Some Facts!

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Sex Facts:



Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.



Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.



Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up (if you use a condom). It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!



Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.



The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!



Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.



Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.



Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.



A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.



In earlier times, masturbation was believed to lead to blindness, madness, sudden death and other unpleasant diseases. Present research, however, shows no connection.



A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime.



The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.



Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.



The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female.



Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.



The word "_" is actually an acronym. It dates back to the Good Old Days, when England was severely underpopulated due to the usual combination of fire/war/plague, and the King issued an official order to... well, _, to replenish the population. Hence the phrase "Fornicate Under Command of the King" passed into everyday language.



A medical study conducted in Pennsylvania showed that people who have sex once or twice a week have their immune systems boosted slightly.



During the 1920s, it was believed that jazz music caused one to permanently lose his sexual inhibitions. It was often banned in many cities. One private company went as far as to sell the elites "jazz proof" furniture.



"Venus observa" is the technical term for the "missionary position."



Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.

[Sharjeel]

You learn something new everyday...



Good job you have that disclaimer!

[The Jackal]

The god has enlightened me.I am an entirely different person now.

[malakpetmasala]

Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

next time ur wife complains of a head ache, u know what to do.

[asli_badmash]

Wow... I learnt something new today.

Sex is the answer to everything. So _ away people.

[azazel]

The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female.

that outto hurt

The word "_" is actually an acronym. It dates back to the Good Old Days, when England was severely underpopulated due to the usual combination of fire/war/plague, and the King issued an official order to... well, _, to replenish the population. Hence the phrase "Fornicate Under Command of the King" passed into everyday language.

well, the acronym's right on but u sure thats ^^ the reason. heard somethin abt it being imposed on the English colonies, u had to take permission before marrying or something.. shall letya knw more as i remember.

[malakpetmasala]

The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female.

that outto hurt

The word "_" is actually an acronym. It dates back to the Good Old Days, when England was severely underpopulated due to the usual combination of fire/war/plague, and the King issued an official order to... well, _, to replenish the population. Hence the phrase "Fornicate Under Command of the King" passed into everyday language.

well, the acronym's right on but u sure thats ^^ the reason. heard somethin abt it being imposed on the English colonies, u had to take permission before marrying or something.. shall letya knw more as i remember.

Az is right about the _ thing.

it was actually the permision given by the King to make children, ie, to _.

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The word "_" is actually an acronym. It dates back to the Good Old Days, when England was severely underpopulated due to the usual combination of fire/war/plague, and the King issued an official order to... well, _, to replenish the population. Hence the phrase "Fornicate Under Command of the King" passed into everyday language.

well, the acronym's right on but u sure thats ^^ the reason. heard somethin abt it being imposed on the English colonies, u had to take permission before marrying or something.. shall letya knw more as i remember.

Az is right about the _ thing.
it was actually the permision given by the King to make children, ie, to _.

patha nahin....that was a copy/paste job from a fwd i recieved.

[azazel]

Az is right about the _ thing.

doesnt read tht good



n the bigger predicament was, before they could get married, the women had to lose their virginity to some Brit Lord. which noone really did want so, the population was kept in check. a war strategy to make sure tht there was no new generation of rebels to fight!

[malakpetmasala]

Az is right about the _ thing.

doesnt read tht good

n the bigger predicament was, before they could get married, the women had to lose their virginity to some Brit Lord. which noone really did want so, the population was kept in check. a war strategy to make sure tht there was no new generation of rebels to fight!

i did nt know about this one.

all i knew was that the masses were nbot allowed to fornicate for the over population but the classes were to pay a price to the king/duke to obtain a permit which says F.U.C.K.

anyway brits are brits

[azazel]

anyway brits are brits

yep, like they say: all's fair in love & war