Obessive Story Lines

[SimarikSmokin]

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Well have'nt you guys noticed one thing about indian movies? Their Obession to a certain Story Line, starting from Darr it was obessed Lovers, Then it turned into Scary Movies, and then Matrix-Esq, to Bank Robbery Movies, and Indo-Pak movies.



The Too-Funny-Its-Stupid movies with Govinda



And the deal with American Pie movies, ok first of all indians need to make a rating little kids like 6-12 yrs old go watch movies talking about dirty things like that.



You can chime in with your Two Cents if you feel the need

[aquarian81]

As much as I hate to admit it, the smokers got a point here. Isnt it true though, that the hindi movie story lines are painfully redundant??

sometimes its the same thing over and over and over again. Ive stopped watching movies ever since I started University, so Im not aware of the recent movies.

[Mayavi Morpheus]

Since I have no better work to do I will contribute my do paisa...

Hi Guys

The feminists on this board may not like that.

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Thank you for giving me the opputunity to spam.

Well have'nt you guys noticed one thing about indian movies? Their Obession to a certain Story Line, starting from Darr it was obessed Lovers, Then it turned into Scary Movies, and then Matrix-Esq, to Bank Robbery Movies, and Indo-Pak movies.

Yes, we did and we whine a lot too, but there is a reason for such movies, I will save it for later to increase my post count

The Too-Funny-Its-Stupid movies with Govinda

Yeah govinda is funny.

And the deal with American Pie movies, ok first of all indians need to make a rating little kids like 6-12 yrs old go watch movies talking about dirty things like that.

Yeah, the dark-skin-rice and fish eating-west-aping yindoos do have movie ratings. They are U, A and U/A. Most movies have U/A rating which children below 12 (nor sure) are not supposed to see.

You can chime in with your Two Cents if you feel the need

I did just that.



my Pi is cooked, me outta here

[Aquarian81]

Ok, now heres my 2 cents,



First of all, hindi movies these days are chock full of crotch-shots, ass-shots and boob-shots, its like every scene has some sort of sexual innuendo.........totally out of subject sometimes. My only question to hindi movie directors is"Why do you want so bad to be like the West"?? correct me if Im wrong, but Indian culture is usually shown as the females being mysterious, shy and coy. Its sexier that way than the aggressive, sex-starved kitten-ish act they put up.

[Stingrae]

ok...first things first,i dont really hav a problem wit d hot-sultry item songs n crap goin on in cinema rite now...but when they dont add to d storyline,y hav 'em...

where in the "west" movies do u hav item songs??! d best part of d engaleesh movies is that they hav 1-2 doin-it scenes n wrap it up n move on wid d story...or they can hav a fullblown p0rn movie.....

wt we end up wit ,thanks to our "censors", are half-baked attempts which neither hav a story to tell nor any real sexual content....

the sum of all these being that a 6-yr old kid wud be watchin "Girlfriend" in prolly a few weeks time wonderin ytf r those two girl kissin each other to kingdom come...

as MM was sayin...and as Vijay Anand as ex-CEO of d censor board tried....things wud be much better off with a rating system in place.



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[Adonis]

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[Stingrae]

oh yeah....ooops..



d topic was storylines....



well...for that....umm.....i hav dis to say..



Hindi movies suck.



wen it comes to storylines...:D:D:D



d last good movie i saw was Company...

but me bein who i am...i tend to get easily involved in every other movie i see...so every other movie i watch seems to dam fine till i actually start analysin it...



heck...ain't dat d whole point of cinema? hav fun while ur watchin it...dats only possible wit a certain quantity of disbelief...

[Adonis]

yeah i hate hindi movies too ....



i am fed up with watching fully grown men dancing like fags !!!



i cant even remember the last hindi movie i saw ....



ok bollywood doesnt have the bucks, to afford all the special efx ....so why cant they consentrate on having a good story !



havent the indian directors and story writers got no creaivty ?? or is it because most of the indian people cant get enough of " myparents wont approve of my love, stories" !!!..



god damit i wanna c something new !!

[Question]

bollywood movies just suck big time same old storeies but one thing i have seen changed is the production value you can see that loads and loads of money is being put into a prodcution of hindi movies. The last good hindi movie i saw would be... thinking .. thinking.. thinking.. thinking.. still thinkign ummm ok let's see LAGAAN/DIL CHAH THA HAI... are the only ones sort of ok a movies would be mmdbch/darna mana hai/rules



But south india has lot of talent When i mean i don't mean telugu they are even worse than bollywood movies last good telugu movie AITHE/MISSAMA



But in tamil we got loads and lods of different movies

KAASI

SETHU

NANDA

PITHAMAGAN

KADHAL KONDEN

Perazhagan

Khaaka Khaaka (BEST TECHNICAL/SCREENPLAY)

AUTOGRAPH

PANDVAR BHOOMI

And the list goesss on.....



Kannada (PPL think upendra is crazy but he is one of the best screenwriter and his concepts in A/UPENDRA/h20 are too good)

Shh

Operation Antha

Om

A

Upendra

H2O



And malyam dont even have to start the list will go onn....they are way ahead of time they got concpets better than HOLLYWOOD MOVIES!!! THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE SEEN IN RECENT TIMES IS FROM MALYALAM JUILE AND ME too good..



