popesmokesdope wrote:agonys_requiem wrote:hahahaha.. shitt.. found another one....
Le joue son fait. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine!" "Listen, I'm glad you hope my brother's feeling better pal, but I'm in a lot of danger right now! I'm very cute, I'm very alone, and I'm very protective of my body, I don't want it violated or killed, ALL RIGHT? Speak it in ENGLISH? _ HEAD!" "I heard that you were feeling ill! Headache, fever, and a chill! I came to help restore your pluck! 'Cause I'm the nurse who likes to ----. Nice. Try these...
"And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
Sir Bedevere: And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped.
King Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
Monty Python and the (quest for the?) Holy Grail
"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. if a sperm gets wasted, God get quite irate" - which film?
