I.T Dialgoues from Software Simha Reddy ( Balakrishna)

[Imran Khan]

Some dialgoues from Software Simha Reddy (hero Balakrishna)



1) Etti kottanante, GOOGLE search lo kooda kanapadakunda potav..



2) ORey Java Reddy, nenu VB chesa, VC chesa, Sun chesaa,



nee yabba neejava kooda chesa....

Nuvvu.. Software vamsam lo ne puttunte.. neeke ganaka ... oka company

unte..



laptop , desktop rendu unte... raa ra.....



dammunte naaku interview cheyyara...

ee roju .. ee joboo, leka nee company no telipovala... raa ra



3) Gattiga Keyboard lo button nokkanante.. aa sound ke job

istav..alaandidi

nenu personal ga vacchi interview ivvatam entra...



4)Debugging naaku maa amma uggu paalatho pattindi ra.



5) Program nuvvu ichina sare, nannu raayamanna sare.



Logic nuvvu cheppina sare nannu alochinchammana sare,



eppudayina ekkadaina ecyber center lo nina sare,



nenu program rayagalanu ra.



6) "Cant be displayed" ani vacchinantha maatrana kanipinchananukunnava.



okka sari refresh kotti chooda ra Roomaalu nikka boduchukuntai.



7) Orey, hacker ali khann!!! thappu naa program lo undhi kaabatti



logout avuthunna, adhey error nee code lo unduntey



system crash chesi velley vaadini.



Ee Softseema lo modhata spam pettindhi maa muttatha,



Virus puttinchindhi maa thaata ,hacking chesindi maa tandri,



nuvventra naa mouse button peekedhi.



9) Arey coldfusion kukka... evari company ki vacchavo telusa..



naa peru chepithe.. BILL GATES kooda java program



copy cheyyadam marchipotadu...



10)Katthula tho kadu ra code tho champestha

[ycr007]

I got that in da mail some days ago and the Subject was....Progsimhareddy!!!



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How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day you'll send a letter to your US-Based boss asking for an increase in your salary !



Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately.I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$
of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,





The next day, you received this letter of reply:




Oh my dear:

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.


NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the Industry may go into aNOther recession. After NOvember events things may turn bad.


I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean....Don't You???

Your KNOwledgeable Boss

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