him .. as said before, dumb. Why can’t she put him in pre-school?? Or better so, vacate the damn house. Nope, they chose to stay for intelligent reason.
When yoru kid comes and says … “ mummy, our maid man-handled me and even tried to kill me” Will you keep the maid or believe your kid, however dumb he may have grown?
And what the hell is that annoying sound of a bullet shot or something in the movie. The sound annoys you, so much so that the director has nothing to offer and its like “ Hey didn’t get scared?.. ok listen to this every 15 mins… bang”
When the dead kid- (junior bhoot) is first shown, the audience burst out in laugher. What an idiotic make up man! Its like paint on your face that smells. The ‘bhoot-kid’ looks as if he wants his bhoot mom to take him to bathroom. Added to this, the bhoot-dad is even funnier and when all the bhoot make a cameo, the scene is rip-roaring. Its like, they look in each other’s eyes and say “ Ok now we have painted our faces white…. Now what?
I paid to watch a horror flick, and if I laughed the purpose would have been defeated!
The tri-cycle which Roohaaan.. drives reminds if you the movie The Omen, the fat bhoot girl reminds you of The Shining .The story reminds of you of… well every other horror movie.
This movie should have been tweaked a little bit and positioned as a spoof, just like Scary movie. The concept is yet to be tried in India and it would have been an awesome hit from The Factory. Verma just missed to see and opportunity.
May be I should open a movie production house, name it ‘Assembly line’ and make such movies.
The Assembly line presents.. from the makers of…Khatharnaak Bhoot..and Daravni raat mein sunsaan haveli…presents Mallika ‘ smooch’ sherawat.. in ‘ Bhoot kissers’… with the hit song from bappa lahari..” “main bhoot, tu bhootni… dheko yeh raat pyaari”
Vaasthu Shastra is just that.