Actually i'm completely sober.
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How many phrases for being out of your mind on substances can you come up with? i was in trivandrum with a bunch of mates and we came up with 50 english language phrases for being wasted.
i'll start:
Drunk
Locked
Inebriated
Twisted
Screwed
Off my tits
Demented
Langered
Pissed
Sloshed
Tanked
Trollyied
_
Banjaxed
_ Up
Wasted
Blotto
Stoned
Wired to the Moon
Truncated (actually i made that one up just now. sounds right though)
Wankered
Bollixed
Fecked
Plastered
how many words for sober? emmm. not my strong point but
Straight
Sober
Of sound body and mind
Normal
..
thats all i can think of. i'm off to get truncated!



