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[Kenny]

I write for a living.

Aaah..... that explains it. Your posts are probably the most well-written ones on the DBs!!

so what do you do? besides bemoan the tragic (and repeated) demise of kenny, that is?

basically... nothing!!



I'm a guy.... as are most of the ppl here..... school's over and I'm waiting for college to start.

[born_to_be_mild]

thanks, kenny, that's sweet of you.



you'll find, though, i'm a frustrating fence-sitter on most topics, and won't be able to match the general level of passioned debate that occurs here. i lurked for quite a while on these dbs before i decided to register, so i have some idea of the tone here.



for instance, i know who raj is. lol, the poor sod.

i know that people here think you are a girl and there's been some talk of looking down your parka lately

and i know how time flies when you're schmoozing on the dbs.



so you see, i've done my homework

[CtrlAltDel]

looking forward to some serious un-learning

cool! u've come to the right place....!



i also like the fact that u chose THIS thread to make yr introduction....very apt...u'll make a good pupil n unlearn with flying colors...



btw i dont like "BTBM"...sounds like some loss making public sector white elephant.......if not Mildie, how abt Bornie...? or Bonnie...as in Bonny Baby...or babe...

[Kenny]

you'll find, though, i'm a frustrating fence-sitter on most topics, and won't be able to match the general level of passioned debate that occurs here.

That's cool... you can always bug ppl while they're arguing (specially DQ) for some fun.

i lurked for quite a while on these dbs before i decided to register, so i have some idea of the tone here.

Yeah... I did that too; 's good to do that. There are some ppl who just rush in, make fools of themselves, get humiliated and leave!

i know that people here think you are a girl and there's been some talk of looking down your parka lately

*mumble mumble*

well I'm not!

and i know how time flies when you're schmoozing on the dbs.

You can say that again!!

[CtrlAltDel]

i have made my acquintance with guruji, and am fairly certain that he'll pick on my last post for further details on my vital stats

...damn... ...u sure u r not a reincartnated old member...?

not telling, btw

plz..plz...plz....

[born_to_be_mild]

babe, definitely



and you're right about the BTBM. lol. i can only hope i'll make a good student, my teachers always said i had potential.



then again, i think they just say to all the dumb kids' parents.

[born_to_be_mild]

nope, there are few things, i'm told, a woman should never reveal. since i've already given away my age, the brazen hussy that i am, i think vital stats also would be the end of my bacha-kucha good reputation.



nope, lol. not reincarnated. but for quite a while now, i've been following the dbs, and recognise some styles. yours is, of course, inimitable. i can see why they call you guruji, although it reminds me of that shekar kapur movie with the guru of tantric sex

[CtrlAltDel]

yours is, of course, inimitable. i can see why they call you guruji

.... thanQ!

...although it reminds me of that shekar kapur movie with the guru of tantric sex

...hey dont blow my cover...are u one of my former students? btw, which movie is that?

[born_to_be_mild]

not, unfortunately, one of your old students. but if the enrolments are still open, i'm signing up now!



it's a movie called the guru, and is reputed to be horribly horrible. has heather graham and marisa tomei (i think). about this desi guy teaching the uptight gora women how to orgasm, or something. bekaar picture - unanimous verdict.

[Kenny]

I got to see the censored version.



Yeah ..... it WAS a bekaar picture, but it was damn funny.



(Kinda like older hindi movies.......not too old, tho)

[Kenny]

Hey BTBM, call for you on the shoutboard... check it out at the bottom of this page. Basically its sluggish chat... ignore this if you already know!



http://www.fullhyderabad.com/discussions/index.php

[CtrlAltDel]

if the enrolments are still open, i'm signing up now!

anytime!

it's a movie called the guru, and is reputed to be horribly horrible....bekaar picture - unanimous verdict.

thats NOT a shekar kapur movie... anyway that movie was very funny....its playing on Starmovies or HBO next saturday!

