movie climax leaked!

[Johnny]

yea Johnny already saw the movie... How can he miss a SRK film, he always watches them on Day 0.. and he is proud of it, Ignoring comments of closed minded creatures like CAD, Azazel, Jasz et al...

ANd yea Johnny doesnt need tissue papers.. cuz MHN is not about glycerine and its pretty good timepass even for SRK blind-haters



Johnny also pats the back of Sensible ppl like VM and tells them to neglect other Pot brained cretaures who dont like SRK, for dat matter anything other than the Phoooren Phlicks.. Soooo wannabees



Johnny also nods to acknowledge some inferior species squeaking SRK overacts, he hams, he does wateva.. But he also is unique, a charismatic star, a talented individual, a hardworker, a selfmade man.. Phew... so many others too..

Now johnny thinks no need to defend his personal like for the sake of a few intolerable creeps



Ps: Johnny wud be mailing KBV2 soon. He is so wary of his lazy bum , and resolves to change asap.

[Jasz]

Jasz pays no attention to Johnny's entire post except the part where he mentions sending Kill Bill v2.

Jasz sympathises with Johnny's lazy bum.

[CtrlAltDel]

cuz MHN is not about glycerine and its pretty good timepass even for SRK blind-haters

that i'll decide if it passes my test: i've to stay awake thruout the movie...

Johnny also nods to acknowledge some inferior species squeaking SRK overacts, he hams, he does wateva..

the moment of truth...!

But he also is unique, a charismatic star, a talented individual, a hardworker, a selfmade man.. Phew... so many others too..

...maybe, but the peeve is against his minimal acting talent and his lousy choice of films. Its not against SRK the star or SRK the achiever or whatever...

Now johnny thinks no need to defend his personal like for the sake of a few intolerable creeps

whose personal life r u talkin abt? yrs or SRK's?

[black wizard]

will u guys cut out the crappy SRK gay talk already

[azazel]

Anyways, below is what I WOULD have said to him if he had not mentioned Kill Bill.
Dear azazel......after reading that your epectations from MHN are quite optimistic, I can say only one thing........I'm Dissapointed.
Dissapointed because I thought I knew a dude who had good taste in Cinema and it turned out to be a lie.
But more than that, I learnt that you are hypocrite. The other day you were making fun of PSD because he wanted to watch MHN and today you come on the boards and say that you expect MHN to be a "good time".
So i shall assume that everything that you say you hate are actually things that you have a "good time" with.
And next time when you make fun of Britney Spears, Remixes and Jerry Bruckheimer........I'll know better than to believe that you have spoken from your heart.

n that would've hurt !

but, i would've replied in defense:

i dun give a sh*t as to how/what MHN is.. i just asked everyone here to boycott it + even tho there is the over-actor in there..the only optimism i had was NOT a KJ-type tear-jerker n that too just coz C A D, my poor bhanja, was gonna go watch it ! makin fun of PSD marvaayega kya? just said,, thats one guy who'll watch nethn, even for the sake of bitchin abt it l8r

"spoken from the heart"? go read the book u bought, ur soundin too mushy

[azazel]

Now johnny thinks no need to defend his personal like for the sake of a few intolerable creeps

whose personal life r u talkin abt? yrs or SRK's?[/quote]



like , guruji !

ill pray for ur safe n sound return from the cinema after uve seen the movie



Johnny-> Run Lola Run n send the movie asap

[Jaszalcatraz]

"spoken from the heart"? go read the book u bought, ur soundin too mushy

I was doped then........I did'nt know what I was typing.

Also I aint reading that book now......I'm reading a book called the World's Greatest Cults. AWESOME

[azazel]

I was doped then........I did'nt know what I was typing.
Also I aint reading that book now......I'm reading a book called the World's Greatest Cults. AWESOME

could've guessed..

oh man, still havent finished readin the book TRnFoTTR

will take that from ya after im done with it..

