movie climax leaked!

by **akhilis2cool** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:23 am

I remember watching the hindi version(dubbed) of Crouching Tiger.......

in that when the girl who steals the sword is kidnapped (flashback)....the kidnapper sings some chinese song.....uska hindi dubbing was........ek ladki bheegi bhaagi si............. :lol:

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 12:09 pm

Talk about Crouching Tiger's alternate versions and I can think of only one version........the comedy-porno version...anyone seen it?

by **akhilis2cool** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 1:17 pm

Jaszalcatraz wrote:Talk about Crouching Tiger's alternate versions and I can think of only one version........the comedy-porno version...anyone seen it?

no wats it called......must b some thing really funny.....i remember the p**** version of saving private ryan being called saving ryans privates.....

by **azazel** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 12:20 am

this is headin into my territory... :twisted:

a few good ones:

Shaving Pvt.Ryan , Saving Ryan's Privates, A Clockwork Orgy, 2001:A Space Orgy, Edward Penishands :shock:

, Dude..Where's my Dildo ,

Moulin Splooge, Tits of Fury :lol:

....

by **CtrlAltDel** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 12:53 am

azazel wrote:Shaving Pvt.Ryan , Saving Ryan's Privates, A Clockwork Orgy, 2001:A Space Orgy, Edward Penishands , Dude..Where's my Dildo ,Moulin Splooge, Tits of Fury ....

...and Arnie's first film "Pumping Iron" had a porn spinoff called "Pumping Irene" :lol:

by **azazel** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 1:23 am

PSD's fav topic n he aint here.. :twisted:

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 1:54 am

Hey Azazel....are those movies for real? Do u have em?

by **azazel** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 1:57 am

Jaszalcatraz wrote:Hey Azazel....are those movies for real? Do u have em?

movies are real.. unfortunately, dun have 'em

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 2:49 am

Back to the topic......Shah Rukh dies in the end of Main Hoon Na. He dies of AIDS that he contracted from multiple gay partners

by **CtrlAltDel** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 9:40 am

Jasz...anybody....

say it aint true....

a li'l bird just told me sumthing:

in the forthcoming DieHard 4, Brittney Silicon-Gal Spears gonna play Bruce Willis' daughter... :shock:

by **akhilis2cool** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 10:53 am

CtrlAltDel wrote:in the forthcoming DieHard 4, Brittney Silicon-Gal Spears gonna play Bruce Willis' daughter...

i heard that too but it isnt confirmed yet.

hope fully the director and producer get there brains back......else v might see Bhootney Spears.......singing useless love songs in a hardcore action movie :shock:

c`mon there has to be a better option than Bhootney

by **vivek** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 2:07 pm

Heres the leaked story of Main Hoon Na

Sunil shetty is a terrorist ans srk manages to catch him

srk is now a big hero, his senious stop his promotion as he had not completed his education(silly?...i know!)

He is asked to return to college/school

He does what he did in mohabbatein and manages to have an affar with his teacher sushmita sen

Sush does not mind having this affair only is srk takes his studies seriously

srk does that and gives his final exam when news os sunil shetty's escape reaches him

srk does his hero act and dies in a bomb explosion..or thats what they think

everyones weeping when the weepers are tokd that he not only killed sunil but passed the exam .

more weeping

just srk appears and says...'main hoon na...'

duh!

by ZC » Fri Apr 30, 2004 2:11 pm

vivek wrote:Heres the leaked story of Main Hoon Na

Sunil shetty is a terrorist ans srk manages to catch him
srk is now a big hero, his senious stop his promotion as he had not completed his education(silly?...i know!)
He is asked to return to college/school
He does what he did in mohabbatein and manages to have an affar with his teacher sushmita sen
Sush does not mind having this affair only is srk takes his studies seriously
srk does that and gives his final exam when news os sunil shetty's escape reaches him
srk does his hero act and dies in a bomb explosion..or thats what they think
everyones weeping when the weepers are tokd that he not only killed sunil but passed the exam .
more weeping
just srk appears and says...'main hoon na...'

duh!

u made it appear like a mithun movie, lets see how it actually will be

by **akhilis2cool** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 2:13 pm

flop for sure......i would be surprised if the producer crosses Break Even Point

by **CtrlAltDel** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 2:43 pm

akhilis2cool wrote:flop for sure......i would be surprised if the producer crosses Break Even Point

naaaah...me sure it'll be a hit...can already see hordes of ladies (with poor hubbys/boyfriends), gays n Johnny storming the cinemas with boxes of tissues...