[born_to_be_mild]

you're right, i don't know why i thought it had anything to do with shekar kapur



haven't seen the movie anyway, but if it's funny, maybe i should catch it next time it's on. is it the kumars at 42 kinda humour?

[CtrlAltDel]

haven't seen the movie anyway, but if it's funny, maybe i should catch it next time it's on. is it the kumars at 42 kinda humour?

its funny alrite....watch it this saturday...

[Hitch-hiker]

:oops: you're right, i don't know why i thought it had anything to do with shekar kapur

Well .. its kinda related because Shekhar Kapur happens to be the Executive Producer for the movie - 'The Guru'

[CtrlAltDel]

Well .. its kinda related because Shekhar Kapur happens to be the Executive Producer for the movie - 'The Guru'

:shock: what??!!!! u sure????

[born_to_be_mild]

aha! i take back that blush!

[CtrlAltDel]

aha! i take back that blush!

noooo...u look good with it...

[asli_badmash]

Hey mild_babe... Good to see you like it here...



I see you have already met Kenny(BTW;WHO IS A GIRL!).. and guruji.

i'll spare you the mind-numbing details and just stick to the vital stats: am 24,

24.. Thats like trying to define a point in space by the X coordinate only.. Cant do it.. We need X,Y,Z.. so maybe its like 24-X-Y-Z... You fill in the blanks.

live in hyd, read books like they're going to catch fire any minute and i won't be able to finish them,

Hmmm nice.. a book person.

my latest greatest music album is an assortment called bent (love it love it!), i have a dog called mac (a goofy black lab), and i write for a living.

UNFAIR.. Dogs have it good. Why do all dogs have babes for their masters... I see this great looking babe who lives somewhere in my colony and she is so attached to her Dog.. I mean whats wrong with me.. why cant I get some of that attachment..

so what do you do? besides bemoan the tragic (and repeated) demise of kenny, that is?

Kenny is a girl... thats all we have to know.



BTW; Welcome to the group...

[CtrlAltDel]

...maybe its like 24-X-Y-Z...

:shock: no...no...no...24 shud be in the middle....like X-24-Y...

I mean whats wrong with me.. why cant I get some of that attachment..

get married u'll get a good "master" and nice leash too....

[born_to_be_mild]

i'm sorry but that's all the coordinates you're getting for now



sorry, can't enlighten you on the babes-with-dogs situation. but from indepth personal research i have discovered that people who like dogs are less likely to be high-maintenance than people who, say, don't like dogs. so i think, you might actually have some luck with that babe in your colony if you caught up with her taking her dog for a walk, and asked her if she has signed up for blue cross's annual 'best six-legs' master and dog show.



i think that might be a good opening line. a bad opening line would be: down boy. that would be an absolute disaster of a line if she didn't have her dog around. i think my work here is done



if kenny is indeed a girl, why is he hiding behind a virtual penis? very bad for the feminst movement, this kind of gender-dodging.

[CtrlAltDel]

i'm sorry but that's all the coordinates you're getting for now :)

there......hope for the future...

...you might actually have some luck with that babe in your colony if you caught up with her taking her dog for a walk, and asked her if she has signed up for blue cross's annual 'best six-legs' master and dog show....i think that might be a good opening line. a bad opening line would be: down boy. that would be an absolute disaster of a line if she didn't have her dog around. i think my work here is done

...cool! gr8 advice!

if kenny is indeed a girl, why is he hiding behind a virtual penis?

ROTFLOL... ...Kenny where r u?

[asli_badmash]

I mean whats wrong with me.. why cant I get some of that attachment..

get married u'll get a good "master" and nice leash too....

Dogs dont get married.. why should I ? I am a free soul. I do what pleases me



BTW; I dont mind the leash as long as my master wears a leather suit..

[CtrlAltDel]

I do what pleases me

u need not even talk to that gal if all u wanna do is please yourself...

[asli_badmash]

I do what pleases me

u need not even talk to that gal if all u wanna do is please yourself...

Thats just practice for the real thing..