[Jaszalcatraz]

I also got this book called the World's Greatest COnspiracy Theories.

[azazel]

I also got this book called the World's Greatest COnspiracy Theories.

Cool..

[Vinita Manohar]

..cuz MHN is not about glycerine and its pretty good timepass even for SRK blind-haters

Definetely not about glycerine...but then wat the hell was it all about??? My!!My!! How could somebody make such a lousy movie. From wat I had heard I was expecting my ribs to get tickled at least at some point in the movie but alas it was only my friedz comemnts that had the required effect!!! A real disappointment for SRK fans...sorry Johnny but seriously that's how I feel...unable to defend the movie in any way.



I dono wat junta thinks about the movie but my rating of it is very very low.Wat I would list out as -ve points are...lack of a proper story line, uncalled for effects like that of Matrix, let down on expectations as a Farha Kahn movie and not one good dance number, the otherwise very well dressed SRK wears weird (to put it midly) cloths (except maybbe for that greyish black pullover ), Sushmita Sen ka to kaam poori movie mein bas lehraana tha. On the whole a dissapointing movie...aur woh bhi black mein dekhi meine !!!



This weekend also watched Murder. I kinda liked the movie.. an interesting storyline, very good songs and quite a decent show by the cast too. Have you guys heard the song "Bheege Honth.." from this movie?I think it is an amzing song. Very well sung and perhaps one of the boldest lyrics in hindi cinema. Th flip side of the movie (I know many would disagree) is that it seems like a low budget film..considering the fact Mallika Sharawat dosn't get to wear much of clothing throughout the movie..poor thing



So, my verdict on the movies...MHN- pathetic and Murder- definetely watchable.

[ZC]

y did Farah Khan make this movie



i felt like i was sitting at Opera in central Paris and watching a desi movie which has just been taken out of a mixer-grinder





my verdict: highly artificial



Dil Chahtha Hain with a bit of Saif's comedy and his songs was a fantastic movie.



FK tried to do it with a bit more of the same stuff and failed miserably

[CtrlAltDel]

How could somebody make such a lousy movie......my rating of it is very very low

that is the best review of MHN i've read! poor johnny wud be heart broken now!

...aur woh bhi black mein dekhi meine !!!

tut...tut..Vinnie...thats illegal...and u were punished for it!

This weekend also watched Murder. I kinda liked the movie.. an interesting storyline, very good songs and quite a decent show by the cast too.....So, my verdict on the movies...MHN- pathetic and Murder- definetely watchable.

heil Vinnie! for a change i hear a girl praising Murder! keep it up.



*looks at her with new found respect. takes back all he said abt Vinnie mutating into a slimy green monster*

[Johnny]

..cuz MHN is not about glycerine and its pretty good timepass even for SRK blind-haters

Definetely not about glycerine...but then wat the hell was it all about??? My!!My!! How could somebody make such a lousy movie. From wat I had heard I was expecting my ribs to get tickled at least at some point in the movie but alas it was only my friedz comemnts that had the required effect!!! A real disappointment for SRK fans...sorry Johnny but seriously that's how I feel...unable to defend the movie in any way.

I dono wat junta thinks about the movie but my rating of it is very very low.Wat I would list out as -ve points are...lack of a proper story line, uncalled for effects like that of Matrix, let down on expectations as a Farha Kahn movie and not one good dance number, the otherwise very well dressed SRK wears weird (to put it midly) cloths (except maybbe for that greyish black pullover ), Sushmita Sen ka to kaam poori movie mein bas lehraana tha. On the whole a dissapointing movie...aur woh bhi black mein dekhi meine !!!

This weekend also watched Murder. I kinda liked the movie.. an interesting storyline, very good songs and quite a decent show by the cast too. Have you guys heard the song "Bheege Honth.." from this movie?I think it is an amzing song. Very well sung and perhaps one of the boldest lyrics in hindi cinema. Th flip side of the movie (I know many would disagree) is that it seems like a low budget film..considering the fact Mallika Sharawat dosn't get to wear much of clothing throughout the movie..poor thing

So, my verdict on the movies...MHN- pathetic and Murder- definetely watchable.

Well, i dunno what made me to enjoy dat movie.. it was a senseless timepass. No logic in anythin dat was done.. SRK and suniel shetty move in diff. time frames when they fight

Anyways, i think i shud restate my statement, it was a badly made movie.* moment of truth*

[akhilis2cool]

My!!My!! How could somebody make such a lousy movie.

meine pehle hi public warning diya tha.....but no one listened....ab bhugto
I will not see the movie anyway......*Pats his back for excellent judgement*

This weekend also watched Murder. I kinda liked the movie.. an interesting storyline, very good songs and quite a decent show by the cast too. Th flip side of the movie (I know many would disagree) is that it seems like a low budget film..considering the fact Mallika Sharawat dosn't get to wear much of clothing throughout the movie..poor thing

you liked murder? well the liking the story line is fine....but accepting mllika sherwat as an actress is out of question. she defends her 'acting' and dressing in movies by comparing her to actresses like Zeenat aman etc., do din nahi hue aake aur aap ko pata nahin kya samajhte.

So, my verdict on the movies...MHN- pathetic and Murder- definetely watchable.

MHN Pathetic.......murder....dooor raho

[Mayavi Morpheus]

Have you guys heard the song "Bheege Honth.." from this movie?

Yeah, thats a good song. Amazing lines.

[CtrlAltDel]

you liked murder? well the liking the story line is fine....but accepting mllika sherwat as an actress is out of question. she defends her 'acting' and dressing in movies by comparing her to actresses like Zeenat aman etc.,

i think that comparision is apt! both of them cant act for anything, but are jaw-droppingly sexy on screen!

MHN Pathetic.......murder....dooor raho

i wont agree to the verdict on Murder. Its ok...not so g8 but not so bad either. i think it can be watched once with yr girlfriend/wife and once hooting n screaming with the boys!



have u seen Hawas that had similar storyline? now that was a B A D movie.

[akhilis2cool]

i wont agree to the verdict on Murder. Its ok...not so g8 but not so bad either. i think it can be watched once with yr girlfriend/wife and once hooting n screaming with the boys!

have u seen Hawas that had similar storyline? now that was a B A D movie.

if the story line is good its fine with me....

I guess Hawas inspite of having the same story bombed because the direction and screenplay and things like that.......but dont u think it will ecourage infidelity???? not all marriages are on the brink as the one in the movie....I guess these type of movies will encourage normal couples to go in that direction.......its there life and choice....but its not good for the family is it....heheeee

i tend to get a bot serious and boring at times.....

[CtrlAltDel]

...but dont u think it will ecourage infidelity???? not all marriages are on the brink as the one in the movie....I guess these type of movies will encourage normal couples to go in that direction...

i am sure u watch porn. have u ever had an orgy? or sex with animals? or any of those "exciting" things they portray? i am sure not....(i cud be wrong here! )

coming to yr question, i am sure it wont, same as watching a Bond movie doesn't make u repeat the stunts. these movies just feed the fantasies of common men, thats it. like most men fantasize abt a married neighbor or colleague, but do nothing abt it in reality!



if some persons get encouraged by movies, i am sure they r in a minority.

anyway infidelity does not need movies, its been going on since ages!

[ZC]

Heres the leaked story of Main Hoon Na

Sunil shetty is a terrorist ans srk manages to catch him
srk is now a big hero, his senious stop his promotion as he had not completed his education(silly?...i know!)
He is asked to return to college/school
He does what he did in mohabbatein and manages to have an affar with his teacher sushmita sen
Sush does not mind having this affair only is srk takes his studies seriously
srk does that and gives his final exam when news os sunil shetty's escape reaches him
srk does his hero act and dies in a bomb explosion..or thats what they think
everyones weeping when the weepers are tokd that he not only killed sunil but passed the exam .
more weeping
just srk appears and says...'main hoon na...'

duh!

u made it appear like a mithun movie, lets see how it actually will be

Mithun da Zindabad

[black wizard]

Heres the leaked story of Main Hoon Na

Sunil shetty is a terrorist ans srk manages to catch him
srk is now a big hero, his senious stop his promotion as he had not completed his education(silly?...i know!)
He is asked to return to college/school
He does what he did in mohabbatein and manages to have an affar with his teacher sushmita sen
Sush does not mind having this affair only is srk takes his studies seriously
srk does that and gives his final exam when news os sunil shetty's escape reaches him
srk does his hero act and dies in a bomb explosion..or thats what they think
everyones weeping when the weepers are tokd that he not only killed sunil but passed the exam .
more weeping
just srk appears and says...'main hoon na...'

duh!

u made it appear like a mithun movie, lets see how it actually will be

Mithun da Zindabad

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mithunda rules!

[Vinita Manohar]

heil Vinnie! for a change i hear a girl praising Murder! keep it up.

*looks at her with new found respect. takes back all he said abt Vinnie mutating into a slimy green monster*

Zehnaseeb!!



Johnny, it happens to me as well. At times, however lousy the movie is I sit thru it comfortably ...especially all SRK movies but somehow cldn't take it this time. Like a true movie buff I NEVER walk out of the theatre (except once..eh, well, had to ) however bad the movie is and however the ppl with me curse me for not leaving . So, here’s saying cheers to that spirit



Akhil, I thought Mallika gave an ok performance considering the fact that she is only 2 movies old. Oh c’on!! At least she is better than the likes of Kareena and sibling and a couple of other beauties in the industry. Another thing is about your warning ab’t the movie…well movie dekhne to jaana hi tha..no matter wat anybody says …Kyun Johnny that much for our love for SRK!



Mayavi, nice to know that you liked the song too. What ab’t the rest? If you havn’t heard it yet…please ek baar suno na and let me know if you like it ok? For those who agree with me that it is a good song …please listen to ‘Laagi tumse dil ki lagan’ from Paap another good number. You can find these songs here http://www.raaga.com/channels/hindi/top10.asp



ZC are you really in Paris? Where? Tell me more.

[akhilis2cool]

:? i am sure u watch porn. have u ever had an orgy? or sex with animals? or any of those "exciting" things they portray? i am sure not....(i cud be wrong here! )

tauba tauba zara apne key board ko lagaam do

[akhilis2cool]

Johnny, it happens to me as well. At times, however lousy the movie is I sit thru it comfortably ...especially all SRK movies but somehow cldn't take it this time. Like a true movie buff I NEVER walk out of the theatre (except once..eh, well, had to ) however bad the movie is and however the ppl with me curse me for not leaving . So, here’s saying cheers to that spirit

Akhil, I thought Mallika gave an ok performance considering the fact that she is only 2 movies old. Oh c’on!! At least she is better than the likes of Kareena and sibling and a couple of other beauties in the industry

Kareena only...I guess her sibling, karishma is a lot better actress and also looks a lot better.

Another thing is about your warning ab’t the movie…well movie dekhne to jaana hi tha..no matter wat anybody says …Kyun Johnny that much for our love for SRK!

SRKs days r numbered....a few more movies as the main hero and thats it. I liked his performance in Darr, DDLJ, yes boss......but since DTPH he has become steriotypical.......

[Mayavi Morpheus]

If you havn’t heard it yet…please ek baar suno na and let me know if you like it ok?

deja-vu! sabhi ladkiyan ek jaise hote hai kya? meri gf peche pad gayi thi yeh gaana suno bolke, gave me a weeks time to listen it and when I didnt she stopped talking I had to show her real player on my comp screen playing the song to proove that I heard that song. duh!