God! I've to book 2 tickets for a show very soon...

(lemme say I am in the poor hubby category before some Mr.Alec Smart insinuates anything... :wink:

)

by **azazel** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 3:12 pm

dun mind if Britney's thr in Die Hard 4, as long as she appears naked n dies within the first 5 mins.. :twisted:

looks like Main Hoo Na will b the biggest hit of the year, so far ..

lets boycott it n do our bit to ensure that doesnt happen!!

aur sab log, give Johnny tissue papers..

by **CtrlAltDel** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 3:31 pm

azazel wrote:lets boycott it n do our bit to ensure that doesnt happen!!

u r unmarried n unattached...u can afford to say it...

by **azazel** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 5:42 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
azazel wrote:lets boycott it n do our bit to ensure that doesnt happen!!
u r unmarried n unattached...u can afford to say it...

good thing, na?

but, the movie doesnt look like a typical Karan Johar tear-jerker types!

u can still afford to have a good time..

*cant believe he just said the above n hides lest Jasz comes after him with the droogs*

by **CtrlAltDel** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 5:46 pm

azazel wrote:but, the movie doesnt look like a typical Karan Johar tear-jerker types!

coz its not...its directed by the choreographer Farha Khan...still ladies n Shah Rukh Khan films make a lethal combo...

azazel wrote:u can still afford to have a good time..

JASZbhai...

by **akhilis2cool** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 6:50 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
azazel wrote:but, the movie doesnt look like a typical Karan Johar tear-jerker types!
coz its not...its directed by the choreographer Farha Khan...still ladies n Shah Rukh Khan films make a lethal combo...
azazel wrote:u can still afford to have a good time..
JASZbhai...

Deity taking help of common mam!!!!!!!

by **Vinita Manohar** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 9:50 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:...still ladies n Shah Rukh Khan films make a lethal combo...

You bet!! Me too a big time SRK fan

. Ok,I agree he overacts at times and he is not the ultimate handsome hunk either but there is definetely something very charismatic about that guy. Loved him in DDLJ, Dil Se, DTPH etc.

Thinking of watching MHN this weekend...hope i get the tickets

by **black wizard** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 11:22 pm

Vinita Manohar wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:...still ladies n Shah Rukh Khan films make a lethal combo...

You bet!! Me too a big time SRK fan . Ok,I agree he overacts at times and he is not the ultimate handsome hunk either but there is definetely something very charismatic about that guy. Loved him in DDLJ, Dil Se, DTPH etc.

Thinking of watching MHN this weekend...hope i get the tickets

ya allah! yeh kya horaha hai?!?! :evil:

by **CtrlAltDel** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 11:32 pm

Vinita Manohar wrote:You bet!! Me too a big time SRK fan

i told ya..i told ya...i told ya...

Vinita Manohar wrote:he overacts at times

understatment #1 of the year.

Vinita Manohar wrote:he is not the ultimate handsome hunk either

understatment #1 of the year.

Vinita Manohar wrote:DTPH

whats with u girls? DTPH is one of the most meaningless films ever made...but for me the high point of irritation there was not SRK, but Lata Mangeshkar screeching out those songs and mangling the good music... :evil:

good thing she doesnt sing anymore...

Vinita Manohar wrote:Thinking of watching MHN this weekend...hope i get the tickets

to each his/her own...

by **azazel** » Sat May 01, 2004 12:25 am

Vinita Manohar wrote:Ok,I agree he overacts at times
Thinking of watching MHN this weekend...hope i get the tickets

what?? lady, SRK is the ultimate over-actor!

MHN tickets will b booked 'til 2 weeks, if the hype's nethn to go by...

p.s:Kill Bill vol.2 kab ayegi?? :evil:

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Sat May 01, 2004 3:36 am

Sorry CAD bhai.......by mentioning Kill Bill 2 Azazel has redeemed himself and he shall and deserves to be spared from any punishment that he deserves.

Anyways, below is what I WOULD have said to him if he had not mentioned Kill Bill.

Dear azazel......after reading that your epectations from MHN are quite optimistic, I can say only one thing........I'm Dissapointed.

Dissapointed because I thought I knew a dude who had good taste in Cinema and it turned out to be a lie.

But more than that, I learnt that you are hypocrite. The other day you were making fun of PSD because he wanted to watch MHN and today you come on the boards and say that you expect MHN to be a "good time".

So i shall assume that everything that you say you hate are actually things that you have a "good time" with.

And next time when you make fun of Britney Spears, Remixes and Jerry Bruckheimer........I'll know better than to believe that you have spoken from your heart.

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