SO in conclusion I would like to say that INDIAN MOVIES IN GENERAL are not that stupid JUST HYPED UP BOLLYWOOD/TOLLYWOOD movies are dumb. So don't just see these stupid movies and call our movies STUPID.. see the good ones too.. WE DO HAVE TALENT!!!!

[Stingrae]

bollywood movies just suck big time same old storeies but one thing i have seen changed is the production value you can see that loads and loads of money is being put into a prodcution of hindi movies. The last good hindi movie i saw would be... thinking .. thinking.. thinking.. thinking.. still thinkign ummm ok let's see LAGAAN/DIL CHAH THA HAI... are the only ones sort of ok a movies would be mmdbch/darna mana hai/rules

And malyam dont even have to start the list will go onn....they are way ahead of time they got concpets better than HOLLYWOOD MOVIES!!! THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE SEEN IN RECENT TIMES IS FROM MALYALAM JUILE AND ME too good..

SO in conclusion I would like to say that INDIAN MOVIES IN GENERAL are not that stupid JUST HYPED UP BOLLYWOOD/TOLLYWOOD movies are dumb. So don't just see these stupid movies and call our movies STUPID.. see the good ones too.. WE DO HAVE TALENT!!!!

n wen i don't understand wtf they r sayin......i'll surely enjoy 'em....

[Question]

Well for your kind information most of them have SUBTITLES when watched in DVD's they are in ENGLISH I am guessing you atleast know that langugage. Well As the old quote goes movies don't have languages.. just emotions... Well if u _ can't understand then don't watch em and with out waatching them don't say indian movies suck.

[Question]

And for your kind information I do/did understand every single movie i have metnioed above I watched the movie autograph 3 times in a theater without subtitles fell in love with it ok?

[Stingrae]

Well for your kind information most of them have SUBTITLES when watched in DVD's they are in ENGLISH I am guessing you atleast know that langugage. Well As the old quote goes movies don't have languages.. just emotions... Well if u _ can't understand then don't watch em and with out waatching them don't say indian movies suck.

dude...man....chillax..........!!!!!



i'm sorry if i hurt ur sentiments!!!....sheesh...twice in a single day....:|



I'll get d DVDs le.....sadly i do not hav a DVD player... .....i'll find a tamil chick to translate i guess....



btw...i said "Hindi movies suck"....

[Question]

hahaha no it's all good sorry from my side to if my message was too strong

[Stingrae]

hahaha no it's all good sorry from my side to if my message was too strong

good dat was cleared....cuz they were jus sooo many openin in ur prev post for spammin wich i resisted in the light of recent developments in another thread....:)



anyway..back on topic...



Ppl post abt Indian movies!!

[Question]

hahaha no it's all good sorry from my side to if my message was too strong

good dat was cleared....cuz they were jus sooo many openin in ur prev post for spammin wich i resisted in the light of recent developments in another thread....:)

haha nice tht u didn't spam. Anyways yep back to indian movies... Anybody out there watched the list of the movies i have mentioed abouve?? I am watching bhopal express as i type this message the movie seems to be allrite but devaited from the main point. I heard that this movie was entirley shot in hyderabad?

[azazel]

^^^ waat?? peace?? itni jaldi??

i thot ill have myself a nice cat-fight here... chaa



for storylines, watch porno

[Stingrae]

^^^ waat?? peace?? itni jaldi??
i thot ill have myself a nice cat-fight here... chaa

d mods finally got to me in d mornin...so i decided no more fights...

for storylines, watch porno

especially ur kinda p0rno.....



for awesome titles watch Dino Porn..... :D:D

[CtrlAltDel]

for awesome titles watch Dino Porn..... :D:D

Dino Morea acted in porn? ...and u love watching him in it?

[azazel]

d mods finally got to me in d mornin...so i decided no more fights...

ye kya kar diya mods ne..... moo kala kardiya sting ka.. ab ise kaun sahara dega..



CAD : he means dinosaur porn..conceived by himself

[CtrlAltDel]

dinosaur porn..conceived by himself

stingrae conceives dinosaurs, who act in porn...

[azazel]

stingrae conceives dinosaurs, who act in porn...

a ha .. how? ask him!

[SimarikSmokin]

I agree with Aquarian how they show the indian girls how a days . Which is all true because indian girls should not be like they should have self respect and be proud to be a woman not a girl who falls for every guy.





And i barely watch indian movies, i just look at the previews and decide, i think the movies now a days are just plain gross and stupid.\



Don't you agree?

[Red Combat]

I haven't seen porn in last 1 month. I guess i miss them

[azazel]

I agree with Aquarian how they show the indian girls how a days . Which is all true because indian girls should not be like they should have self respect and be proud to be a woman not a girl who falls for every guy.

hain??



the fact i hate the most abt female characters in Hindi movies, is tht they are so bloody one-dimensional.. either they're too goody goody or the evil bitch!! n the worst part is whn after doing vrything they're nt supposed to be doing, breaking all the rules, having extra-marital affairs.. in the end.. its always the sati-savitri, pati-vrata